So....here's what happens when you're gluten free AND Catholic on a Friday during Lent. 2 glasses of Cabernet = drunk. We went to a decor show at our wedding reception venue and there were free apps. Do you know what's gluten free and meatless? Grapes. That's it. I did not expect my one meal today to be grapes and fermented grapes. Crap!
So....here's what happens when you're gluten free AND Catholic on a Friday during Lent. 2 glasses of Cabernet = drunk. We went to a decor show at our wedding reception venue and there were free apps. Do you know what's gluten free and meatless? Grapes. That's it. I did not expect my one meal today to be grapes and fermented grapes. Crap!
Does cheese count as grapes? Was there no cheese?
Eta: I meant meat. I'm drunk on two golden monkeys... And also normally gluten free so should not be drinking beer, but I'm 'speimenting
So....here's what happens when you're gluten free AND Catholic on a Friday during Lent. 2 glasses of Cabernet = drunk. We went to a decor show at our wedding reception venue and there were free apps. Do you know what's gluten free and meatless? Grapes. That's it. I did not expect my one meal today to be grapes and fermented grapes. Crap!
Does cheese count as grapes? Was there no cheese?
No! No cheese! Who has free wine all night with no cheese?!
So....here's what happens when you're gluten free AND Catholic on a Friday during Lent. 2 glasses of Cabernet = drunk. We went to a decor show at our wedding reception venue and there were free apps. Do you know what's gluten free and meatless? Grapes. That's it. I did not expect my one meal today to be grapes and fermented grapes. Crap!
Does cheese count as grapes? Was there no cheese?
Eta: I meant meat. I'm drunk on two golden monkeys... And also normally gluten free so should not be drinking beer, but I'm 'speimenting
Ouch. I haven't had "real" beer in 3 years. Heineken is GF though so that has been my go to for years. I miss craft beer though. I used to live in Colorado...it was a Mecca for delicious craft beer. Life is so unfair sometimes!
Eta: I meant meat. I'm drunk on two golden monkeys... And also normally gluten free so should not be drinking beer, but I'm 'speimenting
Ouch. I haven't had "real" beer in 3 years. Heineken is GF though so that has been my go to for years. I miss craft beer though. I used to live in Colorado...it was a Mecca for delicious craft beer. Life is so unfair sometimes!
I did not know that about Heineken. Are you sure? I'm trying to figure out if my problem is wheat or gluten by drinking non-wheat beers... Very scientific. This is what happens when you give up gluten without getting tested for celiac because it makes your migraines disappear...
Eta: I meant meat. I'm drunk on two golden monkeys... And also normally gluten free so should not be drinking beer, but I'm 'speimenting
Ouch. I haven't had "real" beer in 3 years. Heineken is GF though so that has been my go to for years. I miss craft beer though. I used to live in Colorado...it was a Mecca for delicious craft beer. Life is so unfair sometimes!
Heineken is not GF. It is wheat free, but it's made with barley. Barley contains gluten.
Ouch. I haven't had "real" beer in 3 years. Heineken is GF though so that has been my go to for years. I miss craft beer though. I used to live in Colorado...it was a Mecca for delicious craft beer. Life is so unfair sometimes!
Heineken is not GF. It is wheat free, but it's made with barley. Barley contains gluten.
I think I read something that says it technically qualifies as GF under the WHO guidelines because it's less than 20 ppm, but yes, it does contain barley, which contains gluten. I do not have Celiac, but my friend does, and the level of things she can tolerate is much different than mine. She wouldn't touch a Heineken with a 10 foot pole.
I have no research to back up my claim, so I probably shouldn't broadcast it online for others, I would hate if I made someone sick.
MH is a weirdo. He just told me that a fart is an orgasm's dumber neighbor. He then proceeded to let out a very long fart and said see what I mean, that was such a relief.
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