Someone please pour drinks.

[msdrdg]

Took the kid to work with me today. Had him up my ass bugging me all day. Get home and all I want is a few minutes alone. But NOOOOOOO! "What should I do Mommy...what should I do....Mommy what should I dooooo??" Holy fuck leave me alone!!!

[shanadoo]

Fighting the urge to eat GS cookies and chocolate donuts.

[cadien]

Apparently it's a weird Burger King news kind of day:

www.eater.com/2017/2/13/14602156/burger-king-adults-meal-valentines-day

[robotpcr]

Oh hell yes. I have brownies left from this weekend. I threw chocolate chips into the batter so they are extra amazing.

[goldenbird]

Wentworth people!! New season 'coming soon'!!! No clue what that means but 😆😆😆😆😆😆 I'm nervous/excited/freaking out!!!
redbears @ftwr regal @i can't remember who else was in the Wentworth thread
numbbears W

[goldenbird]

Feb 13, 2017 19:09:32 GMT -5 shanadoo said:

Fighting the urge to eat GS cookies and chocolate donuts.

Dooo ittttt

[Deleted]

I was going to read DD her bedtime stories after H gave her her bath, but she demanded he read to her. SORRY H


I may have gleefully ran back down the hallway to my room.

[robotpcr]

Feb 13, 2017 19:10:41 GMT -5 cadien said:

Apparently it's a weird Burger King news kind of day:

www.eater.com/2017/2/13/14602156/burger-king-adults-meal-valentines-day

Omg. DNW sex props that smell like french fries.

[vivela]

Feb 13, 2017 17:36:41 GMT -5 dc2london said:

the baby napped in 10 minute intervals, my key broke off in my deadbolt, and our HOA is banning tenants of my house from all rec facilities, including the pool, bc our landlord hasn't kept up with compulsory external maintenance on our house.

Wtf? Shouldn't the consequences be a fine or something, rather than punishing people who don't have control over his behavior? Annoying.

[shanadoo]

Feb 13, 2017 19:11:01 GMT -5 robotpcr said:

Oh hell yes. I have brownies left from this weekend. I threw chocolate chips into the batter so they are extra amazing.

GDI I have brownies too.

[robotpcr]

Feb 13, 2017 19:12:52 GMT -5 @imapenguin said:

I would like to nut ounh the bozo that thought a smoke alarm directly above the stove was a good idea.

We disabled the one that was at the top of the basement stairs, right off the kitchen. It went off every time I turned the oven on.

[shanadoo]

Feb 13, 2017 19:10:41 GMT -5 cadien said:

Apparently it's a weird Burger King news kind of day:

www.eater.com/2017/2/13/14602156/burger-king-adults-meal-valentines-day

What the ever lovin fuck?

[angelashly]

Feb 13, 2017 19:09:32 GMT -5 shanadoo said:

Fighting the urge to eat GS cookies and chocolate donuts.

I'll do it if you do it

[erinkay]

Feb 13, 2017 17:59:21 GMT -5 @spacegirlspiff said:

I have to go to target and get some v-day supplies last minute for the kids/daycare

I'm that mom

Also, DD did NOT take a long enough nap.

I'm that mom too! My Target still had plenty of stuff.

[robotpcr]

The kid insisted we have a silent dance party today. If I tried to turn on music she got mad. Her cup of milk was participating in said party.

[mena]

Another Poop and some pee on the potty! And she told us she had to go! 🎉🎉🎉 Hopeful about actually doing the three day method starting on Thursday.

[emmagk]

My Hills marathon continues. I really want cake and have box mix but no frosting, what to do....

[dc2london]

Feb 13, 2017 19:13:30 GMT -5 vivela said:

Feb 13, 2017 17:36:41 GMT -5 dc2london said:

the baby napped in 10 minute intervals, my key broke off in my deadbolt, and our HOA is banning tenants of my house from all rec facilities, including the pool, bc our landlord hasn't kept up with compulsory external maintenance on our house.

Wtf? Shouldn't the consequences be a fine or something, rather than punishing people who don't have control over his behavior? Annoying.

He is technically in violation of our lease right now but I only have so much energy for fighting with males, and there's a certain member of my household who thinks handwashing is the devil right now

[Deleted]

Feb 13, 2017 19:27:30 GMT -5 emmagk said:

My Hills marathon continues. I really want cake and have box mix but no frosting, what to do....

Do you have powdered sugar?

Glaze is simple. 

[emmagk]

Feb 13, 2017 19:29:03 GMT -5 @wineonice said:

Feb 13, 2017 19:27:30 GMT -5 emmagk said:

My Hills marathon continues. I really want cake and have box mix but no frosting, what to do....

Do you have powdered sugar?

Glaze is simple. 

I do. I don't know how to glaze though. I was thinking buttercream but don't want to use all the butter

[mena]

Feb 13, 2017 18:40:16 GMT -5 goldenbird said:

Feb 13, 2017 18:38:43 GMT -5 JukEboXtheTanK said:

I do not /me is sheltered?

Lol. It's weed.

FFMC: when I first started posting her I thought the garage was where we went to smoke cigarettes.

[emmagk]

Oh fail. I need 3 eggs and have 0. Womp womp, no cake for me

[Cocomama]

My god, DD is driving me fucking nuts today.

[Deleted]

Feb 13, 2017 19:31:53 GMT -5 emmagk said:

Oh fail. I need 3 eggs and have 0. Womp womp, no cake for me

Oh no!

[Deleted]

My FIL just brought me flowers for Vday and apologized again for the behavior of his son.

Now I feel kinda awful. He looked so sad.

[Cocomama]

Feb 13, 2017 19:38:16 GMT -5 @aditi said:

Kids are being crazy. I need it to be a lot closer to bedtime than it is.

Love tit because I feel your pain.

[Cocomama]

Feb 13, 2017 19:38:16 GMT -5 @aditi said:

Kids are being crazy. I need it to be a lot closer to bedtime than it is.

Love tit because I feel your pain.

[pobre]

Hey y'all. I've got chicken shawarma cooking, a beer, and a baby in the bath.

[pobre]

Feb 13, 2017 19:39:09 GMT -5 @uncaripswife said:

I had a marg with dinner. Later I will eat K's leftover birthday cake because I'm a Bad Mom. Then John Oliver. I can't wait.

Yes! I'm so excited for John Oliver too.

[emmagk]

Feb 13, 2017 19:37:46 GMT -5 @wineonice said:

Feb 13, 2017 19:31:53 GMT -5 emmagk said:

Oh fail. I need 3 eggs and have 0. Womp womp, no cake for me

Oh no!

If I skipped the egg and used oil would it be like a brownie texture? I might be able to salvage