TMI Tuesday...put it all out there!

[stinybean]

I tried to post this last week, but my phone is stupid.

I have an awful time with getting toilet paper at work getting stuck in my crotch and butt. I know it has a lot to do with the following: 1.my school has zero ply toilet paper 2. I'm always rushing to get back to the kids 3. Swamp crotch makes me sticky 4. I can't see down there

I never know if I have stuff stuck or not until I get home and use my nice ply included toilet paper and can wipe better.

[periwinkledaydreams]

May 5, 2015 15:15:54 GMT -5 bruunk said:

Oh joy, I get to hope on the weird poop issue train. I've been slow in that department but not too worried - iron supplements and I was never super regular. Started extra fiber three days ago to counter the iron and today my body got the message. My toilet and I are getting some real quality time.

All I can say is, make sure you flush frequently so you don't end up with the disaster that I had to deal with this morning.  I feel like a fully qualified plumber after what I've been through!

[dogmama22]

Tonight as I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm dying of heat, so I just started peeling off my work clothes, deciding I would change into comfier clothes after. I get down to my bra and realize it's just soaked in sweat, so I go ahead and peel that off too. A few seconds later as I'm wiping, I start to feel something dripping onto my legs. I look down to huge drops all over my legs and see my boobs have huge droplets all over them. I'm all about that my body is ready to feed the babe, but come on! Dripping is just out of control all because of contact with the air!

[mrskblack11]

Wiping and seeing blood only to realize it came from your butt hole.

[periwinkledaydreams]

mrskblack11, I'm so sorry I laughed, that sucks and is terrible, but Jack Black is the best and I can't not laugh when I see his adorable face.

[jcprn]

I'd like to weigh in on the potty talk.

I had jumbalaya for dinner last night but I cut up lots of fresh peppers and put them in thinking I would be healthier (followed immediately by Tums). A few hours later I farted and it smelled just like peppers. Not fart. Peppers. Omg so gross. Then before bed while I was starting to listen to my hypnobirthing CD and had to run to the bathroom to poo and narrowly missed hardcore sharting in bed.

The sexiness is literally radiating from me.

[ravinraven216]

I should go take my dog for a walk, but I have crippling levels of chaffing. It was all I could manage to stand long enough to make dinner. Now I'm laying here with an ice pack on my inner thigh bits playing Ticket to Ride and reading a mediocre historical fiction novel on my iPad.

I can handle the boob leakage, the explosive poops, and waking up at 3:00 am boiling when the AC is on, but not being able to walk is hands down the worst.

[missjenniebean]

maddib love tit BC I have to wear a pad just BC a panty liner doesn't cut it anymore. I feel ya.

Everytime I pee (which is a lot) and I wipe I have a serious change of discharge from last week. It is a lot more than normal. Grosses me out and idk what to think of it.

[sugarbean17]

Swamp crotch, leaky sore boobs, gross slime coming out of my down there (which is very close to what keeps coming out of my super stuffy nose), a lot of cramping, the baby dropped which made it so I could breathe again which finally made sex with hubby doable.
I am sick of false labor at night. A couple of hours no matter what I do then suddenly goes away. Now don't get me wrong I'm thankful that it isn't real labor quite yet but it should hold off for a couple more weeks.

[carolyngrace]

All this thread did was make me super jealous of those of you who are pooping. I'd take skid marks any day over this constipation!

[carolyngrace]

May 5, 2015 19:54:04 GMT -5 missjenniebean said:

maddib love tit BC I have to wear a pad just BC a panty liner doesn't cut it anymore. I feel ya.

Everytime I pee (which is a lot) and I wipe I have a serious change of discharge from last week. It is a lot more than normal. Grosses me out and idk what to think of it.

Mine changed this week too. So gross.

[pghtruelove]

My discharge has turned to a weird orange color, and I'm having a little bit of blood when I wipe.... Totally SS last night freaked out and called my dr 3 times.

A new thing for me is my breath smells SO bad. No matter how many mints, gum,etc I eat. Even directly after I brush my teeth and use listerine my breath smells like shit. My poor SO doesn't want to make me feel bad and I can hear him hold his breath to give me a kiss.

[bendherova]

Oh, forgot one. DS1 ran off on Sunday am after I told him not to do so. I chased after him. Totes wet my pants, but I caught him!

[Widget123]

Anyone have any good deodorant