Post by ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ on Sept 13, 2016 19:00:31 GMT -5
Not *my* roommate, but a guy that lived on a floor I hung out on...
Guy A and Guy B were sharing a dorm room. It was always an open door floor, unless it was time to sleep or get touchy feely.
Guy A was masturbating in the dorm room. Guy B came up to a closed door and knocked first before entering because duh. Guy A APPARENTLY instinctively said "Come in." Guy B started to open door as Guy A was like, "I mean no! Don't come in!"
Post by arimaythea on Sept 13, 2016 19:18:24 GMT -5
My first roommate in my freshman year of college and I did not get along. I was quiet and hardly ever in the room (went home most weekends) so I'm not really sure where we went wrong. One of her friends posted on her Facebook wall (where I could see it) that she wanted to take a baseball bat to my head for her, so there's that.
The roommate that ended up replacing her was a friend of hers... why she ended up taking the room when she came in with a bias already I don't even know. She used to dry-shave her armpits in the room before she went out to party at night, and would come back late, turn the TV on loud to some Playboy infomercials to go to sleep.
Thank goodness I got to pick my roommate the next year.
None of my roommates were that awful. My first college roommate's boyfriend was weird. She and I lived in a traditional dorm where our beds were about 1.5 feet apart. Her boyfriend would lay on her bed with her, and he would roll over, stare at me for a minute, and then roll back over. He did this many times.
Another roommate would let her friends come over (same dorm room), and eat and sleep in my bed. That made me SO mad. Her mom would call to talk to her (not a cell phone) at 6am most mornings, which was really irritating. I turned the ringer off, and I told her that I did this. She then started missing calls from her mom and family, and blamed it on me. We ended up having a screaming match down the hallway of our dorm. She quickly found a new place to live. She left some female condoms behind when she moved her stuff out.
Another roommate started freaking out one day because I put some oranges in the fridge. Apparently she thought they didn't belong there, so she would take them out and put them on the counter. I would come along and put them back in the fridge, because...mine. I got into an argument over it where I told her to STFU about my oranges, and she finally left them alone.
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Saw RE 1/11/17 HSG x 2 - 2nd revealed both tubes open and arcuate uterus Cycle #1-2 Femara 5mg + TI = Cancelled - poor response Cycle #3 - Femara 7.5mg and Dex 0.5mg - another poor response - waiting to see when I O
None of my roommates were that awful. My first college roommate's boyfriend was weird. She and I lived in a traditional dorm where our beds were about 1.5 feet apart. Her boyfriend would lay on her bed with her, and he would roll over, stare at me for a minute, and then roll back over. He did this many times.
Sounds like they wanted to get frisky and wanted you to leave. 😂
None of my roommates were that awful. My first college roommate's boyfriend was weird. She and I lived in a traditional dorm where our beds were about 1.5 feet apart. Her boyfriend would lay on her bed with her, and he would roll over, stare at me for a minute, and then roll back over. He did this many times.
Sounds like they wanted to get frisky and wanted you to leave. 😂
Probably, but I didn't care. Plus, they had plenty of opportunities to get it on when I wasn't there or at his house. I did hear that her mom caught them having sex in our dorm one day.
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Probably, but I didn't care. Plus, they had plenty of opportunities to get it on when I wasn't there or at his house. I did hear that her mom caught them having sex in our dorm one day.
I don't even know how I'd react to the "bat to the head" situation. I mean, what?
I had been roommates with the first girl for a few months at that point, and we knew by then that we didn't really get along. She decided to move out between semesters, and must've told her friends that we didn't get along so she was getting a new place. One of them commented that they could take a bat to my head for her. By the time I saw it she was basically moved out so I didn't do anything about it. Little did I know I'd end up with one of her friends in my room the next semester, lol.
One time I came home from class and walked in on the middle of ...something. The boy in question thought wedging a chair beneath the door knob (like a tv show or something) would keep me out. Unfortunately the door swung out and not in so it didn't work.
Post by fatmonica on Sept 13, 2016 20:06:30 GMT -5
I didn't go to college until I was older, so no roommate stories from there, but in the military I shared a barracks room with a few crazies.
