Final Friday!?!?!

[lovemyirishtwins]

May 19, 2017 9:18:47 GMT -5 @mamabear02 said:

May 19, 2017 9:17:25 GMT -5 jnetx said:

So sorry @lovemyirishtwins.

(Will somebody please tell me why it never works when I tag her? I already know it won't work.)

Its lovemyirishtwins - luv not love. I think she changed her sn at some point

I did try to change it way back when. Sorry @jntex. I didn't want people to find me via another social media outlet where my name was the same. Now it is just annoying.

[wells2010]

May 19, 2017 7:17:59 GMT -5 @katechristine18 said:

FYI - there is a board over on SM called "Smexy Time" and the first post is titled and I quote: "Micropenis - Deal Breaker?"

Haha. The answer to that question is Yes.

That is so awesome.

[wells2010]

So sorry lovemyirishtwins. What a week.

[amch8]

lovemyirishtwins - what a shitty week! I'm so sorry. Lots of hugs.

[LydiaDeetz]

May 19, 2017 9:03:33 GMT -5 @traceyos said:

I just spent 45 minutes looking for my phone. Then out of frustration I googled "find my phone" and gmail was like, "oh, do you want us to ring your phone even if its on silent?" and I was like, "UMM YES PLEASE!" and it freaking worked.

My phone was under my flip flops in the shoe bin. Obviously. I don't know why I didn't think to look there. JK. Can I blame baby brain yet?

Get thee a TILE! MIL got me one and I love it!!

[rachydc]

May 19, 2017 8:54:26 GMT -5 cornpop311 said:

So the new barre class I'm going to is hiring and offers free classes to their employees.

Please tell me it's insane to get a 2nd part time job just to take barre for free.

My friend teaches barre PT on top of her FT job, and LOVES it! However, she is still single and has all the time in the world lol. As someone who has always had two jobs (before and after kid(s)), and now has a kid, I caution you bc the mom guilt is alive and well. I feel spread so thin more often than not and it definitely takes its toll on you. Barre training is intense and requires a ton of very early/late hours. 

[hereiam]

sharebear05, I hope you feel better soon!

lovemyirishtwins, Sorry for you and your family's loss.

[hereiam]

No study group last night because the leaders husband ended up in the hospital with heart issues. He got two stints put in and is doing ok.
This morning I helped set up for the church's ladies event tomorrow. It should be a lot of fun and I'm excited. I am in charge of the kids table and have a fun craft to do and some fun goodies.
My allergies kept me up until 3am last night so I'm hoping to sneak in a nap.

[rachydc]

We've been dealing with an ant invasion in our home. My husband is home during the day now since he's working night shift the next few weeks. He just told me that he scrubbed and disinfected EVERYTHING. Mopped the floors, even took apart the dishwasher and is doing a hot vinegar soak rinse of it. He also did 3 loads of laundry. Not that he needs a medal, or doesnt do some of this normally, but I really want to jump his bones right now.

[Deleted]

It's been 70s and 80s all week. Today...42°. Go home weather, you're drunk. I've already washed all of our heavy jackets. It's the middle/end of May. Get your shit together, weather.

[pixiepink24]

Y'all are not going to believe what just happened at Gymboree.

I was having a shit day. I haven't showered. I stink because I recently started using natural deodorant. And in the way to Gymboree art class J of course pooped and we were late.

So as im running into class late with two toddlers I see a man approaching without a kid and I thought to myself "he looks like Ashton Kutcher. It was, and he was walking into our class. I left W there while I ran to change J as quick as possible. When I got back to the room, W was crying and in Ashton's arms.... No joke guys. Ashton Kutcher was comforting my kid!!!!

I was so nervous that I couldn't talk to him or take pics. Plus I didn't want to be THAT person and tried playing cool.

Apparently his daughter is in Willow's class some days since Mila is filming the bad moms sequel in town. So awesome!

[lovemyirishtwins]

May 19, 2017 9:45:53 GMT -5 LydiaDeetz said:

May 19, 2017 9:03:33 GMT -5 @traceyos said:

I just spent 45 minutes looking for my phone. Then out of frustration I googled "find my phone" and gmail was like, "oh, do you want us to ring your phone even if its on silent?" and I was like, "UMM YES PLEASE!" and it freaking worked.

