Wtf? No wtf Wednesday post yet?

[SheilaTheTank]

Mar 18, 2015 10:23:27 GMT -5 notthedroids said:

Mar 18, 2015 9:28:12 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

WTF People who ask a question and then talk over me when I give them the answer! Do you want the information or not?! I'm sorry I cannot beam the information into your head over the phone. You need to stfu and let me talk!

Also a stupid WTF to the newest Flonase commercial. Did you really start a marketing campaign around the concept that 6 is greater than 1. I know most people out there are idiots but the condescending nature of this fucking commercial is both insulting and infuriating.

+1 to the commercial. The first time I heard it I rewound it to make sure I was hearing it correctly and made H listen. Now every time it's on one of us will say "Holy shit! Did you know six is more than one! Oh my god!!" Because we're not sarcastic people or anything.

YES! We are not the only ones! I get sooooo irrationally ragey every time it comes on. I really want to punch whoever came up with the idea and also whoever approved it.

[ohinvrtedworld]

Mar 18, 2015 10:22:17 GMT -5 W said:

Mar 18, 2015 10:15:54 GMT -5 ohinvrtedworld said:

Wtf tax return. Why you gotta be just enough to pay off H's credit card. Booooring.

#humblebrag

[notthedroids]

WTF body? Migraines and cramps are for CD2 or CD3, not CD4. I thought maybe this month I got lucky. Way to be fashionably late ute.

[ohinvrtedworld]

Mar 18, 2015 10:28:45 GMT -5 mistabinx said:

rablissful ::hug:: I have done the same BMB thing, there are times when I can, and times when I can't. I understand.
teenybenoit I agree with the other ladies, I think you did O and had a shorter LP this month. Total vacation bummer, I'm sorry!

I'll post a WTF for H here today: WTF employee who crapped in their pants and led a trail of poop all the way to the bathroom door. Did not admit it, did not clean it up. H had to follow the trail of poop, figure out what happened, and call the cleaning company. He's got little cones around all the poop piles and he said it reeks to high heaven in the office. No employee is admitting it, although, who would I guess. I do not envy him today.

WHAT?! Who the hell seriously does that?! I am so sorry for your H.

That person must have been a ninja at changing pants.

[summerdonna]

Mar 18, 2015 10:28:45 GMT -5 mistabinx said:

rablissful ::hug:: I have done the same BMB thing, there are times when I can, and times when I can't. I understand.
teenybenoit I agree with the other ladies, I think you did O and had a shorter LP this month. Total vacation bummer, I'm sorry!

I'll post a WTF for H here today: WTF employee who crapped in their pants and led a trail of poop all the way to the bathroom door. Did not admit it, did not clean it up. H had to follow the trail of poop, figure out what happened, and call the cleaning company. He's got little cones around all the poop piles and he said it reeks to high heaven in the office. No employee is admitting it, although, who would I guess. I do not envy him today.

Yeah that would be super embarrassing. But gross. Sucks for anyone having to work in that office today and your poor H!

[ohinvrtedworld]

Mar 18, 2015 10:33:18 GMT -5 mistabinx said:

Mar 18, 2015 10:30:44 GMT -5 ohinvrtedworld said:

WHAT?! Who the hell seriously does that?! I am so sorry for your H.

That person must have been a ninja at changing pants.

Without getting too detailed....from how he described it I don't think a pants change would be entirely necessary to cover up the perpetrator. Grosser details below.

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}
It seems to have fallen out...in solid pieces....as they walked.
::Gags::

[summerdonna]

Mar 18, 2015 10:34:54 GMT -5 ohinvrtedworld said:

Mar 18, 2015 10:33:18 GMT -5 mistabinx said:

Without getting too detailed....from how he described it I don't think a pants change would be entirely necessary to cover up the perpetrator. Grosser details below.

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}
It seems to have fallen out...in solid pieces....as they walked.
::Gags::

+1

[daisy818]

Mar 18, 2015 10:28:45 GMT -5 mistabinx said:

rablissful ::hug:: I have done the same BMB thing, there are times when I can, and times when I can't. I understand.
teenybenoit I agree with the other ladies, I think you did O and had a shorter LP this month. Total vacation bummer, I'm sorry!

