Weirdest pregnancy dream?

[Laverne]

nightmare: coworker had a stroke, i woke up and couldn't get back to sleep.

[gospngbobgrl]

I have weird dreams to begin with, but this one was real weird. My fiancé ditched me to stay at an ex's house rather than staying at our house. I tried to get him to come and he eventually did. We ended up at my grandmas house which was surrounded by the Black Sea and we started chasing pirates. But one of them killed my aunt and we had to burry her in the woods.

[mrswheelo]

I haven't had any yet this pregnancy. But last time, I had several dreams about giving birth. And the next thing I know DH and I are holding a kitten or a puppy as our baby! Weird.

[PonyGirl]

My weirdest dream would have to be, I was on my way to a friends house, and one way to get to it was the basement of some clothing store. But they also were freestanding so you could get to it from the road. Well I was starting to go up their road, and noticed some black bear cubs. I got away from them as quick as I could, because I knew mama bear was close by. Well next thing I know, mama bear is right beside me. And she's not trying to attack me, it's like she wants to play. But it was freaking me out so I kept running from her. I finally was in a hall (of my friends house) and I stopped in this tiny room, and the 2 openings for it slammed down so I was in there by myself. And I stayed in there, until they escorted mama bear out. As they were doing that papa bear showed up somewhere so they were escorting 2 huge black bears out of the house.

[gospngbobgrl]

I keep having dreams about getting ditched by my fiancé, the other night he had to wake me up because I was bawling. But I dreamt we were at the beach and he comes flying around the corner in his car looking like Seth green in can't hardly wait, I ask to see his phone and find out he's been texting other chicks and I start bawling( he is no where like that)

Then last night this dream just continued even after I woke up. I was on a field trip to DC and was walking through a mall when Freddy Kruger comes out of Hot Tooic, he is trying to chase me down but I have these shoes on that let me jump in the air so I jump over him, then walk to the locker room to change because we were all going swimming in the river, while swimming in the river we are getting shot at, and I see submarines, planes, and boats take off, we were under attack. So I go back into the locker room leave fly home and fly back the next day with my fiancé, and we are walking around and everyone is like climb up the fence, the Germans and Somalians are coming. So climb up the fence because their bombs couldn't reach us. Well this poor girl beside me cannot hold on, I'm crying and yelling for her to sit on top of the fence, she gets up, then across the way there is a bigger guy yelling at another guy to get up he is going to kill him, out of the woods comes this man with a paint ball gun telling the big man to stop bullying the little guy and get out of here. The men all leave but then all of a sudden there are mean women, and my fiancé gets an attitude with them and I start yelling at him to shut his mouth, these women start saying they want our plane tickets, so I start praying and as I do I wake up from my dream.

[Lollipop]

My weirdest last time (haven't had any yet, but they will come) was the one where I went to have the baby, it was delivered via C/S, but it was twins. Fully dressed, in car seats. And they looked exactly like a set of twins that lived down the street from us when I was little.

[itsmeally]

So I woke up in a cold sweat last night bc I dreamt that my 5 week old niece had passed away. It was so real and awful, it was at 4am and i couldn't even go back to sleep.

[gizmo]

Last night, I had a sex dream about an ex-bf with whom I had NO CHEMISTRY the one time we slept together. He was not any more impressive in the dream. I also didn't wonder where H was. Maybe my dream self is single.

[lemoncupcake]

Jan 14, 2015 13:22:00 GMT -5 emejay said:

Jan 14, 2015 12:42:33 GMT -5 jordanelizabeth said:

So much sex dreaming happening over here. Except every time I get the O I wake up keeled over in pain! It's so odd bc orgasms awake are not painful at all.

My BFF had that during her first pregnancy. She even went to the hospital one morning because the pain was unbearable. Her doctor told her that it was really because of thr orgasm. Weird.

I have to say, I'm really glad that the 1st Tri board is so slow that this post is still on the 1st page. I read it earlier this week, and then this happened to me last night. I was weird and painful, but at least I knew that it was a normal-ish thing and nothing to be too concerned about.

