It's Fucking Monday... Bitchfest!

[mishy2010]

Sorry for your loss shemarie82

I have 3 coworkers who live in our tiny office and we have 2 computers. Today all four of us are in so I'm stuck without a computer. I'm going to be as productive as I can but there's not much non-computer related tasks. Really pissed that they still don't want to pay for at least one more computer.

[Lollipop]

Mar 2, 2015 12:15:04 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Mar 2, 2015 12:07:11 GMT -5 wanderingheart said:

My bitch is just at life. Everything has been piling up lately, with my car getting wrecked, to being referred to an RE but having to wait 2 months to get in, to insensitive friends sending me pee stick pictures. Last night my Grandma died. My bitch is that flights are super expensive, but we can't drive our rental car the 1,000 miles to get to my Grandma. I'm trying to convince my siblings to ride with us so we can use their car.

Not only do I want to be there for my dad, but I feel like I need to show MH my hometown. My Grandma lived in a house on a farm all her life. My dad and his siblings were all born in that house, and I just feel like I need to see that house and farm one more time before it's sold or demolished. That house is a huge part of my childhood. It's me being sentimental, but it's important to me. My dad was born into poverty and fought his way out, and it breaks my heart that my kids will never know my Grandma or see where my dad came from.

I'm so sorry to hear about your grandma and that everything in your life is compounding. *hugs* I know sometimes airlines discount tickets for people flying out for a funeral. You may want to call and ask them.

Usually you have to pay full price, and then they refund you the difference once you present them with a death certificate. I learned that when my Great Grammie died, and more recently when my Grampie did, we had to fly home both times

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

Mar 2, 2015 12:21:47 GMT -5 ghostmonkey said:

Mar 2, 2015 11:58:14 GMT -5 ghostmonkey said:

My boss had the other accountant and I go look at new chairs the other day to pick a few ideas for our new office.

The came in today (we are moving in the summer). I don't know what the fuck he ordered, but I am not sitting on that pile of shit. It's exactly what I have with a lower back.

NO.

I know it's ridiculous, but that fucking chair has ruined my day. It is awful.

Here's ghostmonkey in about 3-5 minutes:

[SheilaTheTank]

Mar 2, 2015 12:22:17 GMT -5 mishy2010 said:

Sorry for your loss shemarie82

I have 3 coworkers who live in our tiny office and we have 2 computers. Today all four of us are in so I'm stuck without a computer. I'm going to be as productive as I can but there's not much non-computer related tasks. Really pissed that they still don't want to pay for at least one more computer.

If they are unwilling to provide you with the tools necessary to do your job then i would not go out of my way to be productive. 

[ghostmonkey]

Mar 2, 2015 12:25:49 GMT -5 ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ said:

Mar 2, 2015 12:21:47 GMT -5 ghostmonkey said:

I know it's ridiculous, but that fucking chair has ruined my day. It is awful.

Here's ghostmonkey in about 3-5 minutes:

God I'd love to. I'm not switching out chairs to go to something that is the exact same as what I have except hard as a rock and with a lower back. That's just fucking dumb.

[peaseblossom55]

In bitching about the weather. It's supposed to snow on Thursday and I have a show I really want to perform. I'm s excited for it too. I'm over this stupid weather....

[diamondsndaisies]

Mar 2, 2015 10:53:31 GMT -5 BrewGirl said:

I just texted my husband that I am finding a realtor cause we are getting the fuck out of our house. I am so sick of living next door to his crazy ass step mom. She has gone off on me in about a bajillion texts over the last 24 hours because I am not talking to her (and for good reason which requires a whole thread of its own). Please ladies, never ever EVER live next door to family. It is an instant recipe for complete disaster.

I live a block away from my ILs and until Thanksgiving I lived 6 blocks away from my parents. Now they live 45minutes away. I have never had a problem with my ILs bugging us. In fact we can go weeks without speaking at all. Thankfully they are awesome like that and don't bug us unless its important. My parents were terrible about just stopping by unannounced. 

