NTTGPR: The art of cursing.....

[WVaRN]

My husband made up a new curse word mash up that him and his dad likes to use frequently fuckerdick.  They even named my FIL's mean rooster that bites him Brewster Wayne Fuckerdick.(he has 3 names because FIL says all the serial killers have 3 names and he thinks the rooster is out to get him) Anyway it got me wondering, I wonder how many interesting curse words that other people use? So I have like 45 minutes left of my shift at work and I thought I would post this thought provoking question for you ladies.  What interesting ways to curse do ya'll have?  

[yummybunny]

We've all heard douche and douche bag, my H also likes to use douche nozzle.

[spartanchick88]

When I was in middle school I was awaiting at the bus stop, in the cold, and our bus drove past us three times. After the third pass I screamed "come back here you dickfuck!" Everyone just stared at me and then busted out laughing. The bus never came back and our parents had to drive us to school. For some reason I never forgot that

[teenybenoit]

I love it!! Fuckerdick...teeheee!!!
We use cunnybubbles a lot

[morwen]

I've called someone a Joffrey, (game of Thrones reference) because it seemed to encompass so much more of their behaviour than a simple 'asshole' would have. Also I can say it it without getting dirty looks from the more Conservative members of my family.

[dinodna3]

Jan 18, 2015 9:24:04 GMT -5 morwen said:

I've called someone a Joffrey, (game of Thrones reference) because it seemed to encompass so much more of their behaviour than a simple 'asshole' would have. Also I can say it it without getting dirty looks from the more Conservative members of my family.

I might steal this.

[fuzzylogic]

H has used dicknose a lot. His favorite thing is combining a curse with a body part.

I like fuckwit.

[mugster]

Cuntburger!

[kariann12]

Skankaslutapottomus.

[rufus426]

My best friend and I use those fake swears from the Orbit gum commercials. Cooty Queen and Lint Licker are my favorites.

[Deleted]

A friend of mine started to wish people "cuntsnatchulations" rather than congratulations. When used in the right setting it's pretty funny...

[Deleted]

Jan 18, 2015 10:32:13 GMT -5 rufus426 said:

My best friend and I use those fake swears from the Orbit gum commercials. Cooty Queen and Lint Licker are my favorites.

Lint licker - hahaha I love this.

[physiomeg]

We call people fuckstains a lot...and we frequently exclaim "ball sack on rye bread" when we're surprised about something. I'm sure there's many more. We love our curses.

[butlerfan]

We say you're a rassrole instead of asshole sometimes. Also I say fucking a a lot...not sure why or how I got started on that one.

[Deleted]

DH uses bag of hammers instead of bag of dicks. Somehow it irks me more.
I'm a fan of douchecanoe. I don't remember where it even came from.

[cjchio]

Cuntsicle is a favorite here.

[cjchio]

Cunter-saurus- rex is also popular.

[doggiestyle88]

Jan 18, 2015 11:50:52 GMT -5 @sluttybigb00bz said:

I like "son of a whore" a lot. It makes people laugh.

I saw someone use this on TB (probably you?) and have been using it since. For some reason I find it absolutely hilarious. DH hates it which makes it even better for me. 

[doggiestyle88]

Jan 18, 2015 13:41:12 GMT -5 W said:

Jan 18, 2015 13:11:41 GMT -5 doggiestyle88 said:

I saw someone use this on TB (probably you?) and have been using it since. For some reason I find it absolutely hilarious. DH hates it which makes it even better for me. 

What is your name on TB?

I was a dirty lurker on TB. Just introed here today. 

[easilyunamused]

Son of a biscuit eating bull dog

[limetintsmyworld]

We use cumdrop more than I care to admit.

[risscaboobs]

Mh says dicky dicklesticks lol

[BrewGirl]

We say "fuck nut" a lot.

[kawaiikitsune]

Apparently, MH & I need to step up our swearing game.

[risscaboobs]

Jan 18, 2015 16:46:27 GMT -5 BrewGirl said:

We say "fuck nut" a lot.

I say that one too.

Honestly, I invent a lot of cuss words. I just don't usually remember them lol. I just string words together. Example: fucking dipshit ball cocks

[GoBigOrGoGnome]

I say "oh my fuck" instead of "oh my god" and I've used skankasaurous a time or two... Does anyone else say "fuckface"? That's a good one. When I'm somewhere I can't cuss, I get a lot of mileage out of "good granny".

[Daikoku]

Cum dumpster

[Martinis&Medicine]

I say cuntnugget. Because it's a terrible visual.

[mrss44]

Jan 18, 2015 19:33:07 GMT -5 Daikoku said:

Cum dumpster

She beat me to it. This is DHs fav. I say the classic "whore bag" all the time.

[WVaRN]

Thank you all for the wonderful new swear words. lol I love them all.