The Poop/Hemi/DTD thread

[grumpycat88]

Aka TMI Tuesday! Do your worst.

[lexishay]

I got hemorrhoids last week for the first time. You would think I would get it during pregnancy or labor but noo I get them over a month later. I didn't realize how badly they would hurt I cry almost every time I poop.

[grumpycat88]

I think I showered on Thursday ... I'm not sure. All I know is that I need to shower before work tomorrow and DH better get his shit together to watch the dictator so I can.

[laceysbryan]

I turn a lot of my Randoms into poop posts, but here's today:

I love spicy food. I don't love it, however, when it results in spicy runs. Hello burning asshole. I just hope LO isn't experiencing the same.

[Deleted]

I'm sorry is this a butt and sexy times thread combined?

[tkr7c9]

Almost every time DH and I have tried to DTD since LO was born she wakes up screaming half way through and we have to take a time out so I can go deal with her and get her back to bed.

[shannjohnston]

Just had my six week PP checkup. I've been told to up my fibre supplement and change the brand of stool softeners, keep up the water and use hemorrhoid cream as directed - they will get better, she promises. Here's hoping...

[grumpycat88]

Feb 24, 2015 15:15:57 GMT -5 @nursesouder said:

I'm sorry is this a butt and sexy times thread combined?

It's tmi thread. Generally both are considered tmi

[megpie5]

F had her one month checkup yesterday and the midwife asked if she and a med student could check how I'm healing. I was NOT prepared for that but didn't know how to say no. Needless to say I hadn't showered or made an effort to trim up down there. I'm trying to convince myself they've seen worse so I'm not too mortified.

[megpie5]

Feb 24, 2015 15:20:02 GMT -5 tkr7c9 said:

Almost every time DH and I have tried to DTD since LO was born she wakes up screaming half way through and we have to take a time out so I can go deal with her and get her back to bed.

Every time I try to give DH a BJ LO wakes up. We lovingly refer to her as the "cockblock"...but maybe that confession belongs in the "things you say to your baby when others aren't around" thread...

[Deleted]

I groomed the whole time through pregnancy, and even though I haven't had my PP check up yet, I'm still grooming...

My TMI is I noticed that my hair color down under changed from dark hair to blonde. I'm a natural blonde, but I never had blonde hair down there, ever. It was the one place other than my eye brows that I always had dark hair...

[edvent]

We tried to DTD a few days ago and we were not successful. It literally would not fit and hurt worse than losing my virginity so we gave up. I know we need to try again but I'm not looking forward to it. Something similar happened after DD so I wasn't totally surprised but it's way worse this time.

[aks01]

I pooped today and it finally didn't feel like I was shitting razor blades. Hopefully that means my little friend is going away.

[funinthenorth]

Why after making it through the whole pregnancy am I getting constipated now. Seriously I've got enough new stuff going on I could do without adding this to the list.

[tkr7c9]

Feb 24, 2015 16:13:12 GMT -5 @happywigglecmb said:

I groomed the whole time through pregnancy, and even though I haven't had my PP check up yet, I'm still grooming...

My TMI is I noticed that my hair color down under changed from dark hair to blonde. I'm a natural blonde, but I never had blonde hair down there, ever. It was the one place other than my eye brows that I always had dark hair...

I have noticed that mine doesn't grow back as fast now.... possibly due to c-section? or possibly just pp hormones? 

[Deleted]

Feb 24, 2015 18:50:56 GMT -5 tkr7c9 said:

Feb 24, 2015 16:13:12 GMT -5 @happywigglecmb said:

I groomed the whole time through pregnancy, and even though I haven't had my PP check up yet, I'm still grooming...

My TMI is I noticed that my hair color down under changed from dark hair to blonde. I'm a natural blonde, but I never had blonde hair down there, ever. It was the one place other than my eye brows that I always had dark hair...

I have noticed that mine doesn't grow back as fast now.... possibly due to c-section? or possibly just pp hormones? 

I haven't noticed a slow in growth. If anything, it's growing faster! You'd think it'd be the opposite being PP. *sigh*

[lasawyer91]

Feb 24, 2015 19:02:59 GMT -5 @happywigglecmb said:

Feb 24, 2015 18:50:56 GMT -5 tkr7c9 said:

I have noticed that mine doesn't grow back as fast now.... possibly due to c-section? or possibly just pp hormones? 