[piccyami]

Mar 2, 2015 12:44:02 GMT -5 diamondsndaisies said:

Mar 2, 2015 10:53:31 GMT -5 BrewGirl said:

I just texted my husband that I am finding a realtor cause we are getting the fuck out of our house. I am so sick of living next door to his crazy ass step mom. She has gone off on me in about a bajillion texts over the last 24 hours because I am not talking to her (and for good reason which requires a whole thread of its own). Please ladies, never ever EVER live next door to family. It is an instant recipe for complete disaster.

I live a block away from my ILs and until Thanksgiving I lived 6 blocks away from my parents. Now they live 45minutes away. I have never had a problem with my ILs bugging us. In fact we can go weeks without speaking at all. Thankfully they are awesome like that and don't bug us unless its important. My parents were terrible about just stopping by unannounced. 

We live 5 houses down from my parents. We have an arrangement that you call before you come over, and it has worked out beautifully so far. We also live about a mile from my sister and her family. I just wish MH's family lived closer. We all actually get along really well. My dad does have this habit of dropping things off at our house while we're at work, though.

[ghostmonkey]

Mar 2, 2015 12:57:45 GMT -5 bluebird44 said:

Mar 2, 2015 12:20:25 GMT -5 ghostmonkey said:

Uh, that is the point of that test.

I don't understand then why the test was ordered, which is why I want to discuss further with my doc's office.  What a wasted effort!  

So you are mad that they tested to make sure your blood work matched what your chart was telling you?

It's possible the have a shift and not ovulate or have a very low quality ovulation that will kick back a low number that will not come back saying that you ovulated.

If it said you ovulated, your number was 10+. There's not much else it can tell you if that is the case.


So basically you are mad that the test didn't say you had low progesterone. Priorities yo.

[kariann12]

I'm fucking sick AGAIN. That makes the third time this winter. First the flu in Dec, sinus infection in Feb, now sore throat. I'm not sure who I pissed off in this universe, but I apologize a bajillion times.

[Deleted]

Mar 2, 2015 12:22:17 GMT -5 mishy2010 said:

Sorry for your loss shemarie82

I have 3 coworkers who live in our tiny office and we have 2 computers. Today all four of us are in so I'm stuck without a computer. I'm going to be as productive as I can but there's not much non-computer related tasks. Really pissed that they still don't want to pay for at least one more computer.

I used to have an office space like that. Even though it was the most conveniently located office, it was still considered the satellite office. Instead of trying to accommodate us they would just say we needed to communicate better so our schedules didn't overlap.

[Lollipop]

Mar 2, 2015 13:19:10 GMT -5 @emilie818 said:

I'm sorry for your loss wanderingheart.

My bitch is that 90% of the time, bikini waxes make me break out. This time was no exception. Ouchies. Shaving makes me break out too. I don't know what to do.

I feel you. I just gave up on grooming my nethers. It's not worth the pain and discomfort

[jawswife]

Mar 2, 2015 12:07:11 GMT -5 wanderingheart said:

My bitch is just at life. Everything has been piling up lately, with my car getting wrecked, to being referred to an RE but having to wait 2 months to get in, to insensitive friends sending me pee stick pictures. Last night my Grandma died. My bitch is that flights are super expensive, but we can't drive our rental car the 1,000 miles to get to my Grandma. I'm trying to convince my siblings to ride with us so we can use their car.

Not only do I want to be there for my dad, but I feel like I need to show MH my hometown. My Grandma lived in a house on a farm all her life. My dad and his siblings were all born in that house, and I just feel like I need to see that house and farm one more time before it's sold or demolished. That house is a huge part of my childhood. It's me being sentimental, but it's important to me. My dad was born into poverty and fought his way out, and it breaks my heart that my kids will never know my Grandma or see where my dad came from.

Aw, so sorry about your grandma, and your car. I hope things get better soon.

