Funny Motherhood moments!

[jewelsofthenile]

Babies and children are funny post a story that made you smile.

[jewelsofthenile]

So i use cloth diapers at daycare for my kids. In the toddler room where my daughter is the sometimes leave the poopy diapers outside until right before I come to pick them up, because my daughter has smelly poops. A few weeks ago it was really cold all day and when I was going to put the diapers into the pail after picking them up from daycare, I couldnt get the poop off the diaper and it looked totally plopable. I then touched the insert and realized it was frozen. I got that frozen poop into to the toliet with a tink as it hit the toilet bowl and I was laughing frozen poop was a completely new experience even after 2.5 years of cloth diapering. #glamorous

[comicSans]

DS hadn't peed on us during a diaper change since he was a month or 2. Last week he peed on his doctor when she took a peek in his diaper.

Last night it was snowy and H had to go out to his car to grab something. Dd, 2.5, says very seriously, "be careful out there, ok?"

[mcktymck]

Sam is basically an MMA fighter in training. Yesterday at his six month checkup the pediatrician was trying to look in his ears so she went to move around to look at a different angle. Well he wrapped his legs around her arm and she ended up taking him along with her haha

[katelou]

Yesterday I was complaining to H about how much time I spent cleaning vomit out of a car seat (side note, if you ever have to do this, Car Seats For the Littles has a guide on what you are and aren't allowed to do. Right down to the importance of the pH of your soap for the tensile strength of the restraints). As I was expounding on the complexity and work involved in this task, the baby let out a massive spit up on my comforter, then pooped on her outfit.

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[icaughtfire]

Well there was this awesome moment a month or so back...

[cabbagecabbage]

OMG icaughtfire. That's amazingly impressive.

[rungirlrun]

icaughtfire omg that picture is amazing and horrifying!

[katelou]

icaughtfire wins.

[mcktymck]

Oh god icaughtfire, that's the worst! Did you end up having to throw the whole baby out at that point?

[katelou]

Jan 24, 2017 18:37:08 GMT -5 mcktymck said:

Oh god icaughtfire, that's the worst! Did you end up having to throw the whole baby out at that point?

Hahahaha!!!!

[icaughtfire]

Jan 24, 2017 18:37:08 GMT -5 mcktymck said:

Oh god icaughtfire, that's the worst! Did you end up having to throw the whole baby out at that point?

It was a close call 😂😂😂

[cavewmn]

Jan 24, 2017 18:37:08 GMT -5 mcktymck said:

Oh god icaughtfire, that's the worst! Did you end up having to throw the whole baby out at that point?

Did you mean to put the whole baby? I laughed so hard at this and it made my week!

[cavewmn]

The other night I had DH take a bath with W. The original plan was for me to. W pooped in the tub!

[sarcaztic10]

Jan 24, 2017 19:55:46 GMT -5 cavewmn said:

The other night I had DH take a bath with W. The original plan was for me to. W pooped in the tub!

Poop in the tub is so awful!

The first time L pooped in the tub he was a bit older so his poop was solid and it floated up... I freaked out. I got him out immediately but was so horrified to see the poo just floating along!

[melody330]

DS1 is 3, and obsessed with his penis and emotions at the moment. So the other day I hear "mom?! Are you happy??" (This usually means he did something he knows is fresh). I don't answer and I hear him say "I'm putting my penis on the wall! Now the steps!!! Now the couch!! MOOOOOM?!!!"

Ugh. Little boys are gross.

[melody330]

Jan 24, 2017 20:42:12 GMT -5 sarcaztic10 said:

Jan 24, 2017 19:55:46 GMT -5 cavewmn said:

The other night I had DH take a bath with W. The original plan was for me to. W pooped in the tub!

Poop in the tub is so awful!

The first time L pooped in the tub he was a bit older so his poop was solid and it floated up... I freaked out. I got him out immediately but was so horrified to see the poo just floating along!

Ah, the good old code brown. This doesn't bother me. Totally freaks H out.

[melody330]

Jan 24, 2017 19:43:39 GMT -5 cavewmn said:

Jan 24, 2017 18:37:08 GMT -5 mcktymck said:

Oh god icaughtfire, that's the worst! Did you end up having to throw the whole baby out at that point?