[Deleted]

Dreaming I was pushing but had to stop and go into an emergency C-Section while my husband hadn't made it back into the hospital. I kept asking them to wait just a minute for him to get back. There was no time.

[Deleted]

Oh! And Saturday night I dreamed my H and I were smoking joint after joint in our house. WTF?

[frankenboom]

I have BFing dreams, ALL OF THE TIME, methinks because it's what I have the most anxiety about for when baby arrives. All I've ever wanted is to be able to BF and it's my greatest fear not to be able to (there is nothing wrong with not BFing, it's just something I really, really want to be able to do - and I understand it isn't up to me). Usually, my dreams are negative - as in, I'm unable to BF for some reason or another. Last night, I had a dream in which I was FINALLY able to BF, but I was so confused as to how to make sure baby got enough milk, etc., that it just totally consumed me. I can't win.

[bunnyfungo]

Jun 15, 2015 9:07:52 GMT -5 frankenboom said:

I have BFing dreams, ALL OF THE TIME, methinks because it's what I have the most anxiety about for when baby arrives. All I've ever wanted is to be able to BF and it's my greatest fear not to be able to (there is nothing wrong with not BFing, it's just something I really, really want to be able to do - and I understand it isn't up to me). Usually, my dreams are negative - as in, I'm unable to BF for some reason or another. Last night, I had a dream in which I was FINALLY able to BF, but I was so confused as to how to make sure baby got enough milk, etc., that it just totally consumed me. I can't win.

Okay, I know this isn't the point of the post, but if you are ever concerned that baby isn't getting enough milk you can do a weighed feed. You weigh baby before nursing and again after. I'd have to look it up, but I believe a gram corresponds to an oz consumed.

::slowly creeps back into the bushes::

[frankenboom]

Jun 15, 2015 9:14:41 GMT -5 bunnyfungo said:

Jun 15, 2015 9:07:52 GMT -5 frankenboom said:

I have BFing dreams, ALL OF THE TIME, methinks because it's what I have the most anxiety about for when baby arrives. All I've ever wanted is to be able to BF and it's my greatest fear not to be able to (there is nothing wrong with not BFing, it's just something I really, really want to be able to do - and I understand it isn't up to me). Usually, my dreams are negative - as in, I'm unable to BF for some reason or another. Last night, I had a dream in which I was FINALLY able to BF, but I was so confused as to how to make sure baby got enough milk, etc., that it just totally consumed me. I can't win.

Okay, I know this isn't the point of the post, but if you are ever concerned that baby isn't getting enough milk you can do a weighed feed. You weigh baby before nursing and again after. I'd have to look it up, but I believe a gram corresponds to an oz consumed.

::slowly creeps back into the bushes::

This is good to know. I have the most odd concerns manifest in my dreams, apparently.

[bunnyfungo]

Jun 15, 2015 9:17:56 GMT -5 frankenboom said:

Jun 15, 2015 9:14:41 GMT -5 bunnyfungo said:

Okay, I know this isn't the point of the post, but if you are ever concerned that baby isn't getting enough milk you can do a weighed feed. You weigh baby before nursing and again after. I'd have to look it up, but I believe a gram corresponds to an oz consumed.

::slowly creeps back into the bushes::

This is good to know. I have the most odd concerns manifest in my dreams, apparently.

I can't find what I'm looking for. It might be a straight ounce to ounce weight gain. I don't know why I was thinking grams. If I find a link, I'll let you know. If you actually care lol

[bunnyfungo]

frankenboom, it looks like an ounce of weight gain corresponds to an ounce consumed. For the Canadian ladies, it's a gram gained corresponds to a mL consumed.

[risscaboobs]

Jun 15, 2015 9:36:00 GMT -5 bunnyfungo said:

frankenboom, it looks like an ounce of weight gain corresponds to an ounce consumed. For the Canadian ladies, it's a gram gained corresponds to a mL consumed.