I'll post a WTF for H here today: WTF employee who crapped in their pants and led a trail of poop all the way to the bathroom door. Did not admit it, did not clean it up. H had to follow the trail of poop, figure out what happened, and call the cleaning company. He's got little cones around all the poop piles and he said it reeks to high heaven in the office. No employee is admitting it, although, who would I guess. I do not envy him today.

1) Disgusting.
2) I'm surprised about the details in the spoiler - would have thought such a situation would have been the result of unfortunate intestinal distress
3) Last week's FFFC theme was sex.  Today's WTF Wednesday theme is clearly poop.

[hydrangea1019]

Mar 18, 2015 10:34:24 GMT -5 summerdonna said:

Mar 18, 2015 10:28:45 GMT -5 mistabinx said:

rablissful ::hug:: I have done the same BMB thing, there are times when I can, and times when I can't. I understand.
teenybenoit I agree with the other ladies, I think you did O and had a shorter LP this month. Total vacation bummer, I'm sorry!

I'll post a WTF for H here today: WTF employee who crapped in their pants and led a trail of poop all the way to the bathroom door. Did not admit it, did not clean it up. H had to follow the trail of poop, figure out what happened, and call the cleaning company. He's got little cones around all the poop piles and he said it reeks to high heaven in the office. No employee is admitting it, although, who would I guess. I do not envy him today.

Yeah that would be super embarrassing. But gross. Sucks for anyone having to work in that office today and your poor H!

I don't care what I had planned for the day, I'd take the rest of the day off. I wouldn't be able to work with that smell

Edited 2x because apparently words and editing once is hard.

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

Mar 18, 2015 10:28:45 GMT -5 mistabinx said:

rablissful ::hug:: I have done the same BMB thing, there are times when I can, and times when I can't. I understand.
teenybenoit I agree with the other ladies, I think you did O and had a shorter LP this month. Total vacation bummer, I'm sorry!

I'll post a WTF for H here today: WTF employee who crapped in their pants and led a trail of poop all the way to the bathroom door. Did not admit it, did not clean it up. H had to follow the trail of poop, figure out what happened, and call the cleaning company. He's got little cones around all the poop piles and he said it reeks to high heaven in the office. No employee is admitting it, although, who would I guess. I do not envy him today.

I fucking lost it.

[daisy818]

Mar 18, 2015 10:41:07 GMT -5 ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ said:

Mar 18, 2015 10:28:45 GMT -5 mistabinx said:

rablissful ::hug:: I have done the same BMB thing, there are times when I can, and times when I can't. I understand.
teenybenoit I agree with the other ladies, I think you did O and had a shorter LP this month. Total vacation bummer, I'm sorry!

I'll post a WTF for H here today: WTF employee who crapped in their pants and led a trail of poop all the way to the bathroom door. Did not admit it, did not clean it up. H had to follow the trail of poop, figure out what happened, and call the cleaning company. He's got little cones around all the poop piles and he said it reeks to high heaven in the office. No employee is admitting it, although, who would I guess. I do not envy him today.

I fucking lost it.

Yes, that detail is priceless.  I sort of love mistabinx's H for that.

[acorn99]

Mar 18, 2015 10:28:45 GMT -5 mistabinx said:

rablissful ::hug:: I have done the same BMB thing, there are times when I can, and times when I can't. I understand.
teenybenoit I agree with the other ladies, I think you did O and had a shorter LP this month. Total vacation bummer, I'm sorry!

I'll post a WTF for H here today: WTF employee who crapped in their pants and led a trail of poop all the way to the bathroom door. Did not admit it, did not clean it up. H had to follow the trail of poop, figure out what happened, and call the cleaning company. He's got little cones around all the poop piles and he said it reeks to high heaven in the office. No employee is admitting it, although, who would I guess. I do not envy him today.

It sounds like that scene from The Shawshank Redemption where Andy was taking all of the rocks from his cell wall out to the prison yard in his pockets and sneakily dropping them through his pant leg.

