Ok I have good FFFC: Sometimes I make up grocery lists in my head while having sex. I don't know why but going over my to do list helps clear my thoughts so I can orgasm.
My DH probably wouldn't like that I'm sharing this info. It wasn't planned we just ended up going to the show because we were already at the fair and we were a bit buzzed. We actually stuck out like sore thumbs because we were in the middle of people who were actually Ke$ha fans....we only knew one song.
Ok I have good FFFC: Sometimes I make up grocery lists in my head while having sex. I don't know why but going over my to do list helps clear my thoughts so I can orgasm.
DH and I can't seem to pull off shower sex either, I'm not sure why. I also have never tried a vibrator, I just don't get it. I don't find vibration comfortable or sexy, but I've been told I'm crazy. I constantly have out of left field sex dreams (H's BIL, my BFF, my new coworker). I've stopped telling H about them because he teases me.
FFFC: DH and I are currently trying to find a Smudge sitter for tomorrow, and I may jump him in the car or shower while we're Smudge-free. Maybe both. I'm seriously horny.
My DH probably wouldn't like that I'm sharing this info. It wasn't planned we just ended up going to the show because we were already at the fair and we were a bit buzzed. We actually stuck out like sore thumbs because we were in the middle of people who were actually Ke$ha fans....we only knew one song.
Ahem. I went to a ke$ha concert on purpose. Lol LMFAO was also there. It was a mess. Soooo much glitter.
Loads of fun.
Aside from the fact that we were probably among the oldest people there despite only being like 19.
My DH probably wouldn't like that I'm sharing this info. It wasn't planned we just ended up going to the show because we were already at the fair and we were a bit buzzed. We actually stuck out like sore thumbs because we were in the middle of people who were actually Ke$ha fans....we only knew one song.
Ahem. I went to a ke$ha concert on purpose. Lol LMFAO was also there. It was a mess. Soooo much glitter.
Loads of fun.
Aside from the fact that we were probably among the oldest people there despite only being like 19.
carolinaheart if you were the oldest at 19 wow....I was like the great grandmother... DH and I are in our 30s
Rama, This isn't the random thread but I feel like I should confess that I had such a crush on Dr. Bashir. Best part of Deep Space Nine for me.
Bish, I still have a crush on Julian.
And I may or may not watch/buy/stalk Siddig on the internet, too.
I have a huge crush on Jadzia Dax. I call my partner "old man" sometimes, heh heh.
I guess my FFFC is that I'm not into vibrators, at all, or porn. I swear I'm not boring in the sack, those things are just... they do not do it for me. Shower sex = fun times, but that may have to do with the fact that I'm not having PinV sex (being in a lesbian relationship and all).
ETA: I seem to be confusing UO and FFFC in my head. But here we are just the same.
And I may or may not watch/buy/stalk Siddig on the internet, too.
I have a huge crush on Jadzia Dax. I call my partner "old man" sometimes, heh heh.
I guess my FFFC is that I'm not into vibrators, at all, or porn. I swear I'm not boring in the sack, those things are just... they do not do it for me. Shower sex = fun times, but that may have to do with the fact that I'm not having PinV sex (being in a lesbian relationship and all).
ETA: I seem to be confusing UO and FFFC in my head. But here we are just the same.
I have a huge crush on Jadzia Dax. I call my partner "old man" sometimes, heh heh.
I guess my FFFC is that I'm not into vibrators, at all, or porn. I swear I'm not boring in the sack, those things are just... they do not do it for me. Shower sex = fun times, but that may have to do with the fact that I'm not having PinV sex (being in a lesbian relationship and all).
ETA: I seem to be confusing UO and FFFC in my head. But here we are just the same.
I think we need more deets. What are they? What do they look like? Are they giant anal beads as the name leads me to believe?
They are amazing. They look like this:
You can get different sizes. I put them in my vagina and then hold them there (sometimes for a couple of hours?) The clenching of the kegels get's very arousing after a period of time. I even leave them in sometimes for sex and J loves the feel of them.
