Ok, I need a ruling on whether something is #shade.
So Jessica Chastain and Tom Hiddleston are buddies.
(They seem to have great chemistry and I'd love for them to get together but it'll never happen because she has a long-term non-famous boyfriend and says she doesn't date actors).
Jessica seems very sweet and undramatic, and I'm not aware of her ever getting in a Twitter or Instagram beef, or throwing public shade.
HOWEVER, she has posted this on Instagram:
Here are my questions:
1) Is she a vampire or a snake?
2) If she's a snake, please direct your attention to the lyrics she is quoting.
3) Does snake makeup + those lyrics = Taylor Swift shaaaaaaaaaade?
I think it probably isn't (mostly because I think she's a vampire not a snake), but I really WANT it to be. Hiddles is never going to be publicly petty, and I'm pretty sure Benedict Cumberbatch and Chris Hemsworth aren't going to get into a Twitter battle with Taylor Swift. So I just want someone to take a petty and childish shot at Taylor on Tom's behalf. Is that too much to ask?
So I don't IG good, but her tag says 2015. How current is this post?
But anyways, I would love them together!
She posted it a few days ago. I took the tag to mean that she did the makeup for Halloween last year. (Although when I scrolled through her old posts because I'm invested a normal amount shut up, it didn't look like she posted a picture of it last October.) I assume she happened to have an old picture of herself in snake makeup, and posted it with the lyrics for shade purposes.
Either that or she's a moron who has been signing checks "2015" all year.
I actually had to write a check this morning for my kid's school fundraiser THANKYOUVERYMUCH.
(And it took me about 15 minutes to find my checkbook because I hadn't written one in months BUT STILL.)
I had to write one for my kid's pictures because I decided I didn't want to write my cc number on the sheet that she was responsible for keeping safe and I was legit worried I wouldn't have checks because it had been so long since I had written one.
My friend just told me she saw Kesha in concert last night. I really wanted to ask if she got feathers in her hair but didn't. No one in my RL would get that joke. That's why i live here.
My friend just told me she saw Kesha Ke$ha in concert last night. I really wanted to ask if she got feathers in her hair but didn't. No one in my RL would get that joke. That's why i live here.
I had a dream that Michael Phelps joined our board (lol) and we were doing FFFC and it ended up so busy because he was in there and I was making really funny jokes and they were all getting looked over because Michael Phelps was in there and people were posting shit like "lol"
"omg"
And mine and Michael Phelps posts were getting buried.
I think his sign in name was MPhelps242 or something like that. He probably shouldn't have put his full last name and address in his SN. Idiot.
Trolling Beyonce is my fave because she could shit on the floor like that Flavor of Love girl and people would WK her. "That floor should be honored Queen Bey shit on it. I wish she would shit on me." - @arielmermaid
Trolling Beyonce is my fave because she could shit on the floor like that Flavor of Love girl and people would WK her. "That floor should be honored Queen Bey shit on it. I wish she would shit on me." - @arielmermaid
I had a dream that Michael Phelps joined our board (lol) and we were doing FFFC and it ended up so busy because he was in there and I was making really funny jokes and they were all getting looked over because Michael Phelps was in there and people were posting shit like "lol"
"omg"
And mine and Michael Phelps posts were getting buried.
I think his sign in name was MPhelps242 or something like that. He probably shouldn't have put his full last name and address in his SN. Idiot.
Trolling Beyonce is my fave because she could shit on the floor like that Flavor of Love girl and people would WK her. "That floor should be honored Queen Bey shit on it. I wish she would shit on me." - @arielmermaid
Post by Cherhorowitz on Oct 28, 2016 10:38:12 GMT -5
October 8, 2016
Apparently this barely still hanging on to A list mostly movie actress told her PR team to get her in the news so they decided to push out some BS story about her helping out a soon to be divorcing couple. The fact that both parties hate her with a passion and have not been shy about saying it, probably should have been discussed before putting the story out.
Apparently this barely still hanging on to A list mostly movie actress told her PR team to get her in the news so they decided to push out some BS story about her helping out a soon to be divorcing couple. The fact that both parties hate her with a passion and have not been shy about saying it, probably should have been discussed before putting the story out.
Trolling Beyonce is my fave because she could shit on the floor like that Flavor of Love girl and people would WK her. "That floor should be honored Queen Bey shit on it. I wish she would shit on me." - @arielmermaid
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