Ruin A Wish - game

[teraiin]

Wish granted but they are super unreliable.

I wish candy was free

[aaemommy]

Granted but candy no longer is made with sugar. It's made with salt instead.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of chocolate.

[teraiin]

Granted but the candy is always melted

I wish I could meet my favorite authors

[babycaps]

teraiin, granted, but they all lost their memory and do not recall writing any books.

I wish my feet weren't always so cold!

[fishbulb]

Granted but now they are constantly itchy.

I wish I had a whole new wardrobe.

[teraiin]

Granted but nothing matches

I wish I had an all expenses paid vacation

[gahorseygal]

Granted but it's in the middle of Hurricane season.

I wish I could get more sleep!

[teraiin]

Granted but now you oversleep and are late to everything

I wish I could eat as much junk as I want and not gain weight

[aaemommy]

Granted but now you get digestive issues every time you eat junk.

I wish I had pants that fit.

[westiemom]

Granted but they are neon pleather!

I wish my leg/facial hair never grew back.

[teraiin]

Granted but unfortunately it's all or nothing so you lose the hair on your head and your eyebrows as well...

I wish there were no stupid drivers on the road

[babycaps]

Granted, but the stupid drivers are now really stupid pedestrians who get in your way every 100yrds.

I wish I had a magic wand!

[teraiin]

Granted but it Always does the opposite of what you want

I wish I had a new car

[aaemommy]

Granted, but it's a lemon.
I wish I didn't have to wake up so early every day.

[teraiin]

Granted but you end up staying up super late instead

I wish I was taller

[westiemom]

Granted but you hit your head on door ways.

I wish I could fall asleep faster!

[teraiin]

Granted but you have a hard time waking up instead

I wish I could have one day a week where I can sleep and relax with no jobs or responsibilities