I think parenthood has increased the libido of my DH. Me not so much. He is always propositioning and I'm like "we just did 5 days ago". Worst wife ever.
I was on a sex streak for a while and now.. Do not want! I want to run away every time H gives me the look. Bleh. No. I haven't showered in 3 days to try to deter him but it isn't working. Apparently men don't give a fuck.
Well it works for my husband. One time he turned me down because I wasn't clean enough for him. But then again I have a clean freak husband. He showers 3 times a day and brushes his teeth at least 5 times a day.
Post by acarpediem on Feb 17, 2015 10:59:43 GMT -5
I'm currently trying to keep his OCD behavior from LO. If he had his way, we would bathe the baby twice a day and he really fights the urge to tweeze LO's eyebrows. Yes folks, mrs. Messy is married to mr. Clean
Post by lunarmodule626 on Feb 17, 2015 11:12:07 GMT -5
LO gave me the worst stomach virus I've had in a long time, and I have vomited so much in the last twelve hours, I've broken all the blood vessels in my eyes and under them. I look like Freddy Krueger. Oh, and my husband had to go out of town for work at 4am. Oh, and my mom and dad have it, too, so I have no help with LO. FML.
I was on a sex streak for a while and now.. Do not want! I want to run away every time H gives me the look. Bleh. No. I haven't showered in 3 days to try to deter him but it isn't working. Apparently men don't give a fuck.
Well it works for my husband. One time he turned me down because I wasn't clean enough for him. But then again I have a clean freak husband. He showers 3 times a day and brushes his teeth at least 5 times a day.
Omg...this is my H. He sends his business shirts to the dry cleaner and then still irons them! He also creates as much laundry as LO. He is obsessed with LOs cleanliness too. He is constantly checking him for boogers and ear wax!
So ever since I started breastfeeding, boobs have become a completely non sexual body part. Like, I physically recoil if H tries to touch them (which is almost never because I have zero sex drive). even if I see pg 13 related foreplay on tv I shudder. I think it is sweetpies who has the sig about boob sucking? Fortunately I'm mostly mobile because I'm all "ick" whenever I see it! What is wrong with me? I hope for Hs sake I get over it, he's always been a boob guy.
@bazi45. JK. I was the same way for a while. I wanted nothing to do with sex, until one day when DH talked me into it, and now I am getting back into the swing of things. Sorry if my Siggy is re-traumatizing you.
Hahaha I am assuming this is a gif, but on mobile it's just an image and it looks like that chick has the worst case of lopsided boob ever. I really hate boobs now.
Hahaha I am assuming this is a gif, but on mobile it's just an image and it looks like that chick has the worst case of lopsided boob ever. I really hate boobs now.
heeeheee. yes, its a lady shimmying her boobies kinda in a figure eight
Ever since he started actually swallowing some solids, LO is a poop machine. It is not a great combo with that plus the yeast infection he has going on.
I had another incident on Friday with my stomach not being very happy with me. Of course, I was sitting in standstill, might-as-well-put-the-car-in-park traffic, trying to get to a gas station for a restroom. I sent DH a panicky text message and the only response I got was "Do not shit in my car."
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