Post by cookiesandwine on Mar 20, 2015 6:37:58 GMT -5
This damn cough is just laughing at the antibiotics I got. I've angered it and in retaliation it's causing me to pee each time I cough so I'm about to dig out my old ginormous post-birth pads as I get dressed for work today.
Post by origamimommy on Mar 20, 2015 7:29:21 GMT -5
starfishy, I am so jealous!! I want the binky gone forever!
I guess the FC of my confession is that I quite like these dreams and hope they keep happening, so long as I don't need to be in a meeting with said person.
For Eli's birthday, we only bought him two little wooden Melissa & Doug toys from Marshalls. We're having a party, so he will get tons of stuff, and really he doesn't need or want anything because we have all of Ingrid's stuff. Also, he's transitioning to 18 month clothes but I haven't bought him any because, again, we're about the get a bunch of stuff at his party. In fact, the outfit my dad mailed him is what he'll wear AT the party LOL.
For Ingrid's first bday we said "No Gifts" on the invite and everyone brought gifts. We got her new clothes and toys too and she wound up with tons of stuff. So this time? I'm not even going to fight it.
Post by summergirl1211 on Mar 20, 2015 8:03:36 GMT -5
I worked from home yesterday and am working from home again today. I told my boss I have an awful cold, which I do. However, only about 75% of the reason I'm working from home is because I'm sick. The other 25% is because of March Madness.
Post by somethingcleverer on Mar 20, 2015 8:13:34 GMT -5
1. I ate a whole loaf of irish soda bread in a day and a half.
2. Last night I came home from my bad day at work and the kids were already asleep when I checked on Aubrey she had pooped but I didn't want to wake her to change her diaper so I left her. I was hoping h would change her while I had dinner but he didn't so I lift her until this am and her poor butt is red. I feel so bad now but I was so miserable when I got home I didn't want to have to wake her and get her back down again.
I found a garden worm in the broccoli yesterday. It totally grossed me out, and I looked very closely to make sure there wasn't another one in my broccoli. I didn't even look to see if there was any in Tumaini's plate, I just let her eat it happily. Free protein, right?
1. I ate a whole loaf of irish soda bread in a day and a half.
2. Last night I came home from my bad day at work and the kids were already asleep when I checked on Aubrey she had pooped but I didn't want to wake her to change her diaper so I left her. I was hoping h would change her while I had dinner but he didn't so I lift her until this am and her poor butt is red. I feel so bad now but I was so miserable when I got home I didn't want to have to wake her and get her back down again.
Probably not confession worthy as much as SIWTBU, but I still pee a little randomly when I cough or do jumping jacks. AND origamimommy, I have sex dreams frequently about a coworker of mine. He's not gay so you got me on that, but he's super hot!!
I've been doing pretty well with not eating anything past 7pm. However the hardest part is popcorn because I am seriously addicted and I would always eat some after the kids went to bed. SO yesterday when I put them down for a nap I made a huge tub of it all for myself for lunch! I know it's defeating the purpose but ohhh well
Post by mightythorgi on Mar 20, 2015 9:09:26 GMT -5
As a pre-precursor to potty training we have been working with S on telling us right away when he poops. Well, he was just sitting on on of his toy trucks and loudly exclaimed, "OOPS!"
I asked him if he pooped, he said yes, I told him to let daddy check it to be sure. You know, since he's here today. H goes, "uuuuuugh, it shot up his back!"
Post by aimeefarrahfowler on Mar 20, 2015 9:24:04 GMT -5
I don't know if this is a FC or a Hi Gina, but since you're all being gross... I cannot poo unless I have something to read. Like I'll run around the house looking for a catalog or something even if I have to poo really bad. In emergencies I'll read the back of a bottle of shampoo or bathroom cleaner.
The FC part is, there's probably a 30% chance that I'm pooping if I'm posting here.
Post by cookiesandwine on Mar 20, 2015 9:25:12 GMT -5
Oh thought of another - I got some antibiotics for this months long sickness and my dr must really want to kill this bug because I'm taking 4/day. Well I'm kind of hoping it gives me the runs to counteract the constipation (pregnancy + sickly diet of no fiber or veg = no bueno) I've been having.
