I downloaded abcmouse.com which makes it educational and ok for her to be on there all the time right?!
My kid does abcmouse but a good majority of her tablet time is spent watching YouTube videos of some woman talking about toys. Fun fact: that woman use to do adult entertainment.
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The underwire in my bra broke through and was trying desperately to stab me in the heart. I just shamelessly reached down my shirt and pulled out my underwire while sitting at my desk.
I downloaded abcmouse.com which makes it educational and ok for her to be on there all the time right?!
My kid does abcmouse but a good majority of her tablet time is spent watching YouTube videos of some woman talking about toys. Fun fact: that woman use to do adult entertainment.
Mother of the year, party of one.
I really hope she doesn't cross the two professions. "And our next toy is a vibrating rocket ship."
The underwire in my bra broke through and was trying desperately to stab me in the heart. I just shamelessly reached down my shirt and pulled out my underwire while sitting at my desk.
My boobs are a little lopsided now.
At this point I try to push the other one out or cut it out of that doesn't work. It's so much more comfortable anyway.
Sometimes I like going to the McDonald's drive thru in the mornings because the one I go to are really nice and they tell me to have a good day. Sometimes that's all I need to hear to make it a good day.
As they mess up your order so bad that you'd think it was meant for someone else. (At least where I live)
This would be Taco Bell where I went to college. I went every Sunday for cheap tacos and never knew how many I got until I made it home. Usually there were 1-2 extra in the bag.
This just happened. I just brushed DD's hair with the vacuum brush. It's the only thing that's soft enough but stiff enough. In my defense it has never actually been used for its intended purpose. I think I'll keep using it on her.
FFFC: clearly I'm in the wrong after yesterday's UO but I have a water glass on my night stand that I rarely take down to the dishwasher. Also, I don't wash my water bottle every night.
I'm with you on that, except the water glass is on the sink instead of the nightstand.
I use the same cup every morning to take my meds. Don't know the last time it was washed.
As they mess up your order so bad that you'd think it was meant for someone else. (At least where I live)
This would be Taco Bell where I went to college. I went every Sunday for cheap tacos and never knew how many I got until I made it home. Usually there were 1-2 extra in the bag.
That's better than my McDonald's. I'm always missing stuff. Every damn time.
This just happened. I just brushed DD's hair with the vacuum brush. It's the only thing that's soft enough but stiff enough. In my defense it has never actually been used for its intended purpose. I think I'll keep using it on her.
Have you seen that video going around of the dad getting his daughter's hair into a perfect pony tail by using the vacuum cleaner?
FFFC: I have to go on Twitter to catch up on my bff's life because she never talks to me and when she does it's very general. Yet she tweets about how she hates her job, how her H told her he doesn't want kids, etc. It hurts me because no matter how much I tell her she never tells me anything.
Tl;dr: I think my friend doesn't like me anymore.
I had the realization yesterday that a friend has officially become an acquaintance when we texted about a specific subject, but neither of us had anything further to say to each other. It makes me sad.
I only talk to my best friend like five times a year. We've been best friends since middle school. We're still best friends even though we don't talk all the time.
FFFC: I have to go on Twitter to catch up on my bff's life because she never talks to me and when she does it's very general. Yet she tweets about how she hates her job, how her H told her he doesn't want kids, etc. It hurts me because no matter how much I tell her she never tells me anything.
Tl;dr: I think my friend doesn't like me anymore.
I had the realization yesterday that a friend has officially become an acquaintance when we texted about a specific subject, but neither of us had anything further to say to each other. It makes me sad.
It's like this for me with my MOH. It's hard, but at least we still keep in contact. There was never a fall out, just two different lives I guess.
This just happened. I just brushed DD's hair with the vacuum brush. It's the only thing that's soft enough but stiff enough. In my defense it has never actually been used for its intended purpose. I think I'll keep using it on her.
Have you seen that video going around of the dad getting his daughter's hair into a perfect pony tail by using the vacuum cleaner?
Yes! Someone showed my husband. The first thing I said (this was before I even got pregnant) "if we ever have a girl you are NOT doing that!
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I only talk to my best friend like five times a year. We've been best friends since middle school. We're still best friends even though we don't talk all the time.
This is true of basically all of my close friends, all of which live in different parts of the country now. I still consider them all incredibly important people and feel very close to them, but we're all busy, and just don't talk as much except occasional texts, emails, and the occasional (maybe once a year, if that) visits when we are in the same area. When I do see them, we just pick up where we left off.
Post by squeakyduck on Mar 6, 2015 14:48:11 GMT -5
FFFC 1: I wish we were busier today so that my coworker wouldn't have time to talk. I have headphones in, but seriously, STFU.
FFFC 2: I was refilling the paper towels in the bathroom and dropped half of them on the floor. I tossed the ones on the bottom layer of the pile and restacked the rest in the basket.
I own (and sleep nightly with) multiple stuffed animals. They have names and back stories. I talk to them sometimes.
I feel weird if I don't have my bear with me. She needs me to cuddle her. Her name is Golden, and she has a son named Radar because my mom made me watch MASH all the freaking time.
Number One: Born 06.16.2009 BFP: 01.17.2014 / MC 02.05.2014 BFP: 03.08.2014 / MMC: 05.07.2014 Dx: Partial Molar/GTD. Benched until 01.2015 Number Two: Born 07.22.2016
I print personal stuff from my work printer at least once a week
I used my school computers to print my wedding programs out. They say it's only for school related stuff but I pay them a shit ton of money for "supplies". I also print off coloring pages for my kids on a regular basis.
My friends all msg/text/call me venting about their lives and how horrible things are for them... but I'm starting to get pretty annoyed that no one has asked how I am. I'll be moved 3 hours away and I'm sure they won't have a clue till the summer.
This is why practically all my friends are guys. All the fun but none of the drama.
I hate this sentence. It's not true. And I side eye those who say it, because female friends are only drama if you are drama.
Number One: Born 06.16.2009 BFP: 01.17.2014 / MC 02.05.2014 BFP: 03.08.2014 / MMC: 05.07.2014 Dx: Partial Molar/GTD. Benched until 01.2015 Number Two: Born 07.22.2016
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