Mine is kind of a vent/confession. So one of my childhood friends is in town right now. Her fiancé and her have irritated me a few times already but I've just set it aside and moved on, until yesterday. Apparently they went up to my mom and were complaining that I don't spank my 2 yo. (Let me just say, I'm not against it. How people choose to punish their kids is their choice and I do think there is a difference between a spank on the butt and abuse. It's just not for me and my family. That's my choice.) So I was super pissed and it made me flip my lid. They do spank their NINE MONTH OLD. I was keeping my mentality of okay their choice even though I think she's too young to understand and that it's wrong, but since they felt the right to judge my choice not to, I am totally judging them now. So I'm being super juvenile and being "you judged me so I'm judging you!"
I stayed home today again due to morning sickness/whatever the hell is going on with my stomach. I could've dragged myself in, but being home with my own bathroom is so much nicer.
Post by squeakyduck on Mar 13, 2015 9:50:41 GMT -5
In college, I kissed my ex's new girlfriend before he did. I also saw her boobs first. All while he and I were still dating. Cast parties are always interesting.
Post by ashleymarie26 on Mar 13, 2015 10:09:50 GMT -5
One of my good friends has a dog that is a jerk. He is best friends with my dog- but I swear whenever they play, my girl becomes an asshole for a few days. Whenever said friend wants to bring him over, I say I just cleaned and I don't want to deal with the dog hair. Really, I just don't like him. (He barks, bites, jumps, pees in my house)
Well, in honor of TRYING to keep up with GKU's thread, a few years ago I made out with another girl, let her lick chocolate syrup and whipped cream off my boobs, in front of my then BF, now DH and the guy she was talking to.
I'm pretty sure our conception sex was right before we went to the first night showing of the new Spongebob movie. I find this hilarious and so appropriate (we love Spongebob).
Post by harvestmoon on Mar 13, 2015 10:34:26 GMT -5
I'm ready to take my bra off for the day already. Unfortunately I'm working in the office today.
I have pregnancy constipation and finally got relief the other day. My poop was so enormous that I seriously considered taking a picture of it and sending it to DH to brag. I didn't, but I considered it.
I'm pretty sure our conception sex was right before we went to the first night showing of the new Spongebob movie. I find this hilarious and so appropriate (we love Spongebob).
It's ok... I'm pretty sure we conceived at my parents house. We were there celebrating my Mom's birthday and the next morning we HIO (IT WAS MY FW OKAY). We thought they were all at church buuuuut my mom was definitely home.
Post by ashleymarie26 on Mar 13, 2015 11:03:19 GMT -5
Haha DH and I definitely conceived at my mom's house on valentine's day- it was our only night together for about 5 weeks and just happened to be my FW, so we couldn't pass it up haha
I'm hoping the reality check my H just got when I told him the cost of daycare for 2 kids pushes him to look for a better paying job. He has FANTASTIC benefits, but his salary SUCKS and hes only gotten 1 raise in 4 years (because his union sucks). He is one of those who gets set in his ways and doesn't like change. He works way to hard for the paycheck he gets and he deserves to be treated better.
I guess my confession is I should just suck it up since his benefits are seriously something we probably can't find elsewhere, but I'm tired of him working so much and not being appreciated for it.
This is a lame confession I need to try harder LOL
I'm super lame and boring so I never have good confessions.
I always think of good confessions on other days or after I read someone else's. I never want to post a similar one because then I will be super unoriginal. Lol
Post by pickles4prez on Mar 13, 2015 11:47:13 GMT -5
Caught up on GKU confessional. IDK, my poly sister has better stories... My FFFC is I'm pretty sure we conceived the night of an epic fight. I had a series of near positive OPKs so I was trying to have sex as often as possible. After Walking Dead, I assumed it was time to HIO. He was really affected by whatever happened on the show, plus super tired. I gave zero fucks and screamed at him for about an hour about all the uncomfortable and painful shit I do to get KTFU. He immediately felt bad but I worked myself up pretty good. Eventually we laid down and I asked him to spoon me; we fucked shortly after.
Working from home today and wearing yoga pants is lovely. I totally ended up unbuttoning my pants at work one day this week because I was so uncomfortable. Thank goodness for long sweaters!
I am mad I can't be a SAHM but at the same time, I make great $ and love my job and don't want to give it up. I know I make no sense.
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Being a SAHM isn't all pajamas at noon and butterflies fyi. There are days that I literally want to pull my hair out. Sometimes I miss working even just for conversations that don't revolve around diapers, princesses, or farm animals.
FTR I don't think you were trying to be like sahm have it so easy and I didn't take it that way, just a clarification.
Post by jumpingpuddles on Mar 13, 2015 13:36:15 GMT -5
I've got a super embarrassing one. Last week I was waiting in the car to pick my daughter up from school when I suddenly felt an urgent need to pee. I wasn't sure if I could hold it, and couldn't leave the car. Well, I happened to have a few diapers in the car leftover from my son's diaper days, so I peed in one. It worked, for the record. And nobody was around the car to see. But I am still super mortified even thinking of it.
I've got a super embarrassing one. Last week I was waiting in the car to pick my daughter up from school when I suddenly felt an urgent need to pee. I wasn't sure if I could hold it, and couldn't leave the car. Well, I happened to have a few diapers in the car leftover from my son's diaper days, so I peed in one. It worked, for the record. And nobody was around the car to see. But I am still super mortified even thinking of it.
I've got a super embarrassing one. Last week I was waiting in the car to pick my daughter up from school when I suddenly felt an urgent need to pee. I wasn't sure if I could hold it, and couldn't leave the car. Well, I happened to have a few diapers in the car leftover from my son's diaper days, so I peed in one. It worked, for the record. And nobody was around the car to see. But I am still super mortified even thinking of it.
This reminds me of when my son was a few months old and I was by myself with him in the car. We were at the end of a two hour trip and I had to pee but was trying to hold it until we got home. So of course, he pooped and started screaming his head off and needed to be changed. I pulled over at a Walgreens and while I was leaning across the back seat to get him out of his car seat, I couldn't hold it anymore. So there I stood in a Walgreens parking lot, peeing my pants while trying to calm a screaming baby. I totally used his wipes to clean myself up and sat on a diaper for the rest of our trip home. It's a good thing I didn't get pulled over, because that would have been difficult to explain!
Over two years later, whenever we pass that Walgreens my husband feels the need to say "Isn't that where you peed your pants?"
I have 0 patience for coworkers who have no computer knowledge. They irritate me and I usually play dumb and walk away when they ask me questions.
Yes! I work in a tech field and am astounded at what some of my colleagues don't know. Any other field and I might let it go, but we work in technology!!!
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