[diamondsndaisies]

Mar 2, 2015 13:19:10 GMT -5 @emilie818 said:

I'm sorry for your loss wanderingheart.

My bitch is that 90% of the time, bikini waxes make me break out. This time was no exception. Ouchies. Shaving makes me break out too. I don't know what to do.

Ive never had a wax but shaving always makes me break out. I tend to break out a little bit when I wax my eyebrows too. So DH will just have to deal with me being less than polished

[pismoduo]

Ugh. This morning is just... ugh.

I woke up at my usual time and temped, but then turned off my alarm and fell back to sleep. For an hour. I seriously needed it because I slept like shit last night, but it totally screwed up my whole morning. Then the dog peed in the middle of the bed, so there's another 15 minutes to strip the bed and put everything in the wash. Hubby made breakfast, so at least that was out of the way.

And then I had to spend 45 minutes looking for my keys. H and I traded vehicles on Saturday, and I have consistently forgotten to get a new battery for my key to his car. So I had to trade him keys. I was getting ready to leave this morning and asked him whether I'd ever given him his keys back. He said no. I found his keys in my purse, but no sign of mine.

Turns out H put them on top of a plate on his desk, then put another plate on top of that later. Ugh. I for real had a meltdown after I finally found them. We've had a rash of car prowlers lately in our neighborhood, so I was starting to think I'd left the keys in the car and they'd been stolen.

[jawswife]

Mar 2, 2015 13:24:29 GMT -5 jawswife said:

Mar 2, 2015 12:07:11 GMT -5 wanderingheart said:

My bitch is just at life. Everything has been piling up lately, with my car getting wrecked, to being referred to an RE but having to wait 2 months to get in, to insensitive friends sending me pee stick pictures. Last night my Grandma died. My bitch is that flights are super expensive, but we can't drive our rental car the 1,000 miles to get to my Grandma. I'm trying to convince my siblings to ride with us so we can use their car.

Not only do I want to be there for my dad, but I feel like I need to show MH my hometown. My Grandma lived in a house on a farm all her life. My dad and his siblings were all born in that house, and I just feel like I need to see that house and farm one more time before it's sold or demolished. That house is a huge part of my childhood. It's me being sentimental, but it's important to me. My dad was born into poverty and fought his way out, and it breaks my heart that my kids will never know my Grandma or see where my dad came from.

Aw, so sorry about your grandma, and your car. I hope things get better soon.

ETA: and to the pee sticks...wtf.. that is not cool. I'm assuming your friends know that you are ttc.

[squeakyduck]

Mar 2, 2015 10:22:05 GMT -5 nicknack said:

I am seriously so sick of DH telling me that I am not pregnant yet because I am "doing too much" by temping and tracking. Yesterday, we hung out with our friends and their 4-month-old baby, and they both took his side. One of our friends said she got pregnant the month that they stopped trying, which is fantastic, but mind your own fucking business. It was like 3 vs 1 and I found myself trying to explain to all three of them why I needed to track my cycles. DH has been on this rant ever since they left because obviously one couple's experience completely proves your point.

I stopped "trying" for three months and I'm still not pregnant. I finally had to tell a friend that it wasn't my fault and when she told me to relax, she was placing blame on me. It worked and she quit. Now if only I could get her to quit reciting the one year statistic. It's not helpful either. It is true, but it doesn't make me feel any less shitty.

[wanderingheart]

Mar 2, 2015 13:29:22 GMT -5 jawswife said:

Mar 2, 2015 13:24:29 GMT -5 jawswife said:

Aw, so sorry about your grandma, and your car. I hope things get better soon.

ETA: and to the pee sticks...wtf.. that is not cool. I'm assuming your friends know that you are ttc.

Yeah, she knows. I bitched about it on Friday in the random thread because I was so upset. She texted me her pee stick the day after I told her about my RE appointment. Worst timing ever.

