I actually didn't find the 1st PP sexy time to be too bad except for the beginning and the stupid pain where my stitches are...
It is nice to be able to orgasm and have a sex drive again, though. Pregnancy took both of those away from me
You and me both!
My TMI, going along with the sexy time talk: FI seems to be afraid of my nether region these days and has been avoiding almost all types of foreplay and just wants to go straight for The Deed. I finally asked him why...bad idea. He admitted that even though he wasn't supposed to be watching the hooha during pushing that he did look a few times and he says it got very swollen and ginormous so now he's weirded out by my lady parts.
Oh, and if you haven't seen it in the Tuesday Randoms, working out is making me gassy for some reason. And I had all sorts of amusement yesterday watching the new guys in my department blaming each other for my gas. sorrynotsorry
Post by 3littleones on Mar 10, 2015 8:53:36 GMT -5
I'm pumping while DS2 was in the bath so now I'm attached to a pump and he ran out and is sitting behind me in the chair. And I can feel everything... And I'm gassy. Oh so gassy. Poor Beau!
I actually didn't find the 1st PP sexy time to be too bad except for the beginning and the stupid pain where my stitches are...
It is nice to be able to orgasm and have a sex drive again, though. Pregnancy took both of those away from me
You and me both!
My TMI, going along with the sexy time talk: FI seems to be afraid of my nether region these days and has been avoiding almost all types of foreplay and just wants to go straight for The Deed. I finally asked him why...bad idea. He admitted that even though he wasn't supposed to be watching the hooha during pushing that he did look a few times and he says it got very swollen and ginormous so now he's weirded out by my lady parts.
Oh, and if you haven't seen it in the Tuesday Randoms, working out is making me gassy for some reason. And I had all sorts of amusement yesterday watching the new guys in my department blaming each other for my gas. sorrynotsorry
Lol my dh watched it all. Me shitting, tearing, and swelling and all. I kinda wish it fazed him, my sex drive isn't quite back yet.
@happywigglecmb it wasn't bad for me either but I can tell that I'm not as tight.
pleirey my H watched the entire thing (he had to hold my leg because we didn't let anyone else in the room). It had the opposite effect on him. He was still a little freaked out but more amazed by what it did to get her out and then it's ability to go back to "normal." I put quotes because it still doesn't feel normal to me.
My tmi is that I forgot how horrible my periods are! The cramping is ridiculous and I have more cravings and mood swings now then during my entire pregnancy! I can't wait until I get my iud! I'm hoping it stops them completely again because I will cry like a baby if I have to deal with this shit again.
Post by grumpycat88 on Mar 10, 2015 10:00:37 GMT -5
If the dictator is awake when I need to poop, I put him in the rock n play and drag it into the bathroom with me. DH hasn't even seen me shit but our child has!
If the dictator is awake when I need to poop, I put him in the rock n play and drag it into the bathroom with me. DH hasn't even seen me shit but our child has!
Haha I do the same thing. Sometimes I go with him in the boba wrap. Wiping is difficult then, but not impossible.
If the dictator is awake when I need to poop, I put him in the rock n play and drag it into the bathroom with me. DH hasn't even seen me shit but our child has!
Haha I do the same thing. Sometimes I go with him in the boba wrap. Wiping is difficult then, but not impossible.
I've considered doing that but had serious pregnancy flashbacks ha ha.
kml218, my FI is actually kinda glad it's not at tight... his comment was "it doesn't feel like you are breaking my dick off anymore when you O... I'm okay with that!"
The only part he saw during labor was my OB pulling on the remainder of the umbilical cord. He was where it was coming from and was like "nope, nope, nope!" He said the OB just started pulling like he was pulling on a rope and it kept coming out; he did hand motions and everything when describing it. I giggled
@happywigglecmb lol omg reading what your FI said made me literally laugh out loud! I haven't gotten any complaints from H. I think that's mostly because he's happy to be getting laid again (I am too lol). I told him I was doing kegels to try and tighten things up and his response was "why? Your vagina is amazing. In fact I'd love to explore your vagina in greater detail right now but you won't let me because you're floating down the red river of death." Lol
I had some light spotting during sex on Sunday, and my doctor today said it is due to healing and "vaginal atrophy" due to BF. So now I feel like an old lady with an old dried up vagina with dust coming out of it.