If we are doing "hey Gina" stuff for FC this week I have one to add. As you all know my lady parts are extremely swollen...extremely swollen. So last night I was peeing before bed and when I went to wipe I found a clump of old TP that must have gotten stuck in there from the previous pee because of the swelling. So gross. I showered but now I have to throughly reach in there after wiping each time to make sure I'm not leaving anything behind.
Post by origamimommy on Mar 20, 2015 9:58:11 GMT -5
Oh! I have another. Since I have been having a lot of doctor's appointments regarding my lady parts, it is almost confirmed that I have PCOS. I do have cysts on my left ovary and I am in constant pain, but nothing unbearable. On Tuesday night, Tyler was being really crazy, and I just needed a break, so I lied and said I could barely walk and went to bed to make H do it. I mean, I do it every night, so like, he can handle it. But I lied to get out of helping with bed time. WORLD'S OKAYEST MOM ALERT
If we are doing "hey Gina" stuff for FC this week I have one to add. As you all know my lady parts are extremely swollen...extremely swollen. So last night I was peeing before bed and when I went to wipe I found a clump of old TP that must have gotten stuck in there from the previous pee because of the swelling. So gross. I showered but now I have to throughly reach in there after wiping each time to make sure I'm not leaving anything behind.
Throwback FC then - back quite a few years... maybe college even - H and I (obvs before we were married) were fooling around and when he started to go low with his hands he was like "um..." and yep same thing happened to me and he found it there... It was a small piece but still. Ugh, I didn't even have pregnant swollen lady bits!
I was pretty embarrassed and couldn't believe it...
I had to run to the grocery store this morning for a couple of things. There is a Panera in the same strip mall and I decided I wanted a warm bagel. Instead of walking down to Panera, I drove.
trixi282 haha omg I would have died. All I could think of was that I needed to make sure I was good to go before my OB appointment next week because I would die if I missed something before she goes down there
Post by origamimommy on Mar 20, 2015 10:38:00 GMT -5
Along with lady parts FCs, I have a few.
In one of my mom groups, one of the most obnoxious girls calls her daughter Principessa. So much so that I thought that was her daughter's name. It's not. So now, my friends and I call our vagines our principessa.
Also, I missed a wax appointment, so I decided to shave before my annual appt. I forgot to lock the door and Tyler came running in and scared the shit out of me while I was shaving. I definitely cut myself for the first time ever. I get to my appt, and since it was an overall physical at my PCP, I tried to decline the pap, but they talked me into it. She definitely called me out and said, "Did you cut yourself shaving? Oh my!" Thanks, bitch. Thanks for fucking embarrassing me.
I had to run to the grocery store this morning for a couple of things. There is a Panera in the same strip mall and I decided I wanted a warm bagel. Instead of walking down to Panera, I drove.
I had to run to the grocery store this morning for a couple of things. There is a Panera in the same strip mall and I decided I wanted a warm bagel. Instead of walking down to Panera, I drove.
This is 1000% reasonable.
I agree. Who likes to eat when they are all sweaty and having a hard time breathing
The lady at work who asked me if i was pregnant last week told me today that I look like I had lost weight...I so wanted to say "nice try biotch- you called me pregnant last week, don't kiss my ass now!" Uggh I have no balls
Hanna was being a punk this morning when we were brushing our teeth, so I told her to let me help her. As I was brushing it looked like she had something in her teeth so I brushed in that spot for a bit. I looked closer and I think it's a build up of plaque or something. I couldn't get it off with a couple scrapes of my fingernail. MOTY here. Looks like I'm going to have to be more adamant about brushing our teeth. We do it every day, but not 2x a day.
Oh yeah... so this week at work was super busy early in the week, then slower yesterday afternoon (aka the only time I was here) so I went on shutterfly and worked on finishing the photo album for J's 2nd year... I started it early and placed pictures in there throughout the year last year. In probably August or September it was all in there, just needed some captions and a little fixing up and never finished it! MOTY right here.
So I FINALLY finished her 2 year book (at work) and now I have to play catch up and start her 3 year book and it's already March?! I'm never going to keep up with 2 kiddos!
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