Thursday: Apply Randoms Directly to Forehead

[summerdonna]

Apr 23, 2015 12:25:25 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Apr 23, 2015 11:35:08 GMT -5 summerdonna said:

I'm having an emotional week. Can 4 just be here already so I can go home and have a stiff drink?? I wish it was acceptable to have an afternoon cocktail at work.

This would make my day so much easier because I would give zero fucks about being nice to people. 

Exactly. I'm about to be on a conference call and a little drink would make it so much less horrible.

[kellybenelly83]

Omg. I had the yummiest lunch, AND!!
I saw the HOTTEST guy walk by me. Like HOT DAMN!
if I wasnt married I would have tried to tap that in a public bathroom hot.


I really need to get laid now.....

[onesweetworld]

Apr 23, 2015 11:35:08 GMT -5 summerdonna said:

I'm having an emotional week. Can 4 just be here already so I can go home and have a stiff drink?? I wish it was acceptable to have an afternoon cocktail at work.

It is at my job I might have a beer in a bit.

[requiressnacks]

Apr 23, 2015 10:53:59 GMT -5 youdontsay said:

I told MH I've never smelled another person's fart before so last night before we went to bed he farted and I could smell it. He goes "I cured your sense of smell!" No you didn't.

My DH thinks it's funny to fart on me all the time. In very "special" instances he dutch ovens me. (Yes, this is gross )  I can't believe you've made it this far without him doing that before!

[onesweetworld]

Apr 23, 2015 11:40:47 GMT -5 summerdonna said:

Apr 23, 2015 11:38:16 GMT -5 ohinvrtedworld said:

I am, too. I won't tell anyone if you put vodka in your water bottle if you don't.

I remember sneaking drinks into my night classes a couple times in college. Oh the good old days.

I'd get a Wendy's cup and fill it with beer. Or a Stewart's coffee cup. No one knows....

[summerdonna]

Apr 23, 2015 12:34:35 GMT -5 onesweetworld said:

Apr 23, 2015 11:35:08 GMT -5 summerdonna said:

I'm having an emotional week. Can 4 just be here already so I can go home and have a stiff drink?? I wish it was acceptable to have an afternoon cocktail at work.

It is at my job I might have a beer in a bit.

So much jealous. Have some extra sips for me!

[SheilaTheTank]

Apr 23, 2015 12:34:35 GMT -5 onesweetworld said:

Apr 23, 2015 11:35:08 GMT -5 summerdonna said:

I'm having an emotional week. Can 4 just be here already so I can go home and have a stiff drink?? I wish it was acceptable to have an afternoon cocktail at work.

It is at my job I might have a beer in a bit.

#notsohumblebrag

[teraiin]

I need the weekend. I can't deal with anymore people.

[shemarie82]

I am headed home for my final cleaning. My gut is a mess...just a couple more hours and this will all be over!

[onesweetworld]

Apr 23, 2015 12:36:10 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Apr 23, 2015 12:34:35 GMT -5 onesweetworld said:

It is at my job I might have a beer in a bit.

#notsohumblebrag

Have you ever known me to be humble?

[onesweetworld]

Apr 23, 2015 12:44:14 GMT -5 shemarie82 said:

I am headed home for my final cleaning. My gut is a mess...just a couple more hours and this will all be over!

Good Luck!!! Thinking of you! 

[SheilaTheTank]

Apr 23, 2015 12:56:24 GMT -5 onesweetworld said:

Apr 23, 2015 12:36:10 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

#notsohumblebrag

Have you ever known me to be humble?

[onesweetworld]

Apr 23, 2015 13:01:05 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Apr 23, 2015 12:56:24 GMT -5 onesweetworld said:

Have you ever known me to be humble?

[lilsneezy]

An ADT technician is at my shop right now fixing our security system and he is so, so weird. I'm pretty sure he finished fixing our system like 20 minutes ago but he has been pacing back and forth, looking at art, and laughing on the phone for the last half hour or so. He's been on the phone pretty much the whole time. I just walked by him and heard him talking about handing someone a dildo…?! WTF is going on!

