Post by mrsmonogrammed on Mar 10, 2015 8:01:00 GMT -5
We're all at that "glamorous" part of pregnancy when our bodies are not our own anymore....let's hear about it!
I got out of the shower this morning and caught sight of myself in the mirror....all I could think of is the sex and the city episode where Samantha says "I want my nipples back!". Obviously hers wasn't pregnancy related, but I said it in my head just like she did on that episode!!
Mine's from last week. On top of being pregnant, I had food poisoning or something and lets just say in the recovery period passing gas was a very, uh, thunderously loud event. Well one time in particular we were all standing in the kitchen and it happened. My DS (who keep in mind is just 20 months old) was standing in front of me, slowly turned around, and without a smile or response just grabbed my hand and led me to the bathroom. (We change his diaper in there). While we were walking I heard H say 'thanks, son, for checking mom's pants' I giggled about that one for a long time after.
Post by holliberry28 on Mar 10, 2015 8:45:57 GMT -5
I know they say your nipples are supposed to get better, but all that's getting bigger are my areolas and those damn montgomery tubercles, my nipples seem to have shrunk lol. anyone?
I was stomach bug puking Friday night and all of a sudden my pants started filling with diarrhea. I almost cried. I called my husband for a paper towel for my face (terrified to move and start leaking) and he asked if he should turn the light on and a voice not my own bellowed NOOOOOO! And my poo-panties temporarily stained the tub which I discovered the next morning. Being a human can be so gross.
Post by mrsmonogrammed on Mar 10, 2015 9:15:06 GMT -5
@bendherova I have those wipes on my "To Buy for PP" list!! Maybe I'll sneak a box in now and see if they can help the sad situation that my bathroom habits have become:(
I love me some cottonelle booty wipes. So much better than just dry tp. Feels weird initially but now I'm a poop diva who needs her wipes. I carry a travel case of them to work (at my sisters house.)
Post by wegrowsheep on Mar 10, 2015 11:15:02 GMT -5
Pregnant sex. It isn't a freak show yet, but getting there. And last night was great, until my sciatic nerve decided it needed to have its own orgasm. Holy mother of God....
I finally got a prescription for an oral medicine (diflucan)to combat my recurring yeast infections because over the counter isn't cutting it... YES! Also, I was advised to start taking probiotics.
The heartburn :: weeps :: I'm back to vomiting on the daily because of the heartburn.
Of course, with the vomit, comes the unique joy of peeing my pants with each hurl. :: weeps some more ::
Gah! I can relate to this...I throw up EVERY morning still and it took me a few times of getting dressed, puking and peeing, and then changing to realize that getting dressed should be the *last* thing i do in the morning. *sigh*
Pregnant sex. It isn't a freak show yet, but getting there. And last night was great, until my sciatic nerve decided it needed to have its own orgasm. Holy mother of God....
I have developed this bad habit of drooling like a mad women when I orgasm. Sorry for the drool all over your pillow, honey...
The heartburn :: weeps :: I'm back to vomiting on the daily because of the heartburn.
Of course, with the vomit, comes the unique joy of peeing my pants with each hurl. :: weeps some more ::
Gah! I can relate to this...I throw up EVERY morning still and it took me a few times of getting dressed, puking and peeing, and then changing to realize that getting dressed should be the *last* thing i do in the morning. *sigh*
Oh geez. I guess I'll take that mine is in the middle of the night as a silver lining? I only have to change my underwear and PJ bottoms, instead of finding a whole new outfit, lol.
I swear last week I was pushing another person out when I was trying to poop. I've never seen such a massive thing ever come out come out of me. No wonder my stomach had been hurting!
Is it just me or is everyone else sweating like a man, especially "down there" and even when you're not hot??? It's so gross and I change my underwear like 3 times a day, so have to do way more laundry! Grr...
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