[titania]

Mar 18, 2015 10:28:45 GMT -5 mistabinx said:

rablissful ::hug:: I have done the same BMB thing, there are times when I can, and times when I can't. I understand.
teenybenoit I agree with the other ladies, I think you did O and had a shorter LP this month. Total vacation bummer, I'm sorry!

I'll post a WTF for H here today: WTF employee who crapped in their pants and led a trail of poop all the way to the bathroom door. Did not admit it, did not clean it up. H had to follow the trail of poop, figure out what happened, and call the cleaning company. He's got little cones around all the poop piles and he said it reeks to high heaven in the office. No employee is admitting it, although, who would I guess. I do not envy him today.

 That is disgusting... I am so sorry for your H!  Could it have been a disgruntled employee who did it on purpose? 

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WTF to horrendous cramps with barely more than spotting going on.

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

Okay, gotta run to a meeting, but I will end with this:

The only poop-related thing that I have seen not in person (think online, picture, story, etc.) that has ever made me gag and/or puke was

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}Two girls, one cup

.

[rablissful]

Mar 18, 2015 9:03:21 GMT -5 hydrangea1019 said:

Mar 18, 2015 8:12:29 GMT -5 rablissful said:

I have two as well.

WTF to me for thinking it was a good idea to go on my old BMB to see how everyone was doing last night and thinking I could handle it. Shitty move. Oh well.

/endrant

I do this too (I think we had the same BMB). It's a vicious cycle. I cry everytime.

My WTF: my obgyn office. Please update my chart so I don't have to keep explaining I'm not pregnant anymore.

I'm so sorry you're dealing with this It took awhile for my midwife to update their online portal (luckily it's a small practice so everyone already knew I was mc) but it just sucked logging in and seeing my due date still there.

Were you in Sep 2015? That's where I was (I saw your baby was due Oct 15 but we had a lot of Oct people come join us)

[easilyunamused]

WTF barking dog in the middle of the night? Who is such an asshole that they just let their dog wake up all the neighbors at midnight? It went on for a solid 45 mins.

[helloerrbody]

Mar 18, 2015 8:28:14 GMT -5 teenybenoit said:

Ray there was no signs that I could tell, temps kept going up and down by big amounts, FF took quite a while to let me know when it thought I did ovulate which was 11 days ago, no cm changes and I wasn't due to start my period until this coming Sunday. Possible I had this short of a luteal phase?
Other bummer is I won't be able to start up again with the fertility specialist this month because they begin blood work and ultrasounds on day 3 of your period which means I won't be home yet and will have to wait until next month.

IMO you probably just had a short LP. I'm sorry.

[easilyunamused]

Also WTF to all this poop talk! Haha not the best imagery for when I first wake up. People are fucking gross! No one wants to clean up your shit.

[mrsjene]

Since we are talking poop...

There was once this kid in high school who crapped his pants and dripped it all the way to the bathroom. To this day (many years later), he's still known as So-and-So, the Kid Who Crapped His Pants.

[wanderingheart]

I babysat for my nephews last night. We got in a really intense game of hide and seek, and the littlest one pooped himself because he couldn't find me to tell me he needed to go.

In my defense, my hiding spot was REALLY good and I couldn't hear him yelling "I POOPED".

Then I had to clean poop up because he smeared it everywhere. It was gross, but kinda hilarious too. #badaunt #hideandseekchamp

[virginiaorjohn]

Mar 18, 2015 8:57:18 GMT -5 cabgirl said:

Replace boxers with panties, and this is what I've been doing daily for several days in a row now. Fuck folding laundry. 

That is so amazing.

Mar 18, 2015 9:03:21 GMT -5 hydrangea1019 said:

Mar 18, 2015 8:12:29 GMT -5 rablissful said:

I have two as well.

WTF to me for thinking it was a good idea to go on my old BMB to see how everyone was doing last night and thinking I could handle it. Shitty move. Oh well.

/endrant

I do this too (I think we had the same BMB). It's a vicious cycle. I cry everytime.

My WTF: my obgyn office. Please update my chart so I don't have to keep explaining I'm not pregnant anymore.

So, so many hugs to you both hydrangea1019 rablissful.

