OMG I'm SUCH a BAD Momma because... (LOL)

[ashbash]

I didnt let him run out into street to chase the UPS truck

I wiped the giant bugger from his nose

I stopped him from hitting his sister upside her head with a toy broom

[jillywilly]

Ugh, we had about a dozen temper tantrums tonight for some reason.

Because we wiped his nose
Because it was too early to go upstairs
Because I didn't let him tip over a little side table
And because I offered him a banana

[mrsdee1982]

Because I dared to suggest that it was dinner time

Because I can't make the moon come up during the day (lots of pointing to the sky today and whining moon? moon? moooooooooooooon?)

Because I wouldn't let her try and pick up our dog and put her into the toy box

[jessila]

Because I close doors he wants to play with.
Because I closed the gate he wanted to climb through.
Because I gave him goldfish when he hungry.
Because I mixed teddy grahams and goldfish.
Because I let Carl outside.
Because I let Carl back in.
Because I wouldn't let him climb into the basket of clean clothes.
Because I put him down.
Because I picked him up per his request.

Today was long.

[alyssa7012]

Because he could not eat a shoe for breakfast
Because I decided it was nap time
Because it was time to change his diaper
Because I would not let him eat said diaper
Because I would not let him climb on the coffee table 120000 times
Because he wanted to vote too (electronic so he wanted to push buttons with me)
Because I took away his two voting stickers they gave him after he tried to eat them

[musicfrk2002]

Because I wouldn't let him outside at 7 am
Because I set him on the changing table to change his diaper and clothes
Because I tried to hold his hand
Because I wouldn't let him play with my phone
Because I left him at daycare


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[sugarkissed]

Because I wouldn't fill up her sippy cup. (It was full)
Because she couldn't rip the pictures off of the wall at preschool.
Because I didn't share my coffee.
Because I wouldn't let her climb onto the counter.

[blueskiessmiling]

Because I wouldn't let her run across the kitchen counter

Because I turned the TV from election coverage to Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for her

Because I wouldn't give her a fourth helping of ketchup to eat with her fork

Because I suggested that Nerds are not a suitable breakfast

[Widget123]

Because I wouldn't let him squirt suntan lotion on the toothbrush he found in the cabinet underneath the bathroom sink and brush his teeth with it

Because I wouldn't let him play with the toilet bowl cleaner

Because I wouldn't give him Halloween candy

Because I put him down

Because I left the room without bringing him with me

Because I let DD sit on my lap instead of him

[sabrinaml]

Because I turned in the light to pee.
Because I gave him a breathing treatment.
Because I wouldn't let him eat fruit snacks for breakfast.
Because I had to heat up his pancakes.
Because I handed him a cold pancake.
Because I tried to give him his medicine for his ear infection.

Rough morning over here!

[mrsdee1982]

Ladies, I must say, I am really surprised that CPS hasn't been called on all of us

[jessila]

Last night:
I gave him Motrin.
I stopped giving him Motrin.
I made him brush his teeth.
I took the toothbrush away when we were done.

[sabrinaml]

Today's meltdown-
Because I made/offered him actual breakfast food (pancakes, yogurt, oatmeal, fruit) and not ravioli or treats from his hidden Halloween bucket.

[wegrowsheep]

Because I wouldn't let him climb the bunkbed ladder at 6:30 am to wake up his sister.

[bookninja]

Because daddy wouldn't let her touch the pan that just came from the oven. Because she can't make her hands hold ALL the crayons.
Because I won't (can't) put 2 pairs of shoes on her at the same time.
Because bath time is simultaneously the worst thing and the best thing ever.