Post by redwellies on Jan 22, 2015 19:37:20 GMT -5
Here's a couple more:
Halloween 2 years ago. I was not drunk but, was taking a drink of my beer and my friend tapped the bottom of it and it bumped my tooth and chipped it. I have a filling in my front left tooth now.
I went to the house of a friend and was joking with him and pretended to kick him in the crotch. This chick came up and started bitching me out because I was "putting my foot all up in his dick" and her friend liked him. I basically told her to fuck off because he was my friend and I could do what I wanted. She slammed her full beer can into my face. I got a bloody nose and blood all down the front of my white t-shirt. Then I unintentionally antagonized her as we were leaving and she started brawling with the friend I had brought with me. My friend beat the shit out of her.
darwinfish so you're saying you've never done a keg stand?! I think that means you need to do one! Just a tip from my first keg stand, make sure you tuck in your shirt, unless you want to give everyone a free show!
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Second weekend hanging out with DH, his roommates got me and my freshmen friends wasted (they were juniors). I somehow ended up under the beer pong table yelling about how sticky it was. This has become a running joke amongst my friends for 10 years now!
For my bachelorette party, we went to Windsor, Canada and got wasted then went to a fully nude male strip club, where I got an onstage lap dance. I also bought my friend a lap dance for $20. Well apparently $20 American buys you a lot in Canada because the guy took my friend into a private area for a mostly naked lap dance. She was mortified and she had a very serious boyfriend.
I had a patient once who was wasted and tried to break up a fight on a balcony. Instead, he just ran straight off the balcony and broke 4 bones in his foot and 2 in his leg. Don't be a hero on a balcony while drunk.
90% of my ortho cases in fall semester involve alcohol. It's the surgical gift that keeps on giving.
Lol, I'm a born and raised west coaster, but my dad is from Windsor and growing up we'd go there to visit family!
Here's another. I got kicked out of the "Canadian ballet" aka the strip club for slapping a stripper across the face.
The kicker. It was a work Christmas party.
I am so confused by this.... Where do you work that your company christmas party is at a strip club??? And "canadian ballet" Is this a common nickname for a strip club?
Here's another. I got kicked out of the "Canadian ballet" aka the strip club for slapping a stripper across the face.
The kicker. It was a work Christmas party.
I am so confused by this.... Where do you work that your company christmas party is at a strip club??? And "canadian ballet" Is this a common nickname for a strip club?
I worked for a very small pharmacy as a tech. Every year for Christmas they took us out to dinner, got us a limo and took us out to the bars. That year there was a few employees that were not of legal drinking age quite yet in the US. I grew up in WNY near the Canadian border where you can drink at 19- so we decided to go there so we could all drink. Someone decided to have the limo go to the strip club. The "Canadian Ballet" term is quite popular in the WNY region. If I said it there everyone would know exactly what I'm talking about.
I am so confused by this.... Where do you work that your company christmas party is at a strip club??? And "canadian ballet" Is this a common nickname for a strip club?
I worked for a very small pharmacy as a tech. Every year for Christmas they took us out to dinner, got us a limo and took us out to the bars. That year there was a few employees that were not of legal drinking age quite yet in the US. I grew up in WNY near the Canadian border where you can drink at 19- so we decided to go there so we could all drink. Someone decided to have the limo go to the strip club. The "Canadian Ballet" term is quite popular in the WNY region. If I said it there everyone would know exactly what I'm talking about.
In high school we used to have a bonfire in the woods on the weekends and drink. I used to do everything in my power not to break the seal because I was terrified of peeing all over myself. When I couldn't hold it anymore, I'd take off shoes and pant just incase, my best friend would hold my pants. I ended up peeing directly on my shoe.
For years my friends and I had a tradition for someone's birthday. We would bring them around the bar or club and get the men to kiss them on cheek, some did lips, some girls gave kisses too. One year in my early 20s, towards the end of the night, I was being dragged around the bar for my kisses, one guy says to me "oh its a tradition? I have a tradition too, want to know what it is?" in my drunken stupor I said yea. He then proceeded to dump his beer over my head! I was drenched! Worst part is I was so drunk I didn't care I just laughed and told him "good one". I got pissed later when I realized I was cold and wet, at that time all I could remember about him was he was wearing a baseball hat.
I was a party girl in college so there are a ton of stories from back in the day, but I'll share a more recent one
DH and I went to NOLA for our honeymoon and decided to go bar hopping on Bourbon Street. He wound up on stage at some bar singing, projected on TVs out in the street, with everyone cheering him on (and he's a great singer) I wandered into a strip club and proceeded to alternately rub and spank one of the dancer's butts, marveling at how soft her butt skin was
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