I've been having sex for more thsn half my life at this point. Multiple partners, positions and scenarios. If it was a mental game i'd have broken my brain by now. GET A TOY, IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!! (caps are intentional)
This conversation is fascinating to me - on the one side you've got me and a few others who it just doesn't seem to work for and on the other side the folks who the mental game just doesn't work for.
#differentstrokes
#seewhatididthere?
Sometimes I enjoy the mental aspect of getting off, and sometimes I just like getting off with minimal to zero effort. #bestofbothworlds
Did I ever tell you about the time I thought my Pinterest board was on private and everyone saw me pinning baby things?
I broke the quote box on mobile, but no. You did not. Did anyone say anything to you?
I am always paranoid I am going to post something so that the public can see it. I double and triple check it.
Yes. My cousins were allll getting pregnant at the time so I said it was gift ideas for them. [/quote] very smart. I was excited when my bff got pregnant because then I could start "looking at baby stuff for her." Lol
Aforementioned white cake with blueberry and lemon.
Sour cream chocolate cake with mocha filling.
Dark chocolate bourbon cake with with dark chocolate ganache.
White cake with cream cheese and fresh raspberry Swiss meringue fillings.
All frosted with with homemade vanilla buttercream. No fondant. Because fuck that shit. Yuck.
OMFG. I hope you got to eat some of all of it. I had exactly one bite of cake at my wedding.
omg yes. I made SURE my wedding planner knew to save us at least one piece of each layer. We ate some back in our hotel room that night and the rest the next morning. Also, we got way more cake than we were going to need so #leftovers. Didn't leave for honeymoon until a couple days later so we got to eat more too.
OMFG. I hope you got to eat some of all of it. I had exactly one bite of cake at my wedding.
omg yes. I made SURE my wedding planner knew to save us at least one piece of each layer. We ate some back in our hotel room that night and the rest the next morning. Also, we got way more cake than we were going to need so #leftovers. Didn't leave for honeymoon until a couple days later so we got to eat more too.
Cake is srs bsns.
We had so much cake leftover that we sent 3/4 of a sheet home with my brother and extra pieces with a bunch of family members and we STILL had most of our fancy cake left. Apparently no one at our wedding liked cake.
Spin-off story: My H and I joked for weeks about how he was going to "get me so good" with the cake feeding thing. He was so cocky about it that he let me feed him first, thinking I'd be nice about it.
Fuck no. I mashed that cake hard into his face. There are pictures. I almost got some up his nose.
He told me later that it just further confirmed we were meant for each other.
This conversation is fascinating to me - on the one side you've got me and a few others who it just doesn't seem to work for and on the other side the folks who the mental game just doesn't work for.
#differentstrokes
#seewhatididthere?
Sometimes I enjoy the mental aspect of getting off, and sometimes I just like getting off with minimal to zero effort. #bestofbothworlds
Same here. Sometimes I want immediate results. Other times, H is allowed to be involved. lol. Also, making a grocery list helps me orgasm because i'm weird. If I concentrate on it, it will never happen.
Sometimes I enjoy the mental aspect of getting off, and sometimes I just like getting off with minimal to zero effort. #bestofbothworlds
Same here. Sometimes I want immediate results. Other times, H is allowed to be involved. lol. Also, making a grocery list helps me orgasm because i'm weird. If I concentrate on it, it will never happen.
When I'm alone, I normally read a book until I can't... I used to read for classes while I masturbated...
Sometimes I enjoy the mental aspect of getting off, and sometimes I just like getting off with minimal to zero effort. #bestofbothworlds
Same here. Sometimes I want immediate results. Other times, H is allowed to be involved. lol. Also, making a grocery list helps me orgasm because i'm weird. If I concentrate on it, it will never happen.
This is quite probably the reason the mental aspect works so well for me. Concentrating on whatever fantasy is in my head (or whatever H and I are doing) keeps me from concentrating on having an orgasm.
Sometimes I enjoy the mental aspect of getting off, and sometimes I just like getting off with minimal to zero effort. #bestofbothworlds
Same here. Sometimes I want immediate results. Other times, H is allowed to be involved. lol. Also, making a grocery list helps me orgasm because i'm weird. If I concentrate on it, it will never happen.
That's kind of awesome. I'm the total opposite. If I'm having trouble, I have to think of the filthiest thing I can imagine. The kind of shit that'd normally make me blush to think about.
Same here. Sometimes I want immediate results. Other times, H is allowed to be involved. lol. Also, making a grocery list helps me orgasm because i'm weird. If I concentrate on it, it will never happen.
This is quite probably the reason the mental aspect works so well for me. Concentrating on whatever fantasy is in my head (or whatever H and I are doing) keeps me from concentrating on having an orgasm.
You think about sex while having sex. That's just bizarre. j/k....
Same here. Sometimes I want immediate results. Other times, H is allowed to be involved. lol. Also, making a grocery list helps me orgasm because i'm weird. If I concentrate on it, it will never happen.
When I'm alone, I normally read a book until I can't... I used to read for classes while I masturbated...
This is fucking awesome. You read a book to achieve orgasm? That is TRULY the best of both worlds. I'm impressed and jealous.
Same here. Sometimes I want immediate results. Other times, H is allowed to be involved. lol. Also, making a grocery list helps me orgasm because i'm weird. If I concentrate on it, it will never happen.
That's kind of awesome. I'm the total opposite. If I'm having trouble, I have to think of the filthiest thing I can imagine. The kind of shit that'd normally make me blush to think about.
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Same here. Sometimes I want immediate results. Other times, H is allowed to be involved. lol. Also, making a grocery list helps me orgasm because i'm weird. If I concentrate on it, it will never happen.
When I'm alone, I normally read a book until I can't... I used to read for classes while I masturbated...
This is also amazing. You're a girl after my own heart.
That's kind of awesome. I'm the total opposite. If I'm having trouble, I have to think of the filthiest thing I can imagine. The kind of shit that'd normally make me blush to think about.
onesweetworld can verify i'm a girl; but when it comes to sex I can be a total dude. Girls that use sex as a weapon confuse the hell out of me. Edit: i broke my grammar. you guise know what I mean there.
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