TMI thread. Fly your gross flag high!

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Give us your TMI, ladies.  Don't hold back.    However, posting pictures may not end well.  Just saying.

[maddib]

I have been pooping entirely too much lately and wipe forever afterwards!! I hate wiping my ass. I am super anal about it being clean and use wipes but I hate wiping for an hour afterwards..

Also I think I may have a YI. It's super itchy. No burning but itchy and swollen and I woke up to myself scratching it and have little cuts on my vagina now.. DH wanted sex last night and I was like oh hell no!! I showed him the cream I am using right now and was like "I am not lying just to get out of sex!!" It's a good idea though for when I am not in the mood. Just slather on some cream and tell him it's broken at the moment! Lol

[tiffbot]

My farts stink like dirty rotten balls and have since I got my positive pee stick. It's the worst at bedtime. H is counting down to due date for more ways than one.

[tiffbot]

Mar 20, 2015 14:14:40 GMT -5 maddib said:

I have been pooping entirely too much lately and wipe forever afterwards!! I hate wiping my ass. I am super anal about it being clean and use wipes but I hate wiping for an hour afterwards..

Ha 

[maddib]

Mar 20, 2015 14:20:12 GMT -5 tiffbot said:

Mar 20, 2015 14:14:40 GMT -5 maddib said:

I have been pooping entirely too much lately and wipe forever afterwards!! I hate wiping my ass. I am super anal about it being clean and use wipes but I hate wiping for an hour afterwards..

Ha 

Yep! Lol! Pun totally intended!

[Deleted]

I had a normal poop this morning for the first time in months. A normal, I'm eating and actually digesting my food poop. It was at least a food long... yes, I looked.... and normal consistency, for once. And it felt fucking fabulous.

[kemdupuis]

I too, am a member of team-super-smelly-farts. I attribute this to the insane amount of vegetables I've been consuming.

I am also a member of team so-much-discharge-that-I-change-my-panties-several-times-a-day.

[hbanana18]

I feel like the quantity of my ear wax has increased since being pregnant. Super weird

[cnumbers]

SO asked me to take dinner to him at work. As I was sitting waiting in the take out place I couldn't stop farting... I don't think anyone heard.. They probably did.

[missjenniebean]

Mar 20, 2015 15:50:37 GMT -5 hbanana18 said:

I feel like the quantity of my ear wax has increased since being pregnant. Super weird

I feel the same! Just this morning when lying down, I could have sworn my ears were leaking. Craziness.

[sabrinaml]

Mar 20, 2015 15:50:37 GMT -5 hbanana18 said:

I feel like the quantity of my ear wax has increased since being pregnant. Super weird

Me too! Everyone I've told thinks I'm crazy!

[wormgerm]

We keep our door closed during the day to keep the cats out. Each night when we open the door to go to bed you get smacked in the face with the most putrid fart smell. It's like someone did a bad kidney bean/cabbage/period fart a minute ago and closed the door. Either our room is haunted with a fart ghost or some combo of my pregnant farts, husband's normal man farts, and good ol' boston terrier dog farts combine for some MAJOR hang time.

[leenziepops]

My poos go weird colours when i take iron tablets.

[bendherova]

I've clogged DH's toilet 3x this week.

[erbear]

I occasionally get what my husband calls "sewer farts" without being pregnant (I have a messed up digestive system) but they're especially foul while pregnant.

[mrsdee1982]

My poos smell awful! I don't know if it's my new super sensitive sense of smell, or if they really do smell that bad, but my god...it makes my eyes water.

[missjenniebean]

I can't smell half the time but SO tells me that my poos and farts are not good. Can't blame the dog for the farts anymore BC they also have become noisy. Lol

[wormgerm]

My nipples are SO brown. Used to be a barely detectable pink but not any more! Big brown mom nipples.

[maddib]

Mar 20, 2015 21:09:24 GMT -5 wormgerm said:

My nipples are SO brown. Used to be a barely detectable pink but not any more! Big brown mom nipples.

I am right there with ya. Brown and the size of salami slices... They used to be all delicate and cute like pink rose buds... Not anymore!!!

[turtletyme]

The other night I rolled over in bed and (idk how to spell this) queefed so long and forcefully, followed by a big drop of fluid. I freaked out, thinking "something terrible is happening." Went to the bathroom and did another long, super loud one. Just plain old discharge. I was so relieved DH was sleeping because I didn't want to explain it.

[leenziepops]

Mar 21, 2015 7:45:45 GMT -5 Joolschweets said:

Iron pills = green poop.

Really dark green!

[hbanana18]

Last couple nights I've woken up drooling...

[maddib]

Kind of tmi kind of a symptom. So my plan of the vagina being broken didn't fly last night (DH can be a little forceful sometimes when he's horny and damnit I love it when he is!) so we had sex. All I can say is fucking ouch!! It did not feel good it fucking hurt!! Did my cervix change position or something?? I got a cramp from one position so we switched to doggy. And damn I was in pain!!!! I of course faked it like a pro so he got off but damnit where's mine??? I don't wanna do that again for another three to four months.. No more sexy time for this beached whale..

[littlemissgrump]

So much farting. And so many escaping audible farts during the day luckily I work in a nursing home and my elderly residents probably can't hear it.

[maddib]

Ya I feel super bad because I won't want it now. And he has always had this complex about being shut down because of some previous relationships so I have never told him no before.. Poor guy is gonna have to get used to it.

[sugarkissed]

Sex?! What's that?? Not very enjoyable here either.

Poor DH. Last week was his birthday so I'd pep talked myself for mandatory birthday sex. We invited his family over for dinner and cake and they stayed way, way too late so we were both too tired by the time that we finally were alone. I was secretly relieved, but poor guy.

[Widget123]

At times I feel so constipated that I can't fully empty my bladder, so I have to force out just enough poop to let the rest of the pee out

[purpledaisy923]

My nipples have been leaking while I sleep at night. I've woken up several times with my bra and shirt soaked. DH is just a tad bit freaked out lol.

[Deleted]

My poor sad self puked this morning for 5 minutes straight and then I peed my pants as I was puking. There was a puddle of piss on the bathroom floor that's how bad it was.

[ThePalindromicOne]

I felt like a virgin this morning with our sexy time attempt! So tight! And dry which was weird... because I was turned on....