Mar 18, 2015 10:05:09 GMT -5 daisy818 said:

Mar 18, 2015 8:32:22 GMT -5 virginiaorjohn said:

Ugh I'm so sorry onesweetworld. We woke up to the dog barfing in our bed a couple of weeks ago but poop is... beyond my comprehension right now.

Dog barfing in my bed would be so so much worse to me than poop on the floor.  EW.

It was not my best night. Thankfully I just stripped the sheets and we moved into the guest bedroom.

[JulietRose]

WTF DH who decided to talk and laugh in his sleep last night. It was cute in the beginning, but it..would...not...stop! So I get up around 2 to go sleep in the guest room and he asks me sleepily "where are you going?" and I responded with "I need to go check on something"....lol That's all I could come up with at that time of night. We laughed over it this morning.

[rablissful]

Mar 18, 2015 11:38:45 GMT -5 pippacricket said:

Mar 18, 2015 11:32:41 GMT -5 wanderingheart said:

I babysat for my nephews last night. We got in a really intense game of hide and seek, and the littlest one pooped himself because he couldn't find me to tell me he needed to go.

In my defense, my hiding spot was REALLY good and I couldn't hear him yelling "I POOPED".

Then I had to clean poop up because he smeared it everywhere. It was gross, but kinda hilarious too. #badaunt #hideandseekchamp

A+ gif

wanderingheart I can't decide if I want to laugh hysterically at this or be grossed out or feel bad. Since you said it was kinda hilarious I'm going to giggle a little. 

[virginiaorjohn]

Eta: totally wrong thread cause I'm totes not used to this tapatalk app yet.

[Deleted]

Mar 18, 2015 11:28:29 GMT -5 mrsjene said:

Since we are talking poop...

There was once this kid in high school who crapped his pants and dripped it all the way to the bathroom. To this day (many years later), he's still known as So-and-So, the Kid Who Crapped His Pants.

Adding to the poop convo as well. I was competing in a provincial track meet in high school, and during a 4x400m relay, I noticed the girl in front of me had a saggy ass, almost like a full diaper. As I crossed the finish line I noticed her being carried off of the track and couldn't figure out why. She came up to me later and told me that she had shit herself because she was so nervous! I had never seen anything like it! I'm at least happy her tights kept her shit from going anywhere!

[rablissful]

Mar 18, 2015 10:05:09 GMT -5 daisy818 said:

Mar 18, 2015 8:32:22 GMT -5 virginiaorjohn said:

Ugh I'm so sorry onesweetworld. We woke up to the dog barfing in our bed a couple of weeks ago but poop is... beyond my comprehension right now.

Dog barfing in my bed would be so so much worse to me than poop on the floor.  EW.

Dog barfing would be DEFINITELY be worse.



onesweetworld is it in the same spot? We had that issue with my dog when we first got him... it was the smell. When we cleaned it he could still smell the remnants (even though we couldn't) and thought it was OK to still poop there. We got some of the deep clean vacuum powder and it took the smell right out. Didn't have an accident after that.

[youdontsay]

Wtf to my CW who keeps using the word "retarded". I HATE that.

[Deleted]

Mar 18, 2015 11:56:22 GMT -5 youdontsay said:

Wtf to my CW who keeps using the word "retarded". I HATE that.

I LOATHE THIS!!!

I actually had weird incident yesterday. I was waiting for my husband to come out of Staples, and as I was sitting in the car, I noticed a young boy trying to get a young girl out of her wheel chair, and into a car. The wind kept blowing the door shut, so I ran over to help. She was laughing and wouldn't get into the car, so I tried to help him as best as I could. Another man came over and started to lecture this boy, saying a Jeep Wrangler wasn't an "appropriate car for a girl like her". I LOST it on him! She was physically able to get into the car, she was just acting out and being silly. Who the fuck is he to determine what a family should drive, when having a child with special needs?! Plus the boy was 15 years old, and it wasn't his car, but his mothers.

People are sick.

[daisy818]

My WTF is to people who know absolutely jack shit about stepfamily dynamics yet feel the need to tell me I'm doing it wrong because I'm not handling it like they handle their first family. Stepfamilies are fundamentally different and to treat them otherwise is just fucking stupid. This truly makes me ragey-er than just about anything.