I dont get the overkill with penises. It's not like they are a big secret for most people these days.
DH's cousin was a virgin until she got married, despite living with her H for a couple of years before the wedding. All we had at her's was a crotch cake. It was awkward with my MIL there.
I've never been to a bachelorette party, this sounds freakin' awesome.
Would you like to come to mine 4 years ago? Highlight: when we got back to the hotel room and finished our drunk food, everyone was laying down and we all were talking. Someone knocked on the door and I got up to answer it because I thought maybe it was hotel staff telling us to keep it down.
It wasn't.
It was some guy wearing only a fucking trench coat, which he opened to show me his disgusting, flaccid pecker. I laughed at him, and as I slowly closed the door, I chuckled and drunkenly said, "Oh, no. No, we're not doing this. Goodnight." As no one fessed to setting this up, I still maintain that it is the weirdest thing I have ever encountered.
Oh.my.god. If one of my friends had set that up I'd probably kill them.
But it's also just as likely that he was some weirdo who realized you were a bachelorette party. Walking between bars at mine we had a bunch of drunk frat guys keep trying to hug us. And at the other one I went to we got flashed (top only, thank god) by some weird older guys in a car while we were driving down the freeway.
There's something about bachelorette parties that make guys think they can do weird things.
On the plus side, I also had lots of people buy me drinks. So there's that.
Exactly. Considering the bride had been with her fiance since high school and had been living with him for 6 months or more prior to the wedding, I'm pretty sure she knows what a penis looks like.
But seriously - penis shaped cake, penis shaped cookies, penis shaped decorations (with weird little faces and costumes on them...) penis shaped candies, condoms and lube in the goody bags (decorated with penises and penis shaped glitter). They even painted penises on the party van they rented and got penis shaped wands for the bride and bridesmaids.
I appreciated the lube in the goody bags, but everything else was overkill. I was so over it, and then they brought out that damned ice luge and I was like... I'm outta here.
Oh god, I just remembered the balloons had karma sutra poses on them...
The image of the penis luge is both funny and gross. Who comes up with these things?
It was pretty hilarious to watch her take a shot out of it. But the weird part is that it was clearly modeled after a flaccid penis. Like... why?
DH's cousin was a virgin until she got married, despite living with her H for a couple of years before the wedding. All we had at her's was a crotch cake. It was awkward with my MIL there.
Is a crotch cake different from a penis cake?
It was the whole thighs/pelvis area, with underwear, and a penis sticking out. I assume a penis cake is a cake shaped like a giant penis
I just got some yarn and knitting needles. I'm going to learn how to knit. I hope. We'll see how it goes.
I learned by watching YouTube videos. Check out iKnits channel, she goes over everything very slowly but for a beginner it would be perfect. Good luck, it's my favorite hobby!
I'm in a similar position- I'm leaving a job I love for something less stressful and more stable. I'm excited about the possibilities and the health benefits from the move but man am I having bittersweet moments and feeling guilty about leaving. But if I don't take care of myself, who will?
That is exactly what I keep telling myself.
It's just that they knew when I was looking/interviewing before and I didn't tell most people this time. I think that's contributing to my guilt. But they've had more than ample opportunity to get me more money and they've always debated/waffled/promised but not delivered. It is not their obligation to think of my well-being. It's mine. And this is a great professional opportunity to get experience I simply cannot ever get where I am (as this was when I came here). It's honestly about as ideal as I could hope.
I like this, and will try to remember it the next time I am in a similar situation.
I dont get the overkill with penises. It's not like they are a big secret for most people these days.
Exactly. Considering the bride had been with her fiance since high school and had been living with him for 6 months or more prior to the wedding, I'm pretty sure she knows what a penis looks like.
But seriously - penis shaped cake, penis shaped cookies, penis shaped decorations (with weird little faces and costumes on them...) penis shaped candies, condoms and lube in the goody bags (decorated with penises and penis shaped glitter). They even painted penises on the party van they rented and got penis shaped wands for the bride and bridesmaids.
I appreciated the lube in the goody bags, but everything else was overkill. I was so over it, and then they brought out that damned ice luge and I was like... I'm outta here.
Oh god, I just remembered the balloons had karma sutra poses on them...
I don't know if I have ever seen that word used that many times in a single thought/post before. It started to look like it was misspelled.
Exactly. Considering the bride had been with her fiance since high school and had been living with him for 6 months or more prior to the wedding, I'm pretty sure she knows what a penis looks like.
But seriously - penis shaped cake, penis shaped cookies, penis shaped decorations (with weird little faces and costumes on them...) penis shaped candies, condoms and lube in the goody bags (decorated with penises and penis shaped glitter). They even painted penises on the party van they rented and got penis shaped wands for the bride and bridesmaids.
I appreciated the lube in the goody bags, but everything else was overkill. I was so over it, and then they brought out that damned ice luge and I was like... I'm outta here.
Oh god, I just remembered the balloons had karma sutra poses on them...
I don't know if I have ever seen that word used that many times in a single thought/post before. It started to look like it was misspelled.
I just got some yarn and knitting needles. I'm going to learn how to knit. I hope. We'll see how it goes.
I learned by watching YouTube videos. Check out iKnits channel, she goes over everything very slowly but for a beginner it would be perfect. Good luck, it's my favorite hobby!
I just found out that's my size too! Holla! Boob twins!
What size were/are you wearing? I thought I was a 34C-ish. I'm not surprised I was wrong since I haven't put much effort into bras in approximately 2 years. I still wear nursing bras sans underwire that come in small-medium-large most of the time, lol.
I'd been wearing 34C. I just started buying bras on Amazon that are nice brands but cheap in the right size. It looks good! Much more supportive since my ribcage is smaller than I thought, I guess.
What size were/are you wearing? I thought I was a 34C-ish. I'm not surprised I was wrong since I haven't put much effort into bras in approximately 2 years. I still wear nursing bras sans underwire that come in small-medium-large most of the time, lol.
I'd been wearing 34C. I just started buying bras on Amazon that are nice brands but cheap in the right size. It looks good! Much more supportive since my ribcage is smaller than I thought, I guess.
any recommendations?! I'm super sick of nursing bras and addicted to amazon!
I have this friend (she of the penis bachelorette, actually) who I absolutely love but probably should not be Facebook friends with. She posts 80 million selfies, and posts at least 3 times a day about either her workout routine, her diet, or whatever project she's working on in her new house that they bought 5 days ago. She's one of those people who posts probably 10 times a day (no exaggeration).
So much of what she posts is just annoying, semi-sanctimonious stuff. Example from today - she writes a paragraph about how people used to have to hunt their food, skin it and "painstakingly cook it over a fire". She ends this post with "And here I am, angry that it took an extra minute to heat up my chicken for lunch. *Sigh*"
I'd been wearing 34C. I just started buying bras on Amazon that are nice brands but cheap in the right size. It looks good! Much more supportive since my ribcage is smaller than I thought, I guess.
any recommendations?! I'm super sick of nursing bras and addicted to amazon!
YAS. Wacoal, Le Mystere, Natori, and B'Temptd are good ones. They're also easy to find cheap at places like Nordstrom Rack.
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