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Post by butlerfan on May 1, 2015 20:26:34 GMT -5

May 1, 2015 20:25:20 GMT -5 BurritosAtEveryMeal said:

Maybe a small child wrote the riddles. I get so many bad jokes from small children at work.

H works at a daycare. He comes home and tells me these jokes.

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May 1, 2015 20:26:34 GMT -5 butlerfan said:

May 1, 2015 20:25:20 GMT -5 BurritosAtEveryMeal said:

Maybe a small child wrote the riddles. I get so many bad jokes from small children at work.

H works at a daycare. He comes home and tells me these jokes.

So know my jokes consists of corny kids jokes/puns, math humor and that's ehat she/he said.

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BurritosAtEveryMeal Gold Trophy Posts: 2,268 Love-Tits: 6,237	Have All the Drinks May 1, 2015 20:29:46 GMT -5 via Tapatalk Post by BurritosAtEveryMeal on May 1, 2015 20:29:46 GMT -5 DH is on a corny dad joke kick lately. He always messes up the punch line or gets lost in the long setup.
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May 1, 2015 20:29:46 GMT -5 BurritosAtEveryMeal said:

DH is on a corny dad joke kick lately. He always messes up the punch line or gets lost in the long setup.

I always forget an important detail and have to say 'oh wait, I forgot to say...' in almost every story or joke I tell.

My H has the patience of a saint.

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getzystark Platinum Trophy Posts: 2,805 Love-Tits: 9,743	Have All the Drinks May 1, 2015 20:37:06 GMT -5 via mobile Post by getzystark on May 1, 2015 20:37:06 GMT -5 May 1, 2015 20:32:40 GMT -5 @sluttybigb00bz said: May 1, 2015 20:31:14 GMT -5 getzystark said: Kirkland Light!!! Haaaiiiiiii!!!!!!!!
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Sammich_Cat Kakashi is my spirit animal Gold Trophy Posts: 1,386 Love-Tits: 4,192	Have All the Drinks May 1, 2015 20:38:16 GMT -5 Post by Sammich_Cat on May 1, 2015 20:38:16 GMT -5 My favorite joke starts: Person 1: knock knock Person 2: who's there? Person 1: to Person 2: to who? .... Anyone want to guess the punch line?
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Post by BurritosAtEveryMeal on May 1, 2015 20:43:22 GMT -5

This is DH's fave at the moment, but he reads it word for word from his phone:
A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

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lemoncupcake Gold Trophy Posts: 1,300 Love-Tits: 2,842	Have All the Drinks May 1, 2015 20:43:29 GMT -5 Post by lemoncupcake on May 1, 2015 20:43:29 GMT -5 May 1, 2015 20:20:14 GMT -5 BurritosAtEveryMeal said: Someone should put tiny riddles on beer bottle caps. That could be fun! ETA the names in the riddles seem to be throwing us off. Who writes riddles?! Lone star beer has them! It's a fun bar activity.
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Post by butlerfan on May 1, 2015 20:53:01 GMT -5

I'm on a roll tonight. Tomorrow I will be stumped by everything

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