Makes sense. Thanks, love!

[risscaboobs]

Jun 15, 2015 12:24:19 GMT -5 @miawallace said:

I use to dream a lot with Robert Downey Jr during my 1st trimester.

sooooo I may have been staring at that gif and making the sound effects, down to the hubba hubba at the end.

[fuzzylogic]

My dreams were weird before I got pregnant, so they're just really amped right now. I can't remember a lot of specifics from the past few weeks, save for the dreams (yes, dreams plural) where the Duggar family showed up, dreams where I masturbated and/or had sex with someone, maybe H, maybe not, and zombie dreams.

But here is last night's dream:

I dreamed I was at my school. I had some kind of wardrobe malfunction so I was teaching stark naked. Not even a bra or underwear. It was the first day of school and I was meeting new orchestra students this way. Somehow I found some clothes. Then the school began to sink. There was a sinkhole or something from all the rain (this is actually a very real fear we have, the south entrance of our school really was sinking this year so they had to dig out the inside to try and find the answer, something about a leaking pipe causing water to wash away the dirt underneath. Tile broke and stairs were uneven, it was nuts! But we're not sure they actually fixed the problem.) so we evacuated the school. I was trying to find a home for the new pets a student gave me -- two hamsters, one white, one black. I needed containers to put them in but they were evacuating us. So I had to hold the black one because I couldn't find something to put him in. The white one we managed to put in something. The black one escaped from my hands and started running through the snow. H and I went running after. He was caught in the other parking lot by a student and she was followed by a news team that was covering our school.

Eventually, they said I could go in to get something to put black hamster in. A construction worker led me inside the basement to go up some stairs. The building had sank enough that the entrances to the stars were low and you had to crawl inside. I'm extremely claustrophobic and balked. He was going up and got stuck in the second doorway. I panicked and found another way upstairs and tried to find a container in my classroom. I feared the guy had been crushed.

I was looking all over for containers. I couldn't find anything suitable. I was in the kitchen about to give up when Jeff Goldblum showed up and I got all hot and bothered. Then the students were allowed back in the building. I ran to tell people it wasn't safe because that guy was stuck in a stairwell, but when we went there, he was gone. Classes resumed.

Yup.

[risscaboobs]

Jun 16, 2015 7:51:16 GMT -5 fuzzylogic said:

My dreams were weird before I got pregnant, so they're just really amped right now. I can't remember a lot of specifics from the past few weeks, save for the dreams (yes, dreams plural) where the Duggar family showed up, dreams where I masturbated and/or had sex with someone, maybe H, maybe not, and zombie dreams.

But here is last night's dream:

I dreamed I was at my school. I had some kind of wardrobe malfunction so I was teaching stark naked. Not even a bra or underwear. It was the first day of school and I was meeting new orchestra students this way. Somehow I found some clothes. Then the school began to sink. There was a sinkhole or something from all the rain (this is actually a very real fear we have, the south entrance of our school really was sinking this year so they had to dig out the inside to try and find the answer, something about a leaking pipe causing water to wash away the dirt underneath. Tile broke and stairs were uneven, it was nuts! But we're not sure they actually fixed the problem.) so we evacuated the school. I was trying to find a home for the new pets a student gave me -- two hamsters, one white, one black. I needed containers to put them in but they were evacuating us. So I had to hold the black one because I couldn't find something to put him in. The white one we managed to put in something. The black one escaped from my hands and started running through the snow. H and I went running after. He was caught in the other parking lot by a student and she was followed by a news team that was covering our school.

Eventually, they said I could go in to get something to put black hamster in. A construction worker led me inside the basement to go up some stairs. The building had sank enough that the entrances to the stars were low and you had to crawl inside. I'm extremely claustrophobic and balked. He was going up and got stuck in the second doorway. I panicked and found another way upstairs and tried to find a container in my classroom. I feared the guy had been crushed.

