Back in my bar going days I once puked on the floor under the table we were sitting at. After I recovered I just moved our stuff to another table & proceeded with the night like it never happened. I still feel kinda bad & this was some 15+ years ago!
Same thing happened to me on a work outing, I'm lucky I didn't get myself fired!
Fffc- I was going to get married just to become an independent student for financial aid. The only reason I didn't was because I get amazing health care through my dad and didn't want to lose it
I'd flame this if it were your ONLY reason for marriage, otherwise, meh.
And you know you can be married and still get health insurance through your dad, right? Up until age 26. @bookworm92
I think I went to it between the Morgue and being the Globe. But I do remember it being called the Globe but I believe that was after my bar star days.
"I can't fathom a reason that you'd lie. But people also inject cement and superglue in their asses, so sometimes I'm just at a loss about people's decision-making abilities."-rocksforludo
Post by eddiegotsole on Feb 28, 2015 2:13:28 GMT -5
Confession: I really don't get the 50 shades of Grey obsession, and I refuse to play along with it. I don't know if women really want this BDSM fantasy, but I'm not going to play along it because of a trending movie. Honestly I felt the same about the book.
lol at granny hogging up the bathroom for her crossword puzzle. I die!
She was the worst with that. Everyone in the house would get up at 5:30-6 just to pee. Because once she was up you were waiting a good 45 minutes before you could get in there. There were many an accident in my family while waiting. She did not care.
BFF's dad was (is still?) like that. As soon as he was up the bathroom was his for a solid hour/ hour and a half. I ALWAYS have to pee when I get up, so it made for some uncomfortable sleepover mornings.
Another J15 here (I know how some of you love when people announce what board they are from)
I read all 164 pages because it's late and I can't sleep. I'm feeling very accomplished. I know it's not technically Friday anymore but I have a few confessions.
FFFC #1: All the bar stories got me thinking about an interesting story of mine. When my H and I were in college we got drunk with one of my H's old friends and his gf. At the bar she and I pretended to be with each other to avoid getting hit on. Well when we got back to my H's apartment we all decided to play strip poker and ended up having a foursome. Which we repeated a few years later when we ran into them again on vacation. Side note: drunk sex is awesome. I also only attempt butt sex while very drunk. It's never been successful but I'll always give it another shot.
FFFC #2: I worked at a bar for a couple years and loved when women (especially a straight woman) hit on me because it meant a bigger tip was coming, and that I actually looked hot that night. It didn't matter how many drunk men hit on me because alcohol + horny male = would fuck anything with a hole.
FFFC #3: when I'm drunk I point out women with boobs I'd like to motorboat to my H. He thought I was Bisexual for awhile but I'm not. I just appreciate a nice pair of boobs.
@klondikebar I seriously love the fact that you've spent that much at an adult store! I love my "toys" and have spent way too much money over the years on them and lingerie.
Also, I was 17 when I lost my V card and was in no way influenced by my schools abstinence only teaching. My decision to wait until then was because I wanted to, not because some nurse told me not to. My parents were very open with me about sex and the dangers that could come with it from a young age. They put me on BC when I was 15 but that didn't encourage me to go have sex. So all of the " it encourages teens to have sex" crap is just that...crap!
*sorry for any mistakes. It's 5am and I haven't slept yet.
Also, I was 17 when I lost my V card and was in no way influenced by my schools abstinence only teaching. My decision to wait until then was because I wanted to, not because some nurse told me not to. My parents were very open with me about sex and the dangers that could come with it from a young age. They put me on BC when I was 15 but that didn't encourage me to go have sex. So all of the " it encourages teens to have sex" crap is just that...crap!
*sorry for any mistakes. It's 5am and I haven't slept yet.
I'm confused. Idc that you had sex at 17, but you're talking like age 17 is a long time to wait in order to have sex?
Also, I was 17 when I lost my V card and was in no way influenced by my schools abstinence only teaching. My decision to wait until then was because I wanted to, not because some nurse told me not to. My parents were very open with me about sex and the dangers that could come with it from a young age. They put me on BC when I was 15 but that didn't encourage me to go have sex. So all of the " it encourages teens to have sex" crap is just that...crap!
*sorry for any mistakes. It's 5am and I haven't slept yet.
I'm confused. Idc that you had sex at 17, but you're talking like age 17 is a long time to wait in order to have sex?
It was longer in comparison to some of the stories shared here, but I mentioned being 17 because a few posters were trying to argue that giving teens BC in any form was encouraging them to have sex. I was given it at 15 but waited until 17 to actually have sex. I didn't do it because I was on BC. I did it because I wanted to and would have with or without the pill. I also don't consider 18 year olds to be teenagers, so at 17 I was closer to being an "adult." I put quotes around adult because looking back I was still pretty stupid.
Also, I was 17 when I lost my V card and was in no way influenced by my schools abstinence only teaching. My decision to wait until then was because I wanted to, not because some nurse told me not to. My parents were very open with me about sex and the dangers that could come with it from a young age. They put me on BC when I was 15 but that didn't encourage me to go have sex. So all of the " it encourages teens to have sex" crap is just that...crap!
*sorry for any mistakes. It's 5am and I haven't slept yet.
I'm confused. Idc that you had sex at 17, but you're talking like age 17 is a long time to wait in order to have sex?
I think what she is saying is even though her parents put her on BC at 15, it didn't encourage sex because she didn't have sex for another 2 yrs.
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
I get why people might want to make these boundaries. I just think it's a little silly, personally. DH and I have nothing off limits. He has seen everything of me and me of him.
That being said, I don't want to actually SEE his shit, but if he's just sitting there (or if I am) why is it such a big deal?
I have gotten in the bathroom and gotten things while he has been shitting etc. it's not a big deal. At the end of the day though, I like my privacy. I don't want to smell his shit. I need privacy while wipe by etc.
So yes, we have off limit stuff. To each their own.
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
Last Edit: Feb 28, 2015 10:58:32 GMT -5 by McBenny
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
Out of curiosity I went to the Larry Stylinson is Real board and was creeped the fuck out by that. That level of obsession is so disturbing to me. I'm honestly not slamming anyone who's apart of that board, you all seem really nice. It's the extreme infatuation with celebrities that some fans have that creeps me out.
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
I'm totally late and off topic but seriously someone would rather piss in a kitchen sick than in front of their husband? I can't even... What? Like do you have sex with a sheet between you with a hole cut in it?
Also did anyone make a joke yet about that annexationofpr chick being 67d yet?
Pissing and shitting is not the same has having sex and being intimate with one another.? WTF?!
It's a few minutes and we can be separated for those minutes.
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
Post by kristhegirl on Feb 28, 2015 11:31:22 GMT -5
Amen, @scoutnumbers.
It's weird to me that bathroom functions are understood to be private affairs, until you live with someone you sleep with. I like having sex, I have absolutely no need to watch the man I have sex with pee or poop. I also have no need of an audience for that, maybe especially an audience of my sex partner.
Plus I can't poop in front of people anyway, my poop is shy.
Pissing and shitting is not the same has having sex and being intimate with one another.? WTF?!
It's a few minutes and we can be separated for those minutes.
Well no they aren't the same thing and I certainly prefer to use the bathroom alone but given the choice between peeing in front of my husband and peeing in the kitchen sink? I'll take the bathroom thanks. He's seen it all befote. She specifically said she peed in the sink because she didn't want to in front of her husband.
EtA I'm not saying I wouldn't pee in a sink if I needed to. I'm just saying that's a ridiculous reason to think you need to pee in the sink.
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
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