MONDAY DRINKS.

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

So, the first base coach for the KC Royals' name is Rusty (Russell). His last name is pronounced "koonts." But his last name is spelled "Kuntz."

Rusty Kuntz. MH and I say it wrong all the time. It's just too fun.

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Apr 27, 2015 18:08:37 GMT -5 ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ said:

So, the first base coach for the KC Royals' name is Rusty (Russell). His last name is pronounced "koonts." But his last name is spelled "Kuntz."

Rusty Kuntz. MH and I say it wrong all the time. It's just too fun.

It's pronounced VAGINA. Sheesh.

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

Apr 27, 2015 18:21:40 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

Apr 27, 2015 18:08:37 GMT -5 ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ said:

So, the first base coach for the KC Royals' name is Rusty (Russell). His last name is pronounced "koonts." But his last name is spelled "Kuntz."

Rusty Kuntz. MH and I say it wrong all the time. It's just too fun.

It's pronounced VAGINA. Sheesh.

Are you being sarcastic?

You know - the internet at all.

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Apr 27, 2015 18:24:13 GMT -5 ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ said:

Apr 27, 2015 18:21:40 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

It's pronounced VAGINA. Sheesh.

Are you being sarcastic?

You know - the internet at all.

Just because I was excited to find this little gem. I have to say.

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

Apr 27, 2015 18:28:42 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

Apr 27, 2015 18:24:13 GMT -5 ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ said:

Are you being sarcastic?

You know - the internet at all.

Just because I was excited to find this little gem. I have to say.

LOL.

[notthedroids]

H and I are playing grand theft auto and he just paid me this compliment(?): you're way better at killing people than you are at driving. All I could think was oh if only the govt was listening to this conversation.

[Sparkly]

TJ's frozen chocolate lava cake or brownie in a mug for dessert...? Big decisions.

[SheilaTheTank]

Just read CLE's husband's final blog post and I'm bawling my fucking eyes out. I wasn't going to drink tonight but I think I need to.

[kaliRN]

Finally home from a day that started boring and became crazy really quick. Bad ass nurse Kali took over the show and fixed all the problems. LOL now I am in bed with my laptop, tv remotes, pups, and I'm ready for chat because DH is working and I get to stay up late!

[SheilaTheTank]

Apr 27, 2015 18:44:14 GMT -5 Sparkly said:

TJ's frozen chocolate lava cake or brownie in a mug for dessert...? Big decisions.

Why choose?

[notthedroids]

Apr 27, 2015 18:51:07 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Apr 27, 2015 18:44:14 GMT -5 Sparkly said:

TJ's frozen chocolate lava cake or brownie in a mug for dessert...? Big decisions.

Why choose?

Took the words right outta my mouth.

[onesweetworld]

I'll be here around 9!!! I miss you guys

Working sucks.

[SheilaTheTank]

Ummmm, what the bloody hell happened in parenting today? They have a thread that's 51 pages long and it's not even a drinking thread!

[lemoncupcake]

We just got home from vacation - I have eaten horribly and drank much more than normal, so I've got to cut back a bit. So I'll be drinking a La Croix and pretending that it has vodka in it

[notthedroids]

Apr 27, 2015 18:55:27 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Ummmm, what the bloody hell happened in parenting today? They have a thread that's 51 pages long and it's not even a drinking thread!

::runs to parenting to be a dirty lurker::

[cjchio]

Apr 27, 2015 18:46:09 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Just read CLE's husband's final blog post and I'm bawling my fucking eyes out. I wasn't going to drink tonight but I think I need to.

Me too.

[bunnyfungo]

Tonight is my Friday. I'm ready to driiiiiiiink.

[bunnyfungo]

Hi.