I was looking all over for containers. I couldn't find anything suitable. I was in the kitchen about to give up when Jeff Goldblum showed up and I got all hot and bothered. Then the students were allowed back in the building. I ran to tell people it wasn't safe because that guy was stuck in a stairwell, but when we went there, he was gone. Classes resumed.

Yup.

LOL. Wow.

[chad5285]

I had a dream that I was running up a hill trying to get away from something with my baby in my arms. When I got to the top, Mrs. Doubtfire was there and she was blocking my escape route.

ETA: My coworker thinks the past tense of dream is dreamed but pronounced to rhyme with scrammed.

[risscaboobs]

Jun 16, 2015 8:29:26 GMT -5 chad5285 said:

I had a dream that I was running up a hill trying to get away from something with my baby in my arms. When I got to the top, Mrs. Doubtfire was there and she was blocking my escape route.

ETA: My coworker thinks the past tense of dream is dreamed but pronounced to rhyme with scrammed.

[chad5285]

Jun 16, 2015 8:39:29 GMT -5 risscaboobs said:

Jun 16, 2015 8:29:26 GMT -5 chad5285 said:

I had a dream that I was running up a hill trying to get away from something with my baby in my arms. When I got to the top, Mrs. Doubtfire was there and she was blocking my escape route.

ETA: My coworker thinks the past tense of dream is dreamed but pronounced to rhyme with scrammed.

This made me spit on my computer screen!

[risscaboobs]

Jun 16, 2015 8:41:47 GMT -5 chad5285 said:

Jun 16, 2015 8:39:29 GMT -5 risscaboobs said:

This made me spit on my computer screen!

Mission accomplished.

[fuzzylogic]

Jun 16, 2015 8:45:39 GMT -5 @iliketurtles said:

fuzzylogic, I had an awful zombie dream last night. I used to get them all the time when I was watching the walking dead but I haven't watched it since like January.
It was really bad because DH wasn't even with me, and the group I was with was the group from Lost and we went to this old lady's house who was using her zombie husband to get things from the store for her but obviously zombies are dangerous so Jack from Lost took him out. Also I wasn't pregnant, which was weird because I've been pregnant in zombie dreams before even though I wasn't in real life.

I have zombie dreams a lot. Once I had a dream about zombie cats (pre-pregnancy). In order to kill them, you had to pop their little heads off. It made the most absurd sound, like if you click your tongue. Click! Click! Zombie cats vanquished.

[PonyGirl]

a couple weeks ago I had a dream that DH and I were already married and we were on vacation somewhere with a bunch of his friends when he decides he wants to be a woman. He wouldn't talk to me about it and I was getting pissed because he kept blowing me off when all I wanted to do was talk to him.

[whatsit]

Can't remember details at this moment but I keep having dreams that contain waterfalls and/or water slides.

[emejay]

Jun 16, 2015 9:18:23 GMT -5 whatsit said:

Can't remember details at this moment but I keep having dreams that contain waterfalls and/or water slides.

You know you're eventually gonna set your bed, right?

[whatsit]

Jun 17, 2015 12:12:07 GMT -5 emejay said:

Jun 16, 2015 9:18:23 GMT -5 whatsit said:

Can't remember details at this moment but I keep having dreams that contain waterfalls and/or water slides.

You know you're eventually gonna set your bed, right?

Oh joy. Something to look forward to.

[fuzzylogic]

Last night I dreamed I failed both my 1 hr and 3 hr glucose tests. And then I went to hang out with friends at some fancy-schmancy Asian place with a patio. We wanted to just sit on the patio but they made you order something (I mean, why was I being such a mooch?) but nothing sounded good. They had some kind of lamb appetizer that had "anal juice" in it. The menu actually said that.

What the hell?

Oh, and instead of having to drink the sweet stuff, they had this little donut-shaped gummy that tasted like fruit punch that had enough sugar in it for the test. You had the choice of the drink or the gummy. Why can't it just be that easy IRL?