Did you mean to put the whole baby? I laughed so hard at this and it made my week!

Omg LOL

[mcktymck]

Jan 24, 2017 19:43:39 GMT -5 cavewmn said:

Jan 24, 2017 18:37:08 GMT -5 mcktymck said:

Oh god icaughtfire, that's the worst! Did you end up having to throw the whole baby out at that point?

Did you mean to put the whole baby? I laughed so hard at this and it made my week!

Sometimes things are just too far gone, there's no saving them! 😉

[cavewmn]

Also we have a dino play foam mat. W has decided any chance he gets he will chew on the edges. This wouldn't be bad if we didn't have animals that shed everywhere!

I can't believe how much and fast he can roll and scoot backwards!

[littlesthobo]

Oh man, icaughtfire! Burn it down!

Speaking of poop in the tub, when DS1 was about 8 months we were putting him in the tub and he pooped just as we were putting him in. DH and I had a lengthy conversation about whether or not we should just scoop it out and carry on with the bath. We came to the conclusion that at a public pool they would clear everyone out, so we refilled the tub.

[ginabini]

Well since code brown's seem to be the winning topic... About a week or so ago Mikayla was due for a bath (we do baths every other night unless she needs it), but had missed her last nap and was super tired so we decided to skip it. No sooner do I say that, she has a massive blowout in her highchair. So we take her upstairs and put her in the tub.... and no sooner do I set her down, she pees. I literally hadn't even washed her face yet so we took her out, changed the water and put her back.

After typing it out... it was wayyyy funnier to DH and me as it was happening lol

[littlesthobo]

A couple of weekends ago we were driving home from our friend's cottage (about a 4 hour drive). Towards the end DS1 was being grumpy and had a tantrum. He calmed down and all was quiet in the backseat for 10 minutes or so; I thought he might have fallen asleep. A Van Halen song came on the radio and DH and I start head bobbing and having a bit of fun, when all of a sudden from the backseat comes "NOOOOO!!! NO DANCING!!!"

DH and I just about lost it laughing. Apparently if DS1 is in a bad mood, nobody is allowed to have any fun!

[jewelsofthenile]

littlesthobo my daughter is like this too if she is salty about something.

[jenn83]

I can't remember if I have shared this story or not on this board - we were at a Catholic funeral at the end of the year. If you have ever been to one then you know there are lots of silent somber parts. Harper decided to take the liberty to make her loud razzing/farting sounds during one of these times. I was trying so hard to not completely break down laughing (instead I started crying because I was holding the laughter in haha).

[jewelsofthenile]

jenn83 I am catholic I know exactly what you are saying...I even had the priest mention how my kid was giving her own sermon at the end of one mass when she was babbling though the whole thing.

[cabbagecabbage]

I was wearing Mal and chatting with two moms at preschool when he let out a tremendous fart. I looked at him and whispered, "Malcolm, my goodness!" but I really think it sounded like it was me. I wanted to explain but thought it would make me look more guilty.

[glaze]

Jan 24, 2017 20:54:04 GMT -5 melody330 said:

DS1 is 3, and obsessed with his penis and emotions at the moment. So the other day I hear "mom?! Are you happy??" (This usually means he did something he knows is fresh). I don't answer and I hear him say "I'm putting my penis on the wall! Now the steps!!! Now the couch!! MOOOOOM?!!!"

Ugh. Little boys are gross.

This made me lol hard. Seriously I'm scared for the future because it'll probably get worse. Today in the bath DS was all "I think I scratched my balls off." I didn't even know he knew what balls were. Add that to the fact that pretty much every bath I have to ask him to please clean his entire body not just his penis because he won't stop touching it. Ugh.

[Ray]

Jan 24, 2017 20:54:04 GMT -5 melody330 said:

DS1 is 3, and obsessed with his penis and emotions at the moment. So the other day I hear "mom?! Are you happy??" (This usually means he did something he knows is fresh). I don't answer and I hear him say "I'm putting my penis on the wall! Now the steps!!! Now the couch!! MOOOOOM?!!!"

Ugh. Little boys are gross.

/ded