[rooskie]

Now I'm at Mandalay bay and there is a knowledge15 convention and I watching for someone with a Mr. pismoduo name tag.

[rablissful]

Apr 23, 2015 13:01:05 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Apr 23, 2015 12:56:24 GMT -5 onesweetworld said:

Have you ever known me to be humble?

A+ Gif use

[requiressnacks]

Thank you, GKU, for making my workday go by so fast today. The entertainment has been top notch.

[Deleted]

Ugh, I have to spend quality time with MH tonight. Why did the threads have to be so good today?
I should have never complained.

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

An old coworker (talking retired 10 years ago, but is now a "consultant") just printed off an e-mail and handed it to me instead of forwarding it to me.

WHY?

[Deleted]

Apr 23, 2015 16:18:24 GMT -5 ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ said:

An old coworker (talking retired 10 years ago, but is now a "consultant") just printed off an e-mail and handed it to me instead of forwarding it to me.

WHY?

Efficiency.

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

Apr 23, 2015 16:20:26 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

Apr 23, 2015 16:18:24 GMT -5 ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ said:

An old coworker (talking retired 10 years ago, but is now a "consultant") just printed off an e-mail and handed it to me instead of forwarding it to me.

WHY?

Efficiency.

Opposite Day?

[diamondsndaisies]

I am so done with today. Thank goodness I get tomorrow off.

[Deleted]

Apr 23, 2015 16:21:41 GMT -5 ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ said:

Apr 23, 2015 16:20:26 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

Efficiency.

Opposite Day?

No?

[Deleted]

Apr 23, 2015 16:33:39 GMT -5 diamondsndaisies said:

I am so done with today. Thank goodness I get tomorrow off.

Yay for getting off.

[nerdykitten]

I am finally done processing the books for the hospital's center for professional development. Tomorrow morning I will approve all of those records, box up the books, and then kindly tell the representative of the center to come get the boxes out of my space. I will no longer be stuck in a fort of books that do not intrigue me and I shall have a desk again!

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

Apr 23, 2015 16:35:54 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

Apr 23, 2015 16:21:41 GMT -5 ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ said:

Opposite Day?

No?

How is printing off an e-mail and walking over to my desk to deliver it to me more efficient than clicking the "Forward" button on his e-mail? I is confused.

[nerdykitten]

Apr 23, 2015 16:38:13 GMT -5 ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ said:

Apr 23, 2015 16:35:54 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

No?

How is printing off an e-mail and walking over to my desk to deliver it to me more efficient than clicking the "Forward" button on his e-mail? I is confused.

It doesn't, unless he thought you didn't check your e-mail enough. If part of the paper was gone I would ask if he had wanted a snack. No I am so not joking one of the retired librarians here had pica and that was sometimes her snack of choice.

[Sparkly]

Ummmm haiiii..... can I get a TL;DR on UO and randoms today, JIC I missed anything good here? That'd be great. Thx!

{I've made it to page 5 on UO if that helps }

[nerdykitten]

Apr 23, 2015 16:43:55 GMT -5 Sparkly said:

Ummmm haiiii..... can I get a TL;DR on UO and randoms today, JIC I missed anything good here? That'd be great. Thx!

{I've made it to page 5 on UO if that helps }

There is a troll in the dungeon whom I think everyone is finally ready to just ignore.
There was more discussion about Mrs Lollipop's marriage and H's reactions about being told they are going to be a dad.
Food and movie UOs to get past the discomfort of previous discussion.
It was discussed why girl scout cookies have different names; evidently there are two bakeries they can be purchased from by the troops.

Also shemarie82 had/has her home visit today and hopefully it went swimmingly.

I think those were the important points.

[diamondsndaisies]

Apr 23, 2015 16:36:28 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

Apr 23, 2015 16:33:39 GMT -5 diamondsndaisies said:

I am so done with today. Thank goodness I get tomorrow off.

Yay for getting off.

Thank you to the State of Nebraska and having statewide hug a tree day formally known as Arbor Day.