Post by readyornot on Feb 27, 2015 18:35:58 GMT -5
Popping in with a total random here for @hilarityensued...did you ever decide on a rug, shag or otherwise? Heres mine. We love it, but it is a bitch to clean!
I get that, but the impression that I got was that dude was not looking for a bride on the internet, they were chatting on the movie forum for three years before they met IRL or something like that. There could still be a creep factor, but I don't know. Was just trying to be fair and point that out.
(but I'll try to monitor internet usage to avoid my teenager chatting with dudes online)
Re this, I seriously consider joining my secular heathen ass to some very conservative church the day I notice DDs developing breasts or similarly growing up.
Not because teen sex is shameful, but because they're young and people are scary, and the same practice worked so well for my parents.
For whatever its worth, some study or another showed that religious people didn't have less sex (start later, participate in less varieties of sexual activity, and so on) than non-religious people... the main difference in their sex life was that they got less enjoyment out of their sex life because of the guilt & shame taught by (many) religions
I bought my 3 yo a bra. She came with me to a fitting and told the clerk "After you're done with my mom you need to measure my boos so I can get a bra." She thinks she needs a bra so "my boos don't leak."
Insert side eye.
:::: drake's I got money to blow in background please::::
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
I used to drink mustard as a kid. Weird shit happens
But did your mother offer you the mustard at meal time?!!!!!!!!!
NOT THE FUCKING SAME!!!!
My daughter would totally eat sour cream by the spoonful.
When we go for Mexican food she devours the sour cream on her plate first. Sometimes she'll even use her spoon to steal from our side of sour cream if she can reach it.
For quesadillas usually she'll actually dip instead of just straight eating the sour cream. But she's a toddler and her version of "dipping" is to use the quesadilla as a utensil to eat sour cream and then to take bites out of the quesadilla every 3-4 dips. Sometimes we have to take the dipping substance away and tell her she has to take a bit before she can dip again.
Unless it's guacamole, then we just give her a fork. Go fucking crazy, yummy vegetables.
Post by pearlofwisdom on Feb 27, 2015 18:43:10 GMT -5
It is a little more difficult to rent a car with a debit card. Budget/Avis I know runs a credit check, you have to bring in a phone bill, and they hold a ridiculous amount of money.
For Valentine's day, my h and I bought a wireless remote control egg vibrator. I had it in all evening and H had the remote. It was fun but I could have used maybe an hour less of having it in.
I bought my 3 yo a bra. She came with me to a fitting and told the clerk "After you're done with my mom you need to measure my boos so I can get a bra." She thinks she needs a bra so "my boos don't leak."
Insert side eye.
:::: drake's I got money to blow in background please::::
I get that, but the impression that I got was that dude was not looking for a bride on the internet, they were chatting on the movie forum for three years before they met IRL or something like that. There could still be a creep factor, but I don't know. Was just trying to be fair and point that out.
(but I'll try to monitor internet usage to avoid my teenager chatting with dudes online)
There is a guy at church and it really looks like he went the mail order bride/green card route.
They've been married a month, she speaks little English, and they are just...odd together? We were at a Valentine's dinner at church and they didn't even look like a couple. Their body language was all wrong.
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
For Valentine's day, my h and I bought a wireless remote control egg vibrator. I had it in all evening and H had the remote. It was fun but I could have used maybe an hour less of having it in.
Why didn't you just take it out? I'm so confused.
We were in a movie. I was too lazy. Really, it's my own fault. Still a fun toy, though.
But did your mother offer you the mustard at meal time?!!!!!!!!!
NOT THE FUCKING SAME!!!!
My daughter would totally eat sour cream by the spoonful.
When we go for Mexican food she devours the sour cream on her plate first. Sometimes she'll even use her spoon to steal from our side of sour cream if she can reach it.
For quesadillas usually she'll actually dip instead of just straight eating the sour cream. But she's a toddler and her version of "dipping" is to use the quesadilla as a utensil to eat sour cream and then to take bites out of the quesadilla every 3-4 dips. Sometimes we have to take the dipping substance away and tell her she has to take a bit before she can dip again.
Unless it's guacamole, then we just give her a fork. Go fucking crazy, yummy vegetables.
The post was about her giving her kid a spoon of mayo. Not your kid like something so much they would eat a spoonful?!!!!!!!
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
I know I am way late with the peeing confession but whatevs. Right after my dad admitted to cheating on my mom for like 10yrs and had his girlfriend move in with him I found one of her sweaters in our house and I peed on it. Blew it dry and made a point of getting it back to him and telling him I had laundered it. Stills brings me joy 10years later every time I see her wear that ugly ass sweater.
Wtf?! And y'all like condone this bullshit?! How old were you?
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
My BFF was so drunk and thought that she would feel better if she puked. She was having trouble following through with it, so I stuck my fingers down her throat and made her puke. She then said she thought she peed herself so I felt her crotch for confirmation.
We left her on her front step and rang the doorbell for her Cop father to find her.
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
Then we will potty train when she is ready to use a training seat in top of e normal bowl and NOT afraid. Not cleaning shit out of a bowl multiple times a day. Not happenin. Me, brother, DH...ALLL. learned on normal toilets. My kid will figure it out too.
What a wonderful family tradition. Like is this your legacy?
Just never known people to ask each other what kind of potty they were trained on.
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
"I can't fathom a reason that you'd lie. But people also inject cement and superglue in their asses, so sometimes I'm just at a loss about people's decision-making abilities."-rocksforludo
Then we will potty train when she is ready to use a training seat in top of e normal bowl and NOT afraid. Not cleaning shit out of a bowl multiple times a day. Not happenin. Me, brother, DH...ALLL. learned on normal toilets. My kid will figure it out too.
What a wonderful family tradition. Like is this your legacy?
Just never known people to ask each other what kind of potty they were trained on.
Yeah, nobody talks to their mother and MIL about potty training when facing down potty training of your own. (Yes, I know selective memory has been discussed, but I'm sure they Remembered correctly the style of potty seat they used - freestanding or toilet top. My mom specifically also said "no way was I cleaning out a tiny potty multiple times a day")
Re this, I seriously consider joining my secular heathen ass to some very conservative church the day I notice DDs developing breasts or similarly growing up.
Not because teen sex is shameful, but because they're young and people are scary, and the same practice worked so well for my parents.
For whatever its worth, some study or another showed that religious people didn't have less sex (start later, participate in less varieties of sexual activity, and so on) than non-religious people... the main difference in their sex life was that they got less enjoyment out of their sex life because of the guilt & shame taught by (many) religions
I don't think it's the solution sadly.
I meant to be TIC. It didn't work for my parents. In fact it Backfired because heyyy church trips.
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
I gave a very pregnant friend an enema because she was so constipated. #friendoftheyear
What? Why? You nasty?
Why she can't enema her own self?
It's really difficult tbh when you're super pregnant.
The enema I needed in this pregnancy took the final tiniest shred of secrecy out of my marriage. Nothing says I truly love you like I'll help you jam that up your ass and squeeze.
What a wonderful family tradition. Like is this your legacy?
Just never known people to ask each other what kind of potty they were trained on.
Yeah, nobody talks to their mother and MIL about potty training when facing down potty training of your own. (Yes, I know selective memory has been discussed, but I'm sure they Remembered correctly the style of potty seat they used - freestanding or toilet top. My mom specifically also said "no way was I cleaning out a tiny potty multiple times a day")
I really don't give a fuck your potty training methods. I just found your proclamation of how you and your family members were trained funny.
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
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