One Saturday Morning (Randoms)

[yl]

A couple of Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door and they were so nice! If they didn't want to talk about god, I might have invited them in for some coffee or something, and that's saying a lot because I really hate talking to people.

I'm very thankful for my barky dogs when randoms come to the door, though. No conversations about god could be had because no words could be heard over the pitch of my little dog's bark. Thanks for the pamphlet, and have a wonderful day.

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@amc25 that is so great!!! So happy for you.

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I put my kid down for a nap around 10:30 this morning, it's almost 2 and he's still asleep!!

[EmMilAlly]

rachydc I hope she took a good nap for you! Those meltdowns are the worst. I had something similar happen when I was new-ishly pregnant, and Henry somehow managed to pull down my pants in the grocery store. I cried in the car and kept thinking wtf have I doooone?!? I'm sure this was just a one off. Hugs lady.

@amc25 that is so sweet! I'm so glad you're all home.

Everyone is napping so I probably should be too. Baby gave me a 5 hour stretch last night and I'm wired from "lots" of sleep lol. All I can think about is what to cook for dinner and all the wine I want to drink. I'm thinking grilled pork chops, baked potatoes, salad, and a large glass of rose.

[Tgrrl]

Congrats @amc25!!! So happy you are all together!!

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@amc25 - what an excellent day!! Congrats to you and your three boys.

[rach]

AB yanked one of the dresses from the consignment sale off the hanger, put it on, and is prancing through the sunroom yelling "how pretty!"

[ncjulia12]

Happy for you and your little family, @amc25!

[mnj05]

Yay @amc25!!! So happy for y'all!

[jacks15]

@amc25, Hope you guys are settling in! So happy for your little family to all be home together!

We have had a good day here so far- toddler gymnastics and then the playground. L has been asleep for 3.5 hours so I guess I should probably wake her up so she'll go to bed tonight. We have friends coming over right at bedtime for dinner, so hoping it is an easy bedtime kind of night!

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Nick is at my mom's. I have wine and chocolate and I am ready to rock this bitch.

Basically I am ready to turn the spare room into a playroom and I need chocolate and wine to get through it.

[jessijean]

That brought tears to my eyes @amc25. So happy for you!

[mnj05]

The ILs came and MIL wanted to go to the local Mexican restaurant and tell them it's DS1's birthday so they'd sing. I hate that. It embarrasses me and I didn't want to do it. Plus the evening is super hard to keep DS2 happy and it's been the worst time of the day with his tummy bug. DNW to have a vomiting or poopsploding toddler in a restaurant. DH kept saying it'd be ok, but I guess FIL heard us talking and told MIL to back off. So they left to eat instead. Whatever. DH is mad at me, but he can shove it. I'm tired of doing what everyone else wants to.

[mrsklm09]

@amc25 I'm so happy you got both your boys home! You are one strong mama and I have so much respect for all you've been through.
rachydc those fits are the worst. My 4 yo did that to me in Target about a month ago. I had to buy diapers so we couldn't just leave either. Hugs!

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Can someone please explain to me how Ryan Gosling is as hot as he is? Like I can't fathom how a human man achieves that level of hotness.

[rach]

@katechristine18, on paper, I know Ryan Gosling is hot. I'm not truly sure he do it for me IRL though. He's almost too pretty?

[lovemyirishtwins]

yl I posted in a fffc a while ago that there is this delightful Jehovah's Witness that comes by every couple of weeks. We talk for about 15 minutes every time. I think she is the sweetest woman in the world. I love talking about God but I have no interest in joining their church. I do not have the heart to tell her that. She has been coming by since I was about 4 to 6 months pregnant with Vivian.

@amc25 I am so happy for you! What a beautiful surprise and homecoming.

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Mar 4, 2017 20:43:20 GMT -5 rach said:

@katechristine18, on paper, I know Ryan Gosling is hot. I'm not truly sure he do it for me IRL though. He's almost too pretty?

Like if he was in your bed would you kick him out?

[lovemyirishtwins]

Mar 4, 2017 20:02:26 GMT -5 @katechristine18 said:

Can someone please explain to me how Ryan Gosling is as hot as he is? Like I can't fathom how a human man achieves that level of hotness.

