Friday Flame Free Confessions.

[lemoncupcake]

May 1, 2015 8:23:47 GMT -5 SubtleGrandeur said:

May 1, 2015 7:12:12 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

I shave my toes ::blush::

I used to... but then I had laser hair removal done.  Best. Thing. EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm holding out for the invention of the full body laser machine - I'm imagining something like one of those stand-up spray tan booths. I want to be hairless from the neck down.

[mynameiscarrie]

If my husband and I told each other everything we buy, it would be ridiculous. If he knew the obscene amount of money I've spent at Target over the last 6 months, he might pass out. But that's also why we have separate bank accounts. One joint account that we both contribute to for joint savings and bills, and separate accounts for gas, week day lunches, and whatever the fuck else we want to buy for ourselves. If it comes out of his account, IDGAF what it is. Unless it's hookers. Then I care.

[kaliRN]

May 1, 2015 8:25:47 GMT -5 @erin2021 said:

May 1, 2015 8:21:41 GMT -5 kaliRN said:

Two things I don't understand. 1. I don't get why anyone would need "permission" to do anything: I thought that was the point of a partnership. Talk things over and come to a decision. 2. I also don't understand the lie- even a small one. I tell MH everything- sometimes too much and he does the same. Maybe that's just us. I buy something- I just tell him and vice versa. But I'm not in your marriage so whatever works for you.

I'm the same way. Someone came into my work the other day selling make up. I bought some and told my husband right after. We are on a budget right now, but I just told him because it isn't worth hiding. He didn't care, he said it looked nice on me!

I don't feel like I HAVE to tell him everything, I just tell him because I don't see the point of hiding things from him. I'm sure there are things that have happened that I haven't told him, but it's just because I haven't thought to tell him.

Exactly. Also- I want to tell him things. When I get new clothing or new shoes I want to show him. He's my best friend- I get excited to tell him these things. Never once has he asked me if I should have really bought something or asked me to return anything.

[mugster]

Let's not do the who shares money and who doesn't share money conversation again. It will take over the thread! Eleventy!

[fepon2424]

May 1, 2015 8:06:37 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

May 1, 2015 7:57:34 GMT -5 fepon2424 said:

Lesson Learned...

The key is to not get butthurt about it. You've gotta be able to laugh at yourself if you wanna hang out.

No butthurt here. It gave me a good giggle to start my morning. 

[SubtleGrandeur]

May 1, 2015 8:26:04 GMT -5 lemoncupcake said:

May 1, 2015 8:23:47 GMT -5 SubtleGrandeur said:

I used to... but then I had laser hair removal done.  Best. Thing. EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm holding out for the invention of the full body laser machine - I'm imagining something like one of those stand-up spray tan booths. I want to be hairless from the neck down.

Now THAT is an invention I can get on board with.  But, I'd need it for maybe my upper lip down... 

[Deleted]

I can have an orgasm without any kind of stimulation! Just by thinking about something!

There ya go for a changer upper!

[mynameiscarrie]

May 1, 2015 7:12:12 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

I shave my toes ::blush::

Me too! I actually was told by a foot specialist that that was a good thing. It means you're getting good circulation to your feet. He said "It's like grass. When it gets enough water, it grows. Same thing for hair on your feet/toes." 

So now I shave it, but I'm secretly like "WTG circulatory system! You the real MVP."

[mynameiscarrie]

May 1, 2015 8:28:20 GMT -5 mugster said:

Let's not do the who shares money and who doesn't share money conversation again. It will take over the thread! Eleventy!

My bad. I must have missed the last one. I only mentioned it to give context as to why I don't tell MH all the things.


DO NOT ENGAGE!

[kaliRN]

May 1, 2015 8:26:22 GMT -5 mynameiscarrie said:

If my husband and I told each other everything we buy, it would be ridiculous. If he knew the obscene amount of money I've spent at Target over the last 6 months, he might pass out. But that's also why we have separate bank accounts. One joint account that we both contribute to for joint savings and bills, and separate accounts for gas, week day lunches, and whatever the fuck else we want to buy for ourselves. If it comes out of his account, IDGAF what it is. Unless it's hookers. Then I care.

I commend you for being able to do this- but this would never work for me. We subscribe to the "our" money plan. It's our home, our cars, our money. I don't like separating things and neither does he. This is way healthier for us. And also MH isn't the best with balancing budgets and so this is where I come in.

Edits: Whoops- sorry! Ignore me! Didn't see the above post. Move along people.

[mugster]

May 1, 2015 8:29:15 GMT -5 @erin2021 said:

I can have an orgasm without any kind of stimulation! Just by thinking about something!

There ya go for a changer upper!

I had an orgasm in a dream / while waking up from a dream once. That is the closest I can come to your cumming feat!

[getzystark]

May 1, 2015 8:29:15 GMT -5 @erin2021 said:

I can have an orgasm without any kind of stimulation! Just by thinking about something!

There ya go for a changer upper!

Da fuq?! You must be a magical unicorn.

[mrsrexmanning]

I'm currently researching inflatable bounce houses for my soon to be 3 year old's birthday party. I'm seriously considering the one that's twice as expensive with the giant water slide attached solely for my own personal enjoyment.

[ghostmonkey]

May 1, 2015 8:21:41 GMT -5 kaliRN said:

Two things I don't understand. 1. I don't get why anyone would need "permission" to do anything: I thought that was the point of a partnership. Talk things over and come to a decision. 2. I also don't understand the lie- even a small one. I tell MH everything- sometimes too much and he does the same. Maybe that's just us. I buy something- I just tell him and vice versa. But I'm not in your marriage so whatever works for you.

Because sometimes it's just easier.