[Lollipop]

Mar 2, 2015 14:16:36 GMT -5 wanderingheart said:

Mar 2, 2015 13:29:22 GMT -5 jawswife said:

ETA: and to the pee sticks...wtf.. that is not cool. I'm assuming your friends know that you are ttc.

Yeah, she knows. I bitched about it on Friday in the random thread because I was so upset. She texted me her pee stick the day after I told her about my RE appointment. Worst timing ever.

What a dick. That's really thoughtless. And gross.

[expatmama11]

Mar 2, 2015 14:16:36 GMT -5 wanderingheart said:

Mar 2, 2015 13:29:22 GMT -5 jawswife said:

ETA: and to the pee sticks...wtf.. that is not cool. I'm assuming your friends know that you are ttc.

Yeah, she knows. I bitched about it on Friday in the random thread because I was so upset. She texted me her pee stick the day after I told her about my RE appointment. Worst timing ever.

Wow....might be time to seriously evaluate that friendship. Sorry that happened to you. 

[jawswife]

Mar 2, 2015 14:16:36 GMT -5 wanderingheart said:

Mar 2, 2015 13:29:22 GMT -5 jawswife said:

ETA: and to the pee sticks...wtf.. that is not cool. I'm assuming your friends know that you are ttc.

Yeah, she knows. I bitched about it on Friday in the random thread because I was so upset. She texted me her pee stick the day after I told her about my RE appointment. Worst timing ever.

That is extremely thoughtless. I'm so sorry. I would be pissed. I haven't read the random thread. Did you say anything to her?

[thelittleredm]

Fuck Tapatalk. That is all. *off to read the rest of the thread*

[wanderingheart]

Mar 2, 2015 14:32:34 GMT -5 jawswife said:

Mar 2, 2015 14:16:36 GMT -5 wanderingheart said:

Yeah, she knows. I bitched about it on Friday in the random thread because I was so upset. She texted me her pee stick the day after I told her about my RE appointment. Worst timing ever.

That is extremely thoughtless. I'm so sorry. I would be pissed. I haven't read the random thread. Did you say anything to her?

I sent her a text apart from the group text saying congrats, and that I was happy for her. She told me she felt bad but felt like she needed to tell me right away so I wouldnt be upset. I told her I wish she had told me differently, but there's nothing she can do to change that now. Things just feel awkward between us now.

[jawswife]

Mar 2, 2015 14:39:12 GMT -5 wanderingheart said:

Mar 2, 2015 14:32:34 GMT -5 jawswife said:

That is extremely thoughtless. I'm so sorry. I would be pissed. I haven't read the random thread. Did you say anything to her?

I sent her a text apart from the group text saying congrats, and that I was happy for her. She told me she felt bad but felt like she needed to tell me right away so I wouldnt be upset. I told her I wish she had told me differently, but there's nothing she can do to change that now. Things just feel awkward between us now.

I understand, that would be hard to come back from. My sister did something similar to me and it was a while before I got over it. Mostly because she wouldn't let it go and insisted on sending me a daily text about her morning sickness which continued well after I told her I would give my right arm to trade places with her. Sometimes the people that we are closest to hurt us the most. For me I just expected my sister to be more tactful because she knew what we were going through. I don't think it was intentional but it was extremely insensitive.

[Ray]

Mar 2, 2015 10:51:34 GMT -5 fuzzylogic said:

We have FIVE teachers out today. We don't really have subs here, we cover for each other. I'm sick(just a minor cold) and I'm still here. But I have to sub for someone in my plan. She has the flu, though, so I don't mind subbing for her. But if it was one of the dudes out with their wimpy little man colds, I would be quite unhappy. There are so many even the administrators and counselors are subbing today. It's fucking ridiculous.

Still waiting to hear on Saturday's contests and what my new crazy ass schedule is going to be. The yearbook photo for cheer got moved because our district bball play got moved because of the snow. Fuck it all.

Band played well this morning, at least? Ice pellets in the forecast for contest day. Lower 30s. Yaaaayyyy. Fuck the weather.

