Post by iaminigomontoya on Feb 27, 2015 14:16:16 GMT -5
Whenever I fart in front of DH, I blame it on one of our kids or pets. He's never farted in front of me (not that I'd care.) We draw the line at shitting in front of each other though.
NEVER said disappointment. Find it. I said people don't give teens enough credit to meet high expectations placed on them, like making good choices.
Good choices doesn't have to mean not having sex before age X. Why is this so difficult to understand?
Because I just don't agree. That's my opinion. For exAmple, let's say 13? Anyone want to stand up and say that sex at 13 must come from a well thoughtout place and is a good choice? I don't see how that could ever be true, because a 13 year old does not have the developmental skills to deal with the emotional and physical factors of sex.
So many years ago we had a Rottweiler. She, like many dogs, had a habit of sniffing butts. One day DH was walking naked from the bedroom to the bathroom to shower and she decided to take a whiff. DH decided he was going to be funny and backed his butt up to her and said "Get a whiff of this bitch!" and when she stuck her nose out, he farted.
Except he didn't just fart. More along the lines of a shart. Right on the top of her head. She looked at me, poop on her head, with the most pathetic look ever. I had already fallen against the refrigerator laughing. And I'm pretty sure our Brittany was laughing at her too.
I threw up on H while giving him a blowjob when we first started dating. It was all just alcohol so I didnt say anything and kept going. I only told him a few years ago.
"I can't fathom a reason that you'd lie. But people also inject cement and superglue in their asses, so sometimes I'm just at a loss about people's decision-making abilities."-rocksforludo
when I was living in Los Angeles I shit behind a dumpster in an alley outside a club on NYE. I was just trying to pee but it was one of those situations where you have a surprise poop. It happens and I couldn't do anything about it.
I didn't wipe myself with any garbage if you are all concerned.
So many years ago we had a Rottweiler. She, like many dogs, had a habit of sniffing butts. One day DH was walking naked from the bedroom to the bathroom to shower and she decided to take a whiff. DH decided he was going to be funny and backed his butt up to her and said "Get a whiff of this bitch!" and when she stuck her nose out, he farted.
Except he didn't just fart. More along the lines of a shart. Right on the top of her head. She looked at me, poop on her head, with the most pathetic look ever. I had already fallen against the refrigerator laughing. And I'm pretty sure our Brittany was laughing at her too.
"I can't fathom a reason that you'd lie. But people also inject cement and superglue in their asses, so sometimes I'm just at a loss about people's decision-making abilities."-rocksforludo
Good choices doesn't have to mean not having sex before age X. Why is this so difficult to understand?
Because I just don't agree. That's my opinion. For exAmple, let's say 13? Anyone want to stand up and say that sex at 13 must come from a well thoughtout place and is a good choice? I don't see how that could ever be true, because a 13 year old does not have the developmental skills to deal with the emotional and physical factors of sex.
THIS IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHY A 13yo WOULD BENEFIT FROM SEX EDUCATION and not the message that sex is a bad choice.
Some 13 yos will have sex no matter what, and nobody wants a pregnant 13 yo.
So many years ago we had a Rottweiler. She, like many dogs, had a habit of sniffing butts. One day DH was walking naked from the bedroom to the bathroom to shower and she decided to take a whiff. DH decided he was going to be funny and backed his butt up to her and said "Get a whiff of this bitch!" and when she stuck her nose out, he farted.
Except he didn't just fart. More along the lines of a shart. Right on the top of her head. She looked at me, poop on her head, with the most pathetic look ever. I had already fallen against the refrigerator laughing. And I'm pretty sure our Brittany was laughing at her too.
I dang near literally peed my pants. That poor dog! Hope she stopped sniffing butts after that.
"I can't fathom a reason that you'd lie. But people also inject cement and superglue in their asses, so sometimes I'm just at a loss about people's decision-making abilities."-rocksforludo
Out of curiosity I went to the Larry Stylinson is Real board and was creeped the fuck out by that. That level of obsession is so disturbing to me. I'm honestly not slamming anyone who's apart of that board, you all seem really nice. It's the extreme infatuation with celebrities that some fans have that creeps me out.
They are having fun, they aren't a bunch of John Hinckleys ffs
I threw up on H while giving him a blowjob when we first started dating. It was all just alcohol so I didnt say anything and kept going. I only told him a few years ago.
"I can't fathom a reason that you'd lie. But people also inject cement and superglue in their asses, so sometimes I'm just at a loss about people's decision-making abilities."-rocksforludo
Well then using your logic, we shouldn't place ANY expectations on anyone. We wouldn't want them to feel like they dissapointed anyone.
You are pretty hilarious. You've applied this same exaggerated approach to every argument. It doesn't make sense and it's weird.
I mean, do you fight like this at home? Your DH: This drawer would be good for my socks. You: OHHH! So ALL The socks in the WHOLE WORLD need to go in THAT DRAWER?
I threw up on H while giving him a blowjob when we first started dating. It was all just alcohol so I didnt say anything and kept going. I only told him a few years ago.
I have a similar story except I was pregnant and when DH "finished" it was to much and it gagged me really bad. I puked on the bed right next to his leg. It was so romantic
I threw up on H while giving him a blowjob when we first started dating. It was all just alcohol so I didnt say anything and kept going. I only told him a few years ago.
"I can't fathom a reason that you'd lie. But people also inject cement and superglue in their asses, so sometimes I'm just at a loss about people's decision-making abilities."-rocksforludo
I threw up on H while giving him a blowjob when we first started dating. It was all just alcohol so I didnt say anything and kept going. I only told him a few years ago.
That's it. This is the grossest thing I have ever read ever. I am not quick to vom but this just made me want to vom so hard.
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