Do you remember when he dated Sandra Bullock? He was not sry cute then. He has definitely gotten better with age.

www.google.com/amp/s/www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/briangalindo/ryan-gosling-and-sandra-bullock-the-most-nightmarish-couple

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Mar 4, 2017 20:56:18 GMT -5 @wafflesfriendswork said:

Mar 4, 2017 20:44:41 GMT -5 @katechristine18 said:

Like if he was in your bed would you kick him out?

Yes. (UO).

More for me then

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Mar 4, 2017 20:57:21 GMT -5 lovemyirishtwins said:

Mar 4, 2017 20:02:26 GMT -5 @katechristine18 said:

Can someone please explain to me how Ryan Gosling is as hot as he is? Like I can't fathom how a human man achieves that level of hotness.

Do you remember when he dated Sandra Bullock? He was not sry cute then. He has definitely gotten better with age.

www.google.com/amp/s/www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/briangalindo/ryan-gosling-and-sandra-bullock-the-most-nightmarish-couple

Lol. That post always cracked me up because it's so spot on. They looked weird AF together.

[yl]

Mar 4, 2017 20:44:37 GMT -5 lovemyirishtwins said:

yl I posted in a fffc a while ago that there is this delightful Jehovah's Witness that comes by every couple of weeks. We talk for about 15 minutes every time. I think she is the sweetest woman in the world. I love talking about God but I have no interest in joining their church. I do not have the heart to tell her that. She has been coming by since I was about 4 to 6 months pregnant with Vivian.

@amc25 I am so happy for you! What a beautiful surprise and homecoming.

Yes! This was an older woman who was doting on R and just sweet as pie! My crazy dogs were clearly making her uncomfortable, but she was still super delightful. I really wouldn't mind if she came by again. 

[yl]

Mar 4, 2017 20:43:20 GMT -5 rach said:

@katechristine18 , on paper, I know Ryan Gosling is hot. I'm not truly sure he do it for me IRL though. He's almost too pretty?

I definitely think he is attractive, but I don't know if I would go for him IRL. (LOL as if it was an option.) I have a definite type when it comes to white guys and he doesn't quite fit it. 

[Tgrrl]

A co-worker had a baby yesterday....10lbs 15oz, 22 inches....she birthed a 2 month old! Her poor vagina.

[Tgrrl]

H and I are watching yesterday's Jimmy Kimmel and his interview with President George W is hilarious. I love seeing GWB with a sense of humor. I also loved his interview on Ellen.

[3timemom]

Hi. 🤗👋🏼

[EmMilAlly]

Mar 4, 2017 20:57:21 GMT -5 lovemyirishtwins said:

Mar 4, 2017 20:02:26 GMT -5 @katechristine18 said:

Can someone please explain to me how Ryan Gosling is as hot as he is? Like I can't fathom how a human man achieves that level of hotness.

Do you remember when he dated Sandra Bullock? He was not sry cute then. He has definitely gotten better with age.

www.google.com/amp/s/www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/briangalindo/ryan-gosling-and-sandra-bullock-the-most-nightmarish-couple

What?! I don't remember this at all! Like a 20 year age difference?

[lovemyirishtwins]

Mar 4, 2017 22:11:45 GMT -5 Tgrrl said:

H and I are watching yesterday's Jimmy Kimmel and his interview with President George W is hilarious. I love seeing GWB with a sense of humor. I also loved his interview on Ellen.

I adore GW. He is always so jovial. His Ellen interview was the best. When he talks about Michelle it is so sweet.

[wells2010]

I'd definitely fuck Ryan Gosling, but he's definitely not my type.

@amc25 I'm so glad your family had such a great homecoming today. It's so tough for military families. A close friend of mine just missed his daughter's birth for similar reasons. He is just in the guard too, it just happened during his training weekend.

I'm out with H for the night. We had an amazing dinner and saw Amy Schumer, who was pretty funny. Now we are stuck in the parking garage trying to leave and haven't moved an inch. So much for my beauty sleep!

[wells2010]

Also, you know I went to a BBQ showdown today and bought $20 VIP tickets to get access to unlimited samples. Guess what they didn't have... any samples at all. I was so pissed! I ended up spending another $20 getting Mexican food with the kids to get them out of the cold. Who tells a pregnant woman "unlimited BBQ" and then doesn't deliver?!