I told my dad last night (while we were watching Extra) that Mariah Carey is slightly nuts and I blame Tommy Mottola. He was like, "well of course." Dead serious. I think he needs to be in here.
Gives new meaning to the phrase "A face only a mother could love"
Someone needs to post this in an "AW your kid's school pic!" thread one day to see if we can trick anyone into offering up an awkward attempt at a compliment. "Wow, his...um...his hair is really shiny!"
Trolling Beyonce is my fave because she could shit on the floor like that Flavor of Love girl and people would WK her. "That floor should be honored Queen Bey shit on it. I wish she would shit on me." - @arielmermaid
I have been monitoring this situation carefully and currently believe that this is the deluded fever dream of a few Swiftie stalkers that they emailed to Lainey, causing some publications to repeat it for easy clicks. It's based on some seeeeeerious conjecture.
::fingers crossed fingers crossed fingers crossed please baby jesus no::
I'm so glad to commiserate in my fears even though I have all the skeptism. I was blindsided by them once. Never again.
I have been monitoring this situation carefully and currently believe that this is the deluded fever dream of a few Swiftie stalkers that they emailed to Lainey, causing some publications to repeat it for easy clicks. It's based on some seeeeeerious conjecture.
::fingers crossed fingers crossed fingers crossed please baby jesus no::
I'm so glad to commiserate in my fears even though I have all the skeptism. I was blindsided by them once. Never again.
Gives new meaning to the phrase "A face only a mother could love"
Someone needs to post this in an "AW your kid's school pic!" thread one day to see if we can trick anyone into offering up an awkward attempt at a compliment. "Wow, his...um...his hair is really shiny!"
Lol. If aberf or whatever her name is can get 100 lovetits on her kid's pic, I'm sure little Stevie can get some love.
Benedict is one of those guys who get better looking because of their personality/talent.
If I'm lusting after a celebrity, it's because I want to have hot sex with him. Not because he has a good personality.
Just hearing Benny talk about sex makes me want to have sex with him.
BC: And then I would be devastating. I’d know exactly how to please a woman, I’d know exactly where to put my fingers, where to put my tongue, where to put my – his I should say – his fingers, his tongue. Think about violinists, think about what they can do with their fingers.
BC: And I’d know exactly how to get that person into it, and get pleasure out of making that person feel pleasure to the point that I probably wouldn’t even have to enter…
"I can't fathom a reason that you'd lie. But people also inject cement and superglue in their asses, so sometimes I'm just at a loss about people's decision-making abilities."-rocksforludo
Someone needs to post this in an "AW your kid's school pic!" thread one day to see if we can trick anyone into offering up an awkward attempt at a compliment. "Wow, his...um...his hair is really shiny!"
Lol. If aberf or whatever her name is can get 100 lovetits on her kid's pic, I'm sure little Stevie can get some love.
Did she get 100 love tits? I exited that thread as soon as I saw her posting. Nope, not sharing my kid's picture with you, Kitty Catfish.
If I'm lusting after a celebrity, it's because I want to have hot sex with him. Not because he has a good personality.
Just hearing Benny talk about sex makes me want to have sex with him.
BC: And then I would be devastating. I’d know exactly how to please a woman, I’d know exactly where to put my fingers, where to put my tongue, where to put my – his I should say – his fingers, his tongue. Think about violinists, think about what they can do with their fingers.
BC: And I’d know exactly how to get that person into it, and get pleasure out of making that person feel pleasure to the point that I probably wouldn’t even have to enter…
If I'm lusting after a celebrity, it's because I want to have hot sex with him. Not because he has a good personality.
Just hearing Benny talk about sex makes me want to have sex with him.
BC: And then I would be devastating. I’d know exactly how to please a woman, I’d know exactly where to put my fingers, where to put my tongue, where to put my – his I should say – his fingers, his tongue. Think about violinists, think about what they can do with their fingers.
BC: And I’d know exactly how to get that person into it, and get pleasure out of making that person feel pleasure to the point that I probably wouldn’t even have to enter…
Did she get 100 love tits? I exited that thread as soon as I saw her posting. Nope, not sharing my kid's picture with you, Kitty Catfish.
She did post right? I just went back to look and I didn't see a post at all. For a second I thought I was hallucinating.
Anyway, I don't know exact # but it was up there and, after all the catfishing accusations being lobbed around, it made me laugh and smh.
I just checked. It's not there anymore.
Since you're lurking, aerbf, I'm going to just say it's not slow at work right now and you just perpetually lurk all the threads? Don't bother responding because I don't want you to ruin my safe place but if anyone had any doubt there was some shady shit happening, here's your proof.
You guys know i very rarely get cold with someone but I'm seriously creeped out right now.
She did post right? I just went back to look and I didn't see a post at all. For a second I thought I was hallucinating.
Anyway, I don't know exact # but it was up there and, after all the catfishing accusations being lobbed around, it made me laugh and smh.
I just checked. It's not there anymore.
Since you're lurking, aerbf, I'm going to just say it's not slow at work right now and you just perpetually lurk all the threads? Don't bother responding because I don't want you to ruin my safe place but if anyone had any doubt there was some shady shit happening, here's your proof.
You guys know i very rarely get cold with someone but I'm seriously creeped out right now.
Guys, I'm very sad I missed the fun yesterday. Between some drama with one of my employees at work, sitting in Halloween traffic, and trying to get my kid dressed and out the door for Trick or Treating, I couldn't swing it. You guys were all incredible, with special mention to the Hanks family drama. I do think my alter ego, Jared Leto's method acting, could have made some valuable contributions and I have the ragrats.
I thought a few people were actually planning to put on costumes and take selfies for their avatars, so I did slap some aluminum foil on my teeth and put on extra eyeliner for a quick Jared selfie that turned out to be both horrifically unflattering and, judging by the reactions of the 2 people I told about it, not particularly funny in concept. But I'm going to post it anyway because I believe I've made it fairly clear in the past that I'm nothing if not a dancing monkey for German embarrassment pity tits.
Seriously I need an answer about Kylie's butt. I know we are discussing crazy cat fishing, but someone tell me what is up with her butt.
Maybe it dissolved? Or her posture/feet positioning is very different in one from another and her arms/outfit in the Dirrty costume are covering her hips a bit? Or, most likely, Photoshop?
Guys, I'm very sad I missed the fun yesterday. Between some drama with one of my employees at work, sitting in Halloween traffic, and trying to get my kid dressed and out the door for Trick or Treating, I couldn't swing it. You guys were all incredible, with special mention to the Hanks family drama. I do think my alter ego, Jared Leto's method acting, could have made some valuable contributions and I have the ragrats.
I thought a few people were actually planning to put on costumes and take selfies for their avatars, so I did slap some aluminum foil on my teeth and put on extra eyeliner for a quick Jared selfie that turned out to be both horrifically unflattering and, judging by the reactions of the 2 people I told about it, not particularly funny in concept. But I'm going to post it anyway because I believe I've made it fairly clear in the past that I'm nothing if not a dancing monkey for German embarrassment pity tits.
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