My phone was under my flip flops in the shoe bin. Obviously. I don't know why I didn't think to look there. JK. Can I blame baby brain yet?

Get thee a TILE! MIL got me one and I love it!!

Or an Apple Watch. I use the find my phone feature at least once a day @traceyos!

[lovemyirishtwins]

May 19, 2017 10:49:40 GMT -5 pixiepink24 said:

Y'all are not going to believe what just happened at Gymboree.

I was having a shit day. I haven't showered. I stink because I recently started using natural deodorant. And in the way to Gymboree art class J of course pooped and we were late.

So as im running into class late with two toddlers I see a man approaching without a kid and I thought to myself "he looks like Ashton Kutcher. It was, and he was walking into our class. I left W there while I ran to change J as quick as possible. When I got back to the room, W was crying and in Ashton's arms.... No joke guys. Ashton Kutcher was comforting my kid!!!!

I was so nervous that I couldn't talk to him or take pics. Plus I didn't want to be THAT person and tried playing cool.

Apparently his daughter is in Willow's class some days since Mila is filming the bad moms sequel in town. So awesome!

I have heard nothing but wonderful things about him.

He is from the same home town as my sisters in laws. He always does things for their community. He visits the town and is known to be wonderful.

That is such a good story!

[sarahh]

pixiepink24, that is awesome! I wouldn't know what to say either!

[beepers]

pixiepink24 whyyyy did we leave ITP?!?! (I'm so jealous right now. That's awesome!)

[Deleted]

pixiepink24 OMG. WOW.

[rachydc]

pixiepink24,I always love a good celebrity story

[pixiepink24]

May 19, 2017 10:59:01 GMT -5 beepers said:

pixiepink24 whyyyy did we leave ITP?!?! (I'm so jealous right now. That's awesome!)

I wish you were ITP too. Not just for celebrity reasons. Lol!
All of could think about was how awful and fat I looked and probably how horrible I smelled. I think that's also why I wouldn't go near him.

[CoachTsWife]

OMG pixiepink24!!!!!!

[ashiscute]

pixiepink24 so random! I wonder if you'll see her too.

[pixiepink24]

May 19, 2017 12:02:39 GMT -5 ashiscute said:

pixiepink24 so random! I wonder if you'll see her too.

That would be amazing! But I'm sure with filming it would be hard. But they are in town for a while! She's so beautiful.

[lotsoflotts]

sharebear05 I'm so sorry!!! Man, your lungs really hate the northeast...

lovemyirishtwins hugs, friend. That's a lot for a little guy to process in a short time. I'm really sorry

[mrsbeachcat]

I'm taking Bill to the museum of ice cream today!

Also, my SO rejected one my kisses last night and I'm still feeling salty about it.

[sarahh]

mrsbeachcat, what is this museum of ice cream? It sounds amazing as long as there are tastings involved.

[rachydc]

May 19, 2017 12:12:09 GMT -5 mrsbeachcat said:

I'm taking Bill to the museum of ice cream today!

Also, my SO rejected one my kisses last night and I'm still feeling salty about it.

Cant wait to see pics! I stalk their instagram. It's just soooooo pretty *heart eye emoji*

[kristhegirl]

I liked for the ice cream, mrsbeachcat.

[lotsoflotts]

The elementary school nearby is doing field day and they're blasting Gangnam style over and over again and it's making me CRAZY. I do not need to hear the same three songs on repeat ALL DAY. IM TRYING TO TAKE A NAP TURN THAT MESS OFF.

[wells2010]

Umm that's amazing pixiepink24!

Men should know that they are 10x sexier when they help out with housework rachydc. Not that they will be paid in sex. They are just sexier and thus will be more likely to get laid.

[CoachTsWife]

May 19, 2017 12:48:24 GMT -5 wells2010 said:

Umm that's amazing pixiepink24 !

Men should know that they are 10x sexier when they help out with housework rachydc . Not that they will be paid in sex. They are just sexier and thus will be more likely to get laid.

This reminds me of that commercial - I think it was a Mr Clean commercial?  Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

[kristhegirl]

I'm in love with Elena's accent wall, you guys. Rug will go in front of crib when I can move it in here, and we have exactly zero decor right now, but I love this so far.

Some day I won't have a baby in my room. Some day really soon.