The first girl was an odd bird, she would be seen wearing a cowboy hat, leather skirt, fish net gloves and her combat boots up and down a major highway. She also wore adult diapers and left dirty ones all around our common area. This girl also accidentally discharged her weapon in Iraq.
The second one was so paranoid and accused everyone of stealing her things and talking about her. She accused me of stealing her ketchup chips. (I didn't, the chips were literally placed on a pallet in the sweltering Iraq heat and free for the taking.) No thank you.
Post by thechickencoop on Sept 13, 2016 20:07:23 GMT -5
No in college, but when I moved out of my parent's house at 19, I moved into a house with 3 other people. Worst.mistake.ever.
One stole a month of our rent (took the cash to pay it in person...uh, never made it then tried to say he needed it for cleaning products, something or other). We kicked him out and changed the locks but his brother who still lived with us would let him back in. Third roommate was just a bitch.
Post by wannabmama on Sept 13, 2016 20:13:30 GMT -5
I had a roommate who never spoke to me, or at all as far as I could tell, but banged her Bf in our room constantly. I finally said something and so they started going to his room...so his roommate started just staying in our room. I decided I didn't care, he was nice enough.
I also had a drug dealer roommate who was mostly fine, until the day she spilled her bong on the carpeted floor. If you've ever smelled bong water, you will understand that it was...unpleasant. we also lived next to our RA.
Another girl in my sorority got lost and peed in our closet...on my file box, which had my passport in it. I had to get a new one, I brought the old one in (it's way harder to replace if you don't have it and I was about to go study abroad) in a ziplock bag and said something was spilled on it. My new passport said "replacement for a mutilated passport" in it, which made me chuckle.
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Not *my* roommate, but a guy that lived on a floor I hung out on...
Guy A and Guy B were sharing a dorm room. It was always an open door floor, unless it was time to sleep or get touchy feely.
Guy A was masturbating in the dorm room. Guy B came up to a closed door and knocked first before entering because duh. Guy A APPARENTLY instinctively said "Come in." Guy B started to open door as Guy A was like, "I mean no! Don't come in!"
I loved my freshman year roommate. We were matched up by taking surveys to determine compatibility. We found out that both of our parents had changed most of our initial responses because they were concerned we would party too much. Lol. We definitely partied with very different groups of people, but fifteen years later, we are still friends. I lost touch with my sophomore year roommate who at the time had been a good friend. We were not compatible as roommates. I was going through some major issues with mental health at the time, and she set her alarm to play Rascal Flats every single fucking morning. She also turned on NASCAR at the crack of dawn every weekend. I didn't like the Rascal Flatts before we were roommates and I certainly didn't like them after. Junior year I lived on my own. Senior year was a definite wake up call. We agreed to have a friend's girlfriend move into our apartment with us not knowing how unstable she was. We ended up having to call the police and she was committed to a local psychiatric hospital. I don't know what ended up happening to her and I've always been nervous to ask my friend.
After college, my sister was roommate for a few years because she is amazing. She let me crash on her couch before upgrading to a bigger apartment. I have to say she was my all time favorite roommate. I then lived for a short while with a friend but it was a shitty apartment that became severely roach infested. For a few months after that I lived with a group of guy friends in Crown Heights before moving in with MH. He's been my roomie for about 6 years now.
Post by onesweetworld on Sept 13, 2016 21:29:43 GMT -5
I commuted to college but I had roommates when I worked for the mouse. I had a roommate that took my beer out of the fridge. That fucking bitch got an earful from me. I took her koolaid out to make room for groceries and she wigged out on me. We did not get along.
Post by akraus2015 on Sept 13, 2016 22:07:20 GMT -5
These are awful!! The only roommate I ever had in college was my best friend, and the only person besides my husband I would ever be able to tolerate living with.
We had an adorable condo with a fireplace and huge backyard and a chalkboard wall in the kitchen that gave us endless entertainment...it's still my very favorite place I ever lived. Our two pups were BFFs too. Such amazing memories from those few years...
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