Well regarding dtd, I feel something "catching" everything we try. It's not painful just a little uncomfortable. My husband can feel it too but doesn't seem as bother by it. I'm going to see my OB today and he wants me to ask her about it. I really don't think I'm comfortable asking but I really want it to go away
Oh kml218! "Floating down the red river of death"?! That has to be the best terminology for a period and/or bleeding from the vagina I have ever heard! Donuts to your H!
Speaking of periods, I have the period poops, cramps, icky feeling, headaches, basically anything you can associate with your period except the freaking blood. Yo, just show up already, will ya? The OB was actually kinda surprised it hasn't come back by now... I'd rather just deal with this crap for a week than for who knows how long!
I got out the shower and decided to give tampons another try and guess who's rockin a thong to their in-laws! <---- this girl! Lol Yay for not feeling like there's a piece of steel wool in my junk! pleirey H feels privileged that he gets to join in on the donut fun lol
If lo cooperates and dh and I are awake we might attempt to dtd again. The first time we stopped because it hurt too much. Hoping it goes better tonight.
Post by nachomomma on Mar 10, 2015 17:05:47 GMT -5
Pretty sure I just got peed on. Also, Ds2 had a really bad diaper rash, and I knew wipes would hurt us bottom, so I threw him in the tub and use my hand to clean his butt. His poopy butt. That might be a new low.
If the dictator is awake when I need to poop, I put him in the rock n play and drag it into the bathroom with me. DH hasn't even seen me shit but our child has!
Haha I do the same thing. Sometimes I go with him in the boba wrap. Wiping is difficult then, but not impossible.
I pull him in there with the RNP or his bouncer. I feel so bad for him because it can't smell to good.
my 6 week PP app got canceled because of the snow last week. And they couldn't fit me in until Tuesday. And I've been using over the counter medicine and this stupid yeast infection just won't go away or ease up at all it's the worst.
Pretty sure I just got peed on. Also, Ds2 had a really bad diaper rash, and I knew wipes would hurt us bottom, so I threw him in the tub and use my hand to clean his butt. His poopy butt. That might be a new low.
My DS did the projectile pooping on Monday during diaper change. I thought I had finished cleaning and in the process of applying cream to his bottom, it flied like a puke all over the place. So I feel you
From the time we went to bed last night to the time we got up this morning I was peed on twice by lo while changing his diaper and then I woke up in a puddle of DD's pee because she forgot to go before bed last night. Such a glamorous life!
I pull him in there with the RNP or his bouncer. I feel so bad for him because it can't smell to good.
Ha ha the dictator's poops smell worse than mine. He can smell my poop for a little bit lol. #momoftheyear
So I actually don't mind early newborn poop smells. It's not too strong or offensive. My funniest FTM moment though was the first day I noticed DS1's poop really stunk. I got worried and almost called the pediatrician. Then I thought about it and realized I'd be calling to say my baby's shit stinks. I can only imagine the reaction of the nurse who took that call. No call was made.
Ha ha the dictator's poops smell worse than mine. He can smell my poop for a little bit lol. #momoftheyear
So I actually don't mind early newborn poop smells. It's not too strong or offensive. My funniest FTM moment though was the first day I noticed DS1's poop really stunk. I got worried and almost called the pediatrician. Then I thought about it and realized I'd be calling to say my baby's shit stinks. I can only imagine the reaction of the nurse who took that call. No call was made.
The dictator's poop started smelling like bad lunch meat a few weeks ago. it's so gross. my mom claims it's the formula but he mostly gets breast milk and is still stinky.
So I actually don't mind early newborn poop smells. It's not too strong or offensive. My funniest FTM moment though was the first day I noticed DS1's poop really stunk. I got worried and almost called the pediatrician. Then I thought about it and realized I'd be calling to say my baby's shit stinks. I can only imagine the reaction of the nurse who took that call. No call was made.
The dictator's poop started smelling like bad lunch meat a few weeks ago. it's so gross. my mom claims it's the formula but he mostly gets breast milk and is still stinky.
Do me a favor and call the pediatrician about it. Let us know what they say...
The dictator's poop started smelling like bad lunch meat a few weeks ago. it's so gross. my mom claims it's the formula but he mostly gets breast milk and is still stinky.
Do me a favor and call the pediatrician about it. Let us know what they say...
I'm actually just going to start a thread on here and the dump about baby poop smells lol. Ugh that would be awful.
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