How exactly does this work? Like how do you cover someone else's class when you have your own class?

[PiradicalMaid]

I'm sorry for your loss, shemarie82 & wanderingheart

I'm pissed and sad, but really mostly sad, because an old friend of mine passed away and I didn't find out until the day after her memorial. It would have really meant something to me to go. She was someone I really looked up to and admired and even though we hadn't really kept in touch, I'm still feeling the loss.

Also, I had a somewhat physically demanding day over the weekend and now my arms are KILLING me. Was I just in terrible shape? I didn't think the work was so bad, but I guess it was more than I could handle because now it hurts to lift anything and I feel like a wuss.

Oh, and I had the *worst* stomach ache last night and it's looking like I can't eat my favorite caesar salad any more I don't know yet if it's just this caesar salad (maybe whatever makes it so delicious??) or if it's ANY caesar salad. I would be very sad to have to give up caesar salad, but it is noooooot worth the stomach cramps. Yuck.

[Ray]

Mar 2, 2015 14:10:55 GMT -5 squeakyduck said:

Mar 2, 2015 10:22:05 GMT -5 nicknack said:

I am seriously so sick of DH telling me that I am not pregnant yet because I am "doing too much" by temping and tracking. Yesterday, we hung out with our friends and their 4-month-old baby, and they both took his side. One of our friends said she got pregnant the month that they stopped trying, which is fantastic, but mind your own fucking business. It was like 3 vs 1 and I found myself trying to explain to all three of them why I needed to track my cycles. DH has been on this rant ever since they left because obviously one couple's experience completely proves your point.

I stopped "trying" for three months and I'm still not pregnant. I finally had to tell a friend that it wasn't my fault and when she told me to relax, she was placing blame on me. It worked and she quit. Now if only I could get her to quit reciting the one year statistic. It's not helpful either. It is true, but it doesn't make me feel any less shitty.

That's a really good way of explaining why that is a shitty comment - ill have to remember it. TTC came te other day while bridesmaid dress shopping when the other girls were wondering why I was only looking at dresses with high waists (hopefully ill need that extra room). One of the other maids promptly told me a) as soon as you stop trying it will happen and b) I'm being selfish for trying to get pregnant before the wedding.

Really? REALLY?

Sorry to everyone having hard times/a shitty day today.

[ghostmonkey]

Mar 2, 2015 15:50:18 GMT -5 Ray said:

Mar 2, 2015 14:10:55 GMT -5 squeakyduck said:

I stopped "trying" for three months and I'm still not pregnant. I finally had to tell a friend that it wasn't my fault and when she told me to relax, she was placing blame on me. It worked and she quit. Now if only I could get her to quit reciting the one year statistic. It's not helpful either. It is true, but it doesn't make me feel any less shitty.

That's a really good way of explaining why that is a shitty comment - ill have to remember it. TTC came te other day while bridesmaid dress shopping when the other girls were wondering why I was only looking at dresses with high waists (hopefully ill need that extra room). One of the other maids promptly told me a) as soon as you stop trying it will happen and b) I'm being selfish for trying to get pregnant before the wedding.

Really? REALLY?

Sorry to everyone having hard times/a shitty day today.

It's perfectly legal to cunt punt someone in that circumstance. Just an FYI.

[Sammich_Cat]

PiradicalMaid

I really like your avatar picture? Is it some type of rock?



My bitch: Dear Proboards, why is the person I want to tag never listed in the "quick tags" section? Especially the ones with the hard names? I think you're doing this on purpose. STAHP. Sincerely, Sammich.

[pismoduo]

Mar 2, 2015 16:24:47 GMT -5 pippacricket said:

My coworkers asked me if I was eating for two today. When I said no, they said they didn't believe me because I've been drinking lots of ginger ale lately. I didn't realize only pregnant women can drink ginger ale.

If this is true then my husband is 8 years pregnant. And also a woman.