I'm a twatwaffle. I had a nap yesterday. And then I couldn't sleep last night. Then I got to sleep, and slept through my alarm to take my temp. 2 days in a row with no temps is going to screw with my chart, isn't it?
I was wondering when this would pop up! My twatwaffle is the bridal party I am in! I'm trying to plan a 2 day bachelorette party, and suggested we do stripper pole aerobics. Apparently, stripper pole classes are "not becoming of a mother". I'm a mother, as well as 2 other women in the bridal party.
I was wondering when this would pop up! My twatwaffle is the bridal party I am in! I'm trying to plan a 2 day bachelorette party, and suggested we do stripper pole aerobics. Apparently, stripper pole classes are "not becoming of a mother". I'm a mother, as well as 2 other women in the bridal party.
I was wondering when this would pop up! My twatwaffle is the bridal party I am in! I'm trying to plan a 2 day bachelorette party, and suggested we do stripper pole aerobics. Apparently, stripper pole classes are "not becoming of a mother". I'm a mother, as well as 2 other women in the bridal party.
So fuck you twatwaffle bridesmaid!!!
Can you rename it "aerobics on a vertical bar"?
I should! I guess a passion party is inappropriate as well.
I should! I guess a passion party is inappropriate as well.
It's a bachelorette party. What do they expect you to do? Sit around and drink tea and eat cucumber sandwiches.
Also from someone who used to be an adult home party consultant, if you are going to throw one, please make sure your attendants know that this is how the woman makes money and it's not free entertainment.
My twatwaffle is the guy in the office by my cube who keeps hacking AND clipping his nails. Dude. You don't even work here anymore. Move over to the corporate offices!
I should! I guess a passion party is inappropriate as well.
It's a bachelorette party. What do they expect you to do? Sit around and drink tea and eat cucumber sandwiches.
Also from someone who used to be an adult home party consultant, if you are going to throw one, please make sure your attendants know that this is how the woman makes money and it's not free entertainment.
Hell, I would probably buy 90% of the stuff she would show us! I'm not doing it though because the women think it's inappropriate. It's going to be a lame bachelorette or one with only me and the bride.
It's a bachelorette party. What do they expect you to do? Sit around and drink tea and eat cucumber sandwiches.
Also from someone who used to be an adult home party consultant, if you are going to throw one, please make sure your attendants know that this is how the woman makes money and it's not free entertainment.
Hell, I would probably buy 90% of the stuff she would show us! I'm not doing it though because the women think it's inappropriate. It's going to be a lame bachelorette or one with only me and the bride.
What does the bride want?
Whatever it is, do that. It's the bride's day. Do what she wants.
Post by thelittleredm on Mar 10, 2015 11:21:59 GMT -5
I'm a twatwaffle. Not really. But today in general is turning out terrible and it isn't even close to noon. Fuck. I lost my wallet. I spent a good 20 minutes looking for it and turns out, I had taken it out when I emptied my purse of diapers this morning and I didn't even realize it. I can't get myself together. Got to the sitter and realized I forgot the diaper bag so I had to go back to the house for it which made me super late to work. Thank God I work alone.
Hell, I would probably buy 90% of the stuff she would show us! I'm not doing it though because the women think it's inappropriate. It's going to be a lame bachelorette or one with only me and the bride.
What does the bride want?
Whatever it is, do that. It's the bride's day. Do what she wants.
She wants crazy, but the bridesmaid that is the issue is her sister in law. If she doesn't like how things go, she will run to the brides mom and it will cause a MASSIVE family brawl. Long story, big mess.
Post by summerdonna on Mar 10, 2015 11:24:59 GMT -5
My twatwaffle is my FIL. We were out to lunch this weekend and he asks if I'm pregnant because I finished my meal. Just... no. And thanks for making me feel like a fat ass.
Whatever it is, do that. It's the bride's day. Do what she wants.
She wants crazy, but the bridesmaid that is the issue is her sister in law. If she doesn't like how things go, she will run to the brides mom and it will cause a MASSIVE family brawl. Long story, big mess.
ummm.. I don't even know where to start with this but you have a lot more patience then I do. There are so many things wrong with this whole thing. Personally I would do what the bride wants. As she only gets one bachelorette party. Good luck to you with this mess.
My twatwaffle is my FIL. We were out to lunch this weekend and he asks if I'm pregnant because I finished my meal. Just... no. And thanks for making me feel like a fat ass.
I guess I am a fat ass because I finish all 80% of my meals.
I think I am just feeling super sensitive today.
I finish most of my meals! Sorry I wasn't trying to be offensive.
Post by nerdykitten on Mar 10, 2015 11:42:51 GMT -5
Me, I am the twatwaffle. I have been a snippy, anti-social demoness since last Thursday which my husband has been kind and understanding about, because he has patience for days. I picked up a card to slide into his bag before he left for work this evening to let him know I appreciate his putting up with my crazy the last several days and I forgot to bring it to work so I could write in it without him knowing, so I guess I will have to do that tomorrow instead.
Me: 30 DH: 29; Married: September, 2010 TTC #1: April 2013 Benched: May 2013 Cancer(DH) Off the Bench: September 2014 July 2015 ER low sperm count and motility(radiation side effect). FET September 1,2015. BFP 9/9/15.- 3 on the way.
My twatwaffle is my FIL. We were out to lunch this weekend and he asks if I'm pregnant because I finished my meal. Just... no. And thanks for making me feel like a fat ass.