Aaaaaaaandddddd...I just subtly hinted to my husband.
DH and I can't seem to pull off shower sex either, I'm not sure why. I also have never tried a vibrator, I just don't get it. I don't find vibration comfortable or sexy, but I've been told I'm crazy. I constantly have out of left field sex dreams (H's BIL, my BFF, my new coworker). I've stopped telling H about them because he teases me.
FFFC: DH and I are currently trying to find a Smudge sitter for tomorrow, and I may jump him in the car or shower while we're Smudge-free. Maybe both. I'm seriously horny.
Wouldn't your H's brother in law be your brother? LOL
DH and I can't seem to pull off shower sex either, I'm not sure why. I also have never tried a vibrator, I just don't get it. I don't find vibration comfortable or sexy, but I've been told I'm crazy. I constantly have out of left field sex dreams (H's BIL, my BFF, my new coworker). I've stopped telling H about them because he teases me.
FFFC: DH and I are currently trying to find a Smudge sitter for tomorrow, and I may jump him in the car or shower while we're Smudge-free. Maybe both. I'm seriously horny.
Wouldn't your H's brother in law be your brother? LOL
Sorry guys. I did mean SIL's husband. I'm not a huge fan of most of DH's family. Sorry it took so long to get back to you guys, I had a hot movie date with Smudge. FYI, Big Hero 6, will give you the feels. I was legit tearing up.
ETA: my mom and I actually had a lengthy discussion about the proper term for IL's SOs. We came up empty. FWIW, when I'm referring to him IRL, I use his name.
Sorry guys. I did mean SIL's husband. I'm not a huge fan of most of DH's family. Sorry it took so long to get back to you guys, I had a hot movie date with Smudge. FYI, Big Hero 6, will give you the feels. I was legit tearing up.
Nope, that one was my bad! I'm a dummy today. And I loved Big Hero 6!
Wait, can we get back to how to retrieve the ben wah balls? I'm curious but also trying to piece together the logistics post penetration. I realize it is not an endless abyss in there, but this would be a new frontier in the bedroom.
Paging hippo, I'd like to know more, too. How big are they? Like a marble, or bigger? I can definitely see the benefits prior to sex but I'm having a hard time visualizing keeping them in during the act. I know you've had success, though, so I'd give it a shot!
Sorry guys. I did mean SIL's husband. I'm not a huge fan of most of DH's family. Sorry it took so long to get back to you guys, I had a hot movie date with Smudge. FYI, Big Hero 6, will give you the feels. I was legit tearing up.
Nope, that one was my bad! I'm a dummy today. And I loved Big Hero 6!
I loved it too. But the feels, man. I almost cried like 3 times. Smudge was pretty distressed near the end too. But you are right, DH's BIL would be my brother, except I don't have one lol
Wait, can we get back to how to retrieve the ben wah balls? I'm curious but also trying to piece together the logistics post penetration. I realize it is not an endless abyss in there, but this would be a new frontier in the bedroom.
I'm assuming that if you are not doing kegels and your muscles are relaxed gravity would allow easy retrieval.
Sorry guys. I did mean SIL's husband. I'm not a huge fan of most of DH's family. Sorry it took so long to get back to you guys, I had a hot movie date with Smudge. FYI, Big Hero 6, will give you the feels. I was legit tearing up.
ETA: my mom and I actually had a lengthy discussion about the proper term for IL's SOs. We came up empty. FWIW, when I'm referring to him IRL, I use his name.
FFFC: I hated Big Hero 6! Cried way too much over a cartoon!
That's silly. It being animated does not diminish the story or well-planned characters.
FFFC: I hated Big Hero 6! Cried way too much over a cartoon!
That's silly. It being animated does not diminish the story or well-planned characters.
Do you even know how many cartoons I've cried over? Lion King, Land Before Time, Dumbo...I'm sure there are more. My husband even cried at the end of Brave.
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