Post by readyornot on Feb 18, 2017 22:22:27 GMT -5
I am finally home. What a long fucking day. And MH just texted me that he's drunk & staying at his brothers tonight. He has plans all day tomorrow & so I likely won't see him until briefly Monday morning.
Okay fine, my wreath is still up too. I've been thinking it should really come down. I don't seasonal decorate well.
I just took mine down this morning. I had completely forgotten it was on the front door
We don't really use our front door so I only see the wreath pulling out of the driveway in daylight hours and I'm always like, shit need to go take that down. Then obviously I still have to go wherever I'm going and by the time I get home it's dark, I don't see it and I've completely forgotten.
"I can't fathom a reason that you'd lie. But people also inject cement and superglue in their asses, so sometimes I'm just at a loss about people's decision-making abilities."-rocksforludo
An acquaintance of mine just got engaged. Her fiance set up his phone to automatically take some photos and told her they were going to sit on a rock together, but instead he turned his back mostly to the camera and proposed. Since she's sitting and he is standing up holding the ring with both hands, it looks like she is gazing delightedly at his crotch in all the photos. I'm a dick for laughing, but at least she looks really happy!
"I can't fathom a reason that you'd lie. But people also inject cement and superglue in their asses, so sometimes I'm just at a loss about people's decision-making abilities."-rocksforludo
I was just reminded of a time when I was super drunk at a club in Scottsdale and hanging out with Charles Barkley. I kept calling him Shaq. He was not pleased and had me kicked out of VIP.
The only time I've ever been in VIP and I couldn't just be cool.
"I can't fathom a reason that you'd lie. But people also inject cement and superglue in their asses, so sometimes I'm just at a loss about people's decision-making abilities."-rocksforludo
"I can't fathom a reason that you'd lie. But people also inject cement and superglue in their asses, so sometimes I'm just at a loss about people's decision-making abilities."-rocksforludo
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