Post by Cherhorowitz on Jan 2, 2017 12:13:34 GMT -5
October 19, 2016
I guess it was about a year ago, give or take a couple of months that I told you that this A+ list mostly movie actress was in danger of being replaced as this A list director’s muse/part-time hookup. The frequent co-star of the A+ lister has been spending a lot of time talking up the woman he calls his girlfriend. The girlfriend has not acted much, but the director has been open to the idea because he feels like the A+ list actress screwed him over and was using him just to get roles that would get her critical acclaim.
Well, if the director has moved on, our A+ list actress needed to find a new director who would want to cast her. She set her sights on a different A list director. So far, things could have gone better. Oh sure, the director and the A+ lister seem like they could work something out professionally and personally but there are just a couple of obstacles standing in their way.
The first obstacle is that this director has already established a relationship with another actress. There is not the same, umm, personal level of closeness there would be with our A+ lister, but the other actress has a long and storied relationship with the director and she does not want that to come to an end because she also cares about critical success.
The other hitch in the giddy up is this A- list almost television actor/comedian. He has been crushing hard on our A+ list actress for a long time. He dumped his long time girlfriend just to have a shot at our actress. The thing is, he is in the friend zone but is in denial about it. He thinks if he keeps himself front and center in her life that our A+ lister will change her mind. That he can convince her to move from friend zone to something else. Obviously, a new relationship with someone else will damage those possibilities so he has been trying everything he can to sabotage it all without actually sabotaging all the hard work he has put into what he hopes will be more than a platonic relationship.
Meanwhile, circling back to the first director, now he is having second thoughts about giving up the A+ lister and has been making noises about them working together and maybe vacationing for a few weeks together. That in turn has led the A+ list actor to get upset and a lot of drama between himself and the woman he calls his girlfriend.
Jennifer Lawrence/David O’Russell/Bradley Cooper/Irina Shayk/Darren Aronofsky/Natalie Portman/Aziz Ansari
Post by Cherhorowitz on Jan 2, 2017 12:34:32 GMT -5
Bradley Cooper has been talking up his girlfriend, Irina Shayk, to David O'Russell. Even though she has no experience, he's open to it because he feels like JLaw is using him.
Post by Cherhorowitz on Jan 2, 2017 12:36:29 GMT -5
JLaw has set her sights on working with Darren Aronofsky (Black Swan). But Aronofsky already has an actress he likes to work with (Natalie Portman). They're not sleeping together but they have a good record together professionally.
Post by Cherhorowitz on Jan 2, 2017 12:38:03 GMT -5
Also, Aziz Ansari has been trying to get together with JLaw forever. He even dumped his gf for her. It's not going to happen but he refuses to admit that so he is trying to sabotage any new relationships for JLaw.
Post by Cherhorowitz on Jan 2, 2017 12:39:33 GMT -5
David O'Russell is having second thoughts about giving up JLaw and is talking to her about new projects and taking a vacation together. This pissed Bradley Cooper off and there's drama between him and Irina.
Post by spacedcadet on Jan 2, 2017 12:50:54 GMT -5
I got most of it at first except for the Bradley Cooper part and Aziz. I thought it was saying that Bradley wanted out of the friend zone and was confused because I thought he and his gf were pretty serious. She's KU or just had a baby right? I had to reread to clarify that part.
Post by Cherhorowitz on Jan 2, 2017 13:09:11 GMT -5
October 10, 2016
One of my pieces of advice that celebrities would be good to heed is to pay your dealer. Bad things happen when you don’t. It doesn’t matter who you are, eventually you are going to have to pay. Oh, sure if you are this foreign born A- list celebrity in her roped corner of the entertainment world you can sleep with your dealer for awhile in order not to pay, but that only lasts a short time. Eventually they find someone else who can’t pay and wants to trade and you are replaced. The next thing you know you agree to do a little courier run using your status and you promise yourself you will just do it one time. That one time becomes two or three because your habit keeps growing. Then, the unthinkable. You lose your status and can’t make the courier runs but still have your habit. One drug dealer cuts you off so you move to the next and the next. At this point, you owe several dealers but haven’t told your celebrity boyfriend. When they come calling he is caught in the crossfire. You go into hiding. The thing is you can’t hide for long because your addiction is so bad. My guess is you will end up dead. Either of an overdose or from crossing the wrong people.
I'm playing LT catch up in the Post-MV thread and now see why I got so much shit for the Shazam/Kazaam comment. Fuck all y'all for not letting me know.
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