One of my co-workers went to Florida. I'm friends with her on facebook and she had posted all these lovely pictures, some with her and her husband, and extended families. She came back to work today.
So I say, "hey! Welcome back! How was your trip?"
She burst into tears. Apparently her mom passed away and she had gone down to spend the last few days with her and for the funeral. I feel like such an ass.
I apologized profusely for being insensitive and not realizing. She actually didn't seem mad or anything. She knows it was an honest mistake. But that doesn't keep me from feeling horrible.
She probably understands. I've had multiple people ask the same thing after two different funerals.
My love tits were meant as support. I hope all your TWs stop being such TWs soon!
I'm going to apologize in advance for this. I'm so sorry. But every time I see your name, I can't help reading it as "anus tart" (instead of "a nu start," as I'm sure you intended).
I read "anu start" because I have friends with the nickname "Anu".
I'm going to apologize in advance for this. I'm so sorry. But every time I see your name, I can't help reading it as "anus tart" (instead of "a nu start," as I'm sure you intended).
I read "anu start" because I have friends with the nickname "Anu".
My love tits were meant as support. I hope all your TWs stop being such TWs soon!
I'm going to apologize in advance for this. I'm so sorry. But every time I see your name, I can't help reading it as "anus tart" (instead of "a nu start," as I'm sure you intended).
I always read it as in "Anus. Tart." It's sexy that way.
I'm going to apologize in advance for this. I'm so sorry. But every time I see your name, I can't help reading it as "anus tart" (instead of "a nu start," as I'm sure you intended).
I always read it as in "Anus. Tart." It's sexy that way.
It IS sexy. And I like the periods you added for extra emphasis.
You guys need to watch Arrested Development! It's so good. And would explain anustart and her awesome username.
I have watched Arrested Development! A couple of times all the way through, in fact. How do I not remember the anustart thing? Remind me?
Stolen from Urban Dictionary:
The license plate taken by Dr Tobias Funke representing his search for 'A NEW(NU) START'. This also gets him registered as a sex offender. Lindsey: I am going to have a new start. Tobias: Too bad, I already have an ANUSTART license plate!
I have watched Arrested Development! A couple of times all the way through, in fact. How do I not remember the anustart thing? Remind me?
Stolen from Urban Dictionary:
The license plate taken by Dr Tobias Funke representing his search for 'A NEW(NU) START'. This also gets him registered as a sex offender. Lindsey: I am going to have a new start. Tobias: Too bad, I already have an ANUSTART license plate!
NOW I REMEMBER! Except I remember it being "analrapist" that gets him registered as a sex offender, when he makes the business card and tries to combine the words "analysis" and "therapist."
On the theme of twatwaffle coworkers - one of mine decided yesterday to share with me her opinion that only unintelligent people develop eating disorders, and that they are basically "Darwinism in effect." She also let me know that she had no compassion for people who suffer from them. This resulted in a bitching-out from me, which she later complained about, which landed me in a manager's office for a "talk." (No, I'm not in any trouble, after explaining what provoked my little outburst.)
For those who remember, this is the same coworker who likes to floss her teeth at the lunch table. I disliked her before, but now I'll be avoiding her like the fucking plague.
I would LOVE to have her say this to my face and see where that gets her. FUCK her.
On the theme of twatwaffle coworkers - one of mine decided yesterday to share with me her opinion that only unintelligent people develop eating disorders, and that they are basically "Darwinism in effect." She also let me know that she had no compassion for people who suffer from them. This resulted in a bitching-out from me, which she later complained about, which landed me in a manager's office for a "talk." (No, I'm not in any trouble, after explaining what provoked my little outburst.)
For those who remember, this is the same coworker who likes to floss her teeth at the lunch table. I disliked her before, but now I'll be avoiding her like the fucking plague.
Give me an address so I can come beat the living daylights out of this woman. What a horrible thing to say.
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