Do you even google? And would you admit it?

[leroybrown]

www.buzzfeed.com/caseygueren/crazy-things-you-actually-googled

This shit is funny.

What have you googled?!

[mishkaroni]

I'm very much googling all of these later. Minus the pus + vagina one because puke.

[Idani]

Many of these things make me feel less silly about the things I have googled.

[ceebug]

Ew.

[nymama]

I have google imaged skin conditions, like shingles and impetigo. I do not recommend it.

[nymama]

I google imaged trypophobia. Turns out my H has it and is now scarred for life from what I showed him.

[thebay]

NEVER GOOGLE IMAGE RASHES OMG

Internetz rule número uno.

[nymama]

I did once google "ways to make your poop smell good". I have work pooping issues.

[pineappleleviosa]

I now really need to know if it's possible to have a head too big for your neck.

*******trigger warning************






























Removed because it won't let a big enough gap after trigger warning.

[pineappleleviosa]

So FYI it doesn't let you put one million gaps after you make your trigger warning. I tried to edit it when it appeared too close and this time a made sure there was a huge gap (as I thought there was the first time) and now I see it doesn't allow it. At least on mobile it doesn't.

[oldwheeze]

Jan 19, 2015 18:16:45 GMT -5 pineappleleviosa said:

So FYI it doesn't let you put one million gaps after you make your trigger warning. I tried to edit it when it appeared too close and this time a made sure there was a huge gap (as I thought there was the first time) and now I see it doesn't allow it. At least on mobile it doesn't.

Use the spoiler function

[theseaword]

I google extinct animal species whenever I hear about them. I find them fascinating. I end up spiraling sometimes.

[soxgirl07]

I Google all the things, but note that my work gmail is on my phone, I'm kinda worried that the IT guys will be able to see my history...

[anakah]

My sister used to think I was a genius in college because I always knew the answer to whatever she asked me. Then she learned about Google and where my vast knowledge came from.

[Emmentaler]

My google searches seem pretty tame after that article... I can spiral pretty easily on pretty much anything though. Squirrel!

[ShtsNGiggles]

I googled Do birds fart? Ds asked and i didn't know the answer.










No, they do not. I know you were wondering.

[mishkaroni]

Jan 19, 2015 20:46:25 GMT -5 ShtsNGiggles said:

I googled Do birds fart? Ds asked and i didn't know the answer.










No, they do not. I know you were wondering.

I knew this. They can't burp either. That's why things like Alka seltzer kills them

[bamalam]

omg ew to that article. I have googled some silly shit before but nothing so gross as that ::insert barfy emoji::

[jbm]

When my kid was tiny, my google searches were all things like 5 week old baby wont stop crying, can infants eat too much?, 7 week old baby fusses all the time, 3 month old wont nap, etc. it was like a frightening trip down memory lane whenever i went to google something.

[boozeplease]

Honestly if someone woke up to an explosion in their head they should go to the er b/c aneurysm. That's no bueno.

[fickleflamingo]

I always say that my computer would be my downfall if it were ever subpoenaed. I google EVERYTHING.

[chunkymonkeylvr]

Those are hilarious and I might Google those tomorrow while waiting for my OB

[ShtsNGiggles]

Jan 19, 2015 21:09:56 GMT -5 @restingbitchface said:

Jan 19, 2015 20:46:25 GMT -5 ShtsNGiggles said:

I googled Do birds fart? Ds asked and i didn't know the answer.










No, they do not. I know you were wondering.

That was a prime opportunity to use the spoiler feature. I woulda clicked to see if birds fart.

{spoiler} I wasn't sure how to do it.

[ShtsNGiggles]

Jan 19, 2015 22:15:36 GMT -5 ShtsNGiggles said:

Jan 19, 2015 21:09:56 GMT -5 @restingbitchface said:

That was a prime opportunity to use the spoiler feature. I woulda clicked to see if birds fart.

{spoiler} I wasn't sure how to do it.

Quoting myself. I still don't know how. I'm on mobile.

[packmomma]

Jan 19, 2015 18:25:15 GMT -5 humpty said:

Jan 19, 2015 18:14:51 GMT -5 @nellybluth said:

Trypophobia makes me smile. It doesn't bother me a bit, but the reactions of others are so intense.

Someone photoshopped that pod thing on a boob and posted it on 3rd tri once. Nightmares for days. I can never look at holes again.

I don't even know what trypophobia is because I'm not go ogling anything tonight (nauseous enough as it is) but I know the picture you're talking about. An ex put it on my computer background once and it still gives me the heebi jeebis a decade later. Thanks for the nightmares

[overture]

I google medical conditions way too much. But I love "popping" videos, so there's that.

I also extensively googled whether it was okay to smoke pot while breastfeeding.

[overture]

“Scary loud explosion in head wakes me up at night”

Exploding Head Syndrome! This happens to me if I've been awake for a crazy amount of time.

[overture]

Jan 19, 2015 22:22:07 GMT -5 @nellybluth said:

Wtf to popping videos. That's a thing?!?

You have no idea.  gwinny can attest to my weirdness.

I had fun the other night when I discovered "calculus bridge removal."

[Cherhorowitz]

I google so much weird shit. I am definitely on a few lists.

[maizypie]

My weirdest Google searches came while in labor. I deleted my search history so nobody would see the shit I was wondering about. I'm also guilty of watching my fair share of popping videos...so gross yet so satisfying.