[notthedroids]

Okay guise. I had the wine, I'm not on vacation, I told H to make sure his sperm are sneaky, I'm relaxed, and I will attempt to stand on my head for 30 minutes. When I come back I'm gonna be totes preggers. #sarcasmismyfirstlanguage

[kaliRN]

Apr 27, 2015 18:55:27 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Ummmm, what the bloody hell happened in parenting today? They have a thread that's 51 pages long and it's not even a drinking thread!

They are getting all crazy and looking up IP addresses. I skipped right to page 51 

[teraiin]

Apr 27, 2015 19:11:50 GMT -5 kaliRN said:

Apr 27, 2015 18:55:27 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Ummmm, what the bloody hell happened in parenting today? They have a thread that's 51 pages long and it's not even a drinking thread!

They are getting all crazy and looking up IP addresses. I skipped right to page 51 

That's what I did too. Something about someone friending people on fb?

[stephiestark]

Apr 27, 2015 19:08:53 GMT -5 notthedroids said:

Okay guise. I had the wine, I'm not on vacation, I told H to make sure his sperm are sneaky, I'm relaxed, and I will attempt to stand on my head for 30 minutes. When I come back I'm gonna be totes preggers. #sarcasmismyfirstlanguage

Are you doing a headstand or a handstand? Headstand for a boy and handstand for a girl. [insert sarcasm font]

[cabgirl]

Apr 27, 2015 18:44:14 GMT -5 Sparkly said:

TJ's frozen chocolate lava cake or brownie in a mug for dessert...? Big decisions.

This decision has probably been made, since you said this 35 minutes ago, but I'm voting chocolate lava cake.

[cabgirl]

I'm on my third drink somehow. It tastes as good or better than the first two.

[notthedroids]

Apr 27, 2015 19:19:43 GMT -5 stephiestark said:

Apr 27, 2015 19:08:53 GMT -5 notthedroids said:

Okay guise. I had the wine, I'm not on vacation, I told H to make sure his sperm are sneaky, I'm relaxed, and I will attempt to stand on my head for 30 minutes. When I come back I'm gonna be totes preggers. #sarcasmismyfirstlanguage

Are you doing a headstand or a handstand? Headstand for a boy and handstand for a girl. [insert sarcasm font]

Fuck. I did a headstand. But only for loke 2 minutes. Now I'm gonna have a mutant. Maybe it'll be an X-Men!
Eta. My fingers are slower than my head

[joy]

Sigh. I so badly want to bitch about something but I can't. Just - some self awareness would do wonders for some people. Just a smidge. It's not too much to ask, right??

#vagueTCFing. I suck.

EDIT: This involves no one here but another group that I'm a member of but can't say anything without being a drama llama. But, like, we're all not pregnant! A little thoughtfulness before speaking would be nice.

[cabgirl]

Apr 27, 2015 19:28:31 GMT -5 joy said:

Sigh. I so badly want to bitch about something but I can't. Just - some self awareness would do wonders for some people. Just a smidge. It's not too much to ask, right??

#vagueTCFing. I suck.

Why can't you? I don't think I ever hear you bitch. Do it!

[kaliRN]

Apr 27, 2015 19:28:31 GMT -5 joy said:

Sigh. I so badly want to bitch about something but I can't. Just - some self awareness would do wonders for some people. Just a smidge. It's not too much to ask, right??

#vagueTCFing. I suck.

EDIT: This involves no here but another group that I'm a member of but can't say anything without being a drama llama. But, like, we're all not pregnant! A little thoughtfulness before speaking would be nice.

NOW you've made me curious!

[mrsjene]

Apr 27, 2015 19:28:31 GMT -5 joy said:

Sigh. I so badly want to bitch about something but I can't. Just - some self awareness would do wonders for some people. Just a smidge. It's not too much to ask, right??

#vagueTCFing. I suck.

EDIT: This involves no one here but another group that I'm a member of but can't say anything without being a drama llama. But, like, we're all not pregnant! A little thoughtfulness before speaking would be nice.

Well now...you can't just drop this gem and walk away. 

[notthedroids]

Hugs joy!