I haven't noticed a slow in growth. If anything, it's growing faster! You'd think it'd be the opposite being PP. *sigh*

Mine is growing slower and is coming in straighter than it was before

[shehulk723]

I have been horrendously cranky/stressed /irritable the last two days. Wouldn't you know DH and I DTD and I'm magically feeling better. The last time we had tried we didn't get to finish because someone woke up crying. Now I'm eating chips and dip and drinking this-



In other TMI news I didn't shave downstairs for 3 weeks after my CS. DH had never seen my hair longer than 3 days worth before so he asked me to do a landing strip and I obliged lol. Then the other day he made me mad and I shaved it off out of spite.

[ashlantic]

My nips feel like they are going to fall off whenever I get cold! They get so achy until i warm up. It started when I was pregnant and has not subsided at all. So annoying.

[heidih21]

Feb 24, 2015 21:59:28 GMT -5 ashlantic said:

My nips feel like they are going to fall off whenever I get cold! They get so achy until i warm up. It started when I was pregnant and has not subsided at all. So annoying.

Mine do this too. It's horrible

[heidih21]

We've dtd twice and it was so uncomfortable and not very enjoyable. Now I think my husband is too afraid to try again.

[grommom]

The pediatrician and dh were talking about how there's news about vitamin d and autism ads how the vitamin d needs to come from the mothers milk and she was saying they said the same thing about iron 30 years ago. Anyways dh mentions I'm in iron 3 times a day and she says, "oh my goodness you must never poop" lol, I didn't get TMI with her but since this is the TMI thread, diarrhea and hemorrhoids Mary be even worse than constipation and hemorrhoids! You know how when you're stuck and you blow your nose so much you can't bear to bow it again? Yeah its like that :-(

[nachomomma]

I think my hemorrhoids are shrinking. I would be so excited if they went away.

Also, I'm three weeks pp and still find peeing so satisfying. Yay for an empty bladder.

[Deleted]

We rate DS's poops on a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the worst/messiness. We'll guess based on the effort he puts into pooping and see how close we are when we change the diaper. Today sounded like an 11, but it was really only a 4...

We're weird, we know.

[nachomomma]

Feb 25, 2015 6:33:15 GMT -5 @happywigglecmb said:

We rate DS's poops on a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the worst/messiness. We'll guess based on the effort he puts into pooping and see how close we are when we change the diaper. Today sounded like an 11, but it was really only a 4...

We're weird, we know.

I don't understand why it's so hard to push out these liquidy poops. Shouldn't they just slide out? Do they really require so much grunting it wakes me up from a dead sleep?!

[megan81112]

Feb 24, 2015 15:56:34 GMT -5 megpie5 said:

Feb 24, 2015 15:20:02 GMT -5 tkr7c9 said:

Almost every time DH and I have tried to DTD since LO was born she wakes up screaming half way through and we have to take a time out so I can go deal with her and get her back to bed.

Every time I try to give DH a BJ LO wakes up. We lovingly refer to her as the "cockblock"...but maybe that confession belongs in the "things you say to your baby when others aren't around" thread...

They have a sensor that goes off any time you and SO touch in any way. I can't even cuddle with my husband yo initiate sex without Jude screaming like a maniac.

[grommom]

Omg imodium liquid is so nasty, I asked dh to get me some just in case but he got liquid instead of pills (I didn't know there was two kinds to even specify pills). I'd almost rather have diarrhea than drink it, its this nasty mint flavored stuff that leaves an artificial sweetener taste in your mouth. Also how is it that I had diarrhea for two days, was fine for a day and a half and its back? I stopped taking colace and am on iron 3 tines a day, I shouldn't have to poop ever...of course on the imodium it says to call a doc if you have symptoms for more than two days, but what if there's a break in between?
Eta, jokes on me, I just googled and although iron causes constipation in most people, it gives some people diarrhea. I can't believe I've gone through 3 days of crapping what feels like razor blades before I figured this out!

[Deleted]

I'm having bad cramps. Either I'm getting my period or going to have a poop explosion from these antibiotics!

[shannjohnston]

I upped my fibre supplement x3 and applied hemorrhoid cream x3. I had my least offensive poop yet.

[hazelnut]

Feb 25, 2015 2:45:32 GMT -5 @bookworm92 said:

Hemorrhoids are the worst. I feel like a toddler who's potty training and afraid to poop.

I totally feel like I've regressed back to toddlerhood... afraid to poop and back to peeing my pants.