I guess I am a fat ass because I finish all 80% of my meals.
rooskie, WTAF?!?! I don't think I would be able to hold my tongue with that guy. paloslee, just reading about traffic jams makes my stomach lurch. I am a very ugly person in bad traffic. thelittleredm, ugh so sorry about your wallet! That really sucks
My TW are the ridiculous unpaved country roads with little rocks flying everywhere. One flew into the windshield of my new one week old car and now I have a tiny crack in the passenger side. I can see it out of the corner of my eye and it bug the hell out me!! We can get some resin (I don't know much about cars) to patch it up so it doesn't spread.
rooskie, WTAF?!?! I don't think I would be able to hold my tongue with that guy. paloslee, just reading about traffic jams makes my stomach lurch. I am a very ugly person in bad traffic. thelittleredm, ugh so sorry about your wallet! That really sucks
My TW are the ridiculous unpaved country roads with little rocks flying everywhere. One flew into the windshield of my new one week old car and now I have a tiny crack in the passenger side. I can see it out of the corner of my eye and it bug the hell out me!! We can get some resin (I don't know much about cars) to patch it up so it doesn't spread.
Sorry about your window!
This guy has worked here over 30 years. They hired someone to replace him and he didn't get the hint so now he has some bogus title for corporate. I think he spends more time on the phone and talking to people than working. It's way worse when my boss is out of office. He will just come stand by my cube and ask random questions that aren't relevant.
The restaurant I went to for lunch is a twatwaffle. I am trying to diet, so I ordered soup and half a sandwich. They brought my plate out, but the soup had spilled all over half the sandwich, and it's a very thick tomato soup, so it was kinda icky. I asked the guy to please have the sandwich remade.
He brought it out after having very obviously wiped the sandwich off. It still had tomato bits inside. And it was soggy. Gross. I asked for a manager, who made it correctly, but come on. I wasn't obnoxious or mean; I just wanted my little half sandwich not soggy.
rooskie, WTAF?!?! I don't think I would be able to hold my tongue with that guy. paloslee, just reading about traffic jams makes my stomach lurch. I am a very ugly person in bad traffic. thelittleredm, ugh so sorry about your wallet! That really sucks
My TW are the ridiculous unpaved country roads with little rocks flying everywhere. One flew into the windshield of my new one week old car and now I have a tiny crack in the passenger side. I can see it out of the corner of my eye and it bug the hell out me!! We can get some resin (I don't know much about cars) to patch it up so it doesn't spread.
Sorry about your window!
This guy has worked here over 30 years. They hired someone to replace him and he didn't get the hint so now he has some bogus title for corporate. I think he spends more time on the phone and talking to people than working. It's way worse when my boss is out of office. He will just come stand by my cube and ask random questions that aren't relevant.
Ridiculous. Maybe put in headphones and deliberately ignore him.
The restaurant I went to for lunch is a twatwaffle. I am trying to diet, so I ordered soup and half a sandwich. They brought my plate out, but the soup had spilled all over half the sandwich, and it's a very thick tomato soup, so it was kinda icky. I asked the guy to please have the sandwich remade.
He brought it out after having very obviously wiped the sandwich off. It still had tomato bits inside. And it was soggy. Gross. I asked for a manager, who made it correctly, but come on. I wasn't obnoxious or mean; I just wanted my little half sandwich not soggy.
I hope they took something off your bill. That's unacceptable.
The restaurant I went to for lunch is a twatwaffle. I am trying to diet, so I ordered soup and half a sandwich. They brought my plate out, but the soup had spilled all over half the sandwich, and it's a very thick tomato soup, so it was kinda icky. I asked the guy to please have the sandwich remade.
He brought it out after having very obviously wiped the sandwich off. It still had tomato bits inside. And it was soggy. Gross. I asked for a manager, who made it correctly, but come on. I wasn't obnoxious or mean; I just wanted my little half sandwich not soggy.
I hope they took something off your bill. That's unacceptable.
Nope. Didn't even offer. It's one of those order & pay at the counter, then sit down and they bring out the food kinda places.
H's car is the twatwaffle today. Or maybe it's me for not picking up a new key battery sooner.
Basically, the car works with one of those keyless systems with push button start so you don't have to even put the key in the ignition, just have the key in the car with you. Which is awesome, until the day when the battery to the key fob dies.
Then you end up sitting in the PetSmart parking lot after dropping the dog at the groomer waiting for your husband to come bring you a key because no stores near by carry the right type of battery.
The restaurant I went to for lunch is a twatwaffle. I am trying to diet, so I ordered soup and half a sandwich. They brought my plate out, but the soup had spilled all over half the sandwich, and it's a very thick tomato soup, so it was kinda icky. I asked the guy to please have the sandwich remade.
He brought it out after having very obviously wiped the sandwich off. It still had tomato bits inside. And it was soggy. Gross. I asked for a manager, who made it correctly, but come on. I wasn't obnoxious or mean; I just wanted my little half sandwich not soggy.
I would be too afraid to eat it wondering what they used to wipe it off with.
The restaurant I went to for lunch is a twatwaffle. I am trying to diet, so I ordered soup and half a sandwich. They brought my plate out, but the soup had spilled all over half the sandwich, and it's a very thick tomato soup, so it was kinda icky. I asked the guy to please have the sandwich remade.
He brought it out after having very obviously wiped the sandwich off. It still had tomato bits inside. And it was soggy. Gross. I asked for a manager, who made it correctly, but come on. I wasn't obnoxious or mean; I just wanted my little half sandwich not soggy.
I would be too afraid to eat it wondering what they used to wipe it off with.
Yeah, ick. That's why I called the manager over, who made me a fresh one.
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