No honey, I've always had two singlets for lifting. Why do you ask?

[madasm0530]

May 1, 2015 7:12:12 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

I shave my toes ::blush::

ME TOO!

[akraus2015]

May 1, 2015 7:45:20 GMT -5 shemarie82 said:

May 1, 2015 7:42:27 GMT -5 singingsea said:

Flame free correct?

I want H's boss to suffer. Maybe all her toenails fall off or she's banned from buying wine in the state. May her air conditioning go out on the hottest of balls day and she's can get it serviced for a week. I hope she finds hair that's not hers in her toothbrush.

Banned from wine?!?! That is harsh!

Ooh...how about, she has all the wine and no bottle opener??  So then she just has to look at it and not drink it!

[SubtleGrandeur]

May 1, 2015 8:29:15 GMT -5 @erin2021 said:

I can have an orgasm without any kind of stimulation! Just by thinking about something!

There ya go for a changer upper!

Want.

[Deleted]

May 1, 2015 8:31:12 GMT -5 getzystark said:

May 1, 2015 8:29:15 GMT -5 @erin2021 said:

I can have an orgasm without any kind of stimulation! Just by thinking about something!

There ya go for a changer upper!

Da fuq?! You must be a magical unicorn.

I figured it out in high school when fooling around with a guy. I was shocked as hell, but definitely something I'm not complaining about!

[ironbaby]

May 1, 2015 8:29:15 GMT -5 @erin2021 said:

I can have an orgasm without any kind of stimulation! Just by thinking about something!

There ya go for a changer upper!

Wait, what? Seriously?

I want your lyfe.

[SubtleGrandeur]

May 1, 2015 8:32:08 GMT -5 akraus2015 said:

May 1, 2015 7:45:20 GMT -5 shemarie82 said:

Banned from wine?!?! That is harsh!

Ooh...how about, she has all the wine and no bottle opener??  So then she just has to look at it and not drink it!

I'd break that shit open in a heartbeat. 

[mrsrexmanning]

May 1, 2015 8:31:28 GMT -5 @ismellbooks said:

PEOPLE. We need hair. Stop shaving all the things.

Well... maybe not all the things.

The hairs on my big toes serve no purpose except to reinforce the hobbit-esque look of my feet.

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

May 1, 2015 7:43:59 GMT -5 fepon2424 said:

I am new to this community and thought it was a flame free thread. I was feeling a little guilty and thought I would share. Guess it isn't so "flame free". Sorry ladies.

Reread the pinned "Welcome to GKU" thread.

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

May 1, 2015 8:33:34 GMT -5 mrsrexmanning said:

May 1, 2015 8:31:28 GMT -5 @ismellbooks said:

PEOPLE. We need hair. Stop shaving all the things.

Well... maybe not all the things.

The hairs on my big toes serve no purpose except to reinforce the hobbit-esque look of my feet.

Totally with you on this one. Also, my big toes look like they ate three other toes.

[mrsjene]

May 1, 2015 8:15:19 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

May 1, 2015 8:10:51 GMT -5 ghostmonkey said:

Lying about shirts is a gateway lie.

A kid I went to high school with use to lie about shirts from time to time. Last I saw him, he was lying about bodies in the basement. Tragic.

H is seriously asking why I'm laughing so hard. 

[summerdonna]

May 1, 2015 8:27:37 GMT -5 @ismellbooks said:

May 1, 2015 7:49:56 GMT -5 summerdonna said:

I work from home one day a week. There have been a few times where I have woken up and signed into my computer and then taken a nap.

Or... woke up, signed into my computer, and commenced a Gilmore Girls binge.

I usually take those days to catch up on my DVR. But that leads to another confession. I have never seen Gilmore Girls!

[akraus2015]

May 1, 2015 8:33:27 GMT -5 SubtleGrandeur said:

May 1, 2015 8:32:08 GMT -5 akraus2015 said:

Ooh...how about, she has all the wine and no bottle opener??  So then she just has to look at it and not drink it!

I'd break that shit open in a heartbeat. 

One time I lost my corkscrew and I googled "how to open wine without a bottle opener".  I tried to do this fancy trick with a knife.  I ended up with Cabernet all over my clothes, the kitchen walls, and the ceiling.  And a cork inside the bottle.  I drank it anyway.

[akraus2015]

My FFFC is that I think my boss is sexy and sometimes I have sex dreams about him. Not only is he a wonderful, kind human being, he's also 6'3 and looks great in a suit. #workeyecandy

[mynameiscarrie]

May 1, 2015 8:39:25 GMT -5 akraus2015 said:

My FFFC is that I think my boss is sexy and sometimes I have sex dreams about him. Not only is he a wonderful, kind human being, he's also 6'3 and looks great in a suit. #workeyecandy

"Mr. Grey will see you now."

[akraus2015]

May 1, 2015 8:40:26 GMT -5 mynameiscarrie said:

May 1, 2015 8:39:25 GMT -5 akraus2015 said:

My FFFC is that I think my boss is sexy and sometimes I have sex dreams about him. Not only is he a wonderful, kind human being, he's also 6'3 and looks great in a suit. #workeyecandy

"Mr. Grey will see you now."

Haa!!  Oh no, that's what I'm going to think every time I see him today!

[lemoncupcake]

May 1, 2015 8:36:36 GMT -5 summerdonna said:

May 1, 2015 8:27:37 GMT -5 @ismellbooks said:

Or... woke up, signed into my computer, and commenced a Gilmore Girls binge.

I usually take those days to catch up on my DVR. But that leads to another confession. I have never seen Gilmore Girls!

Do it! I watched the whole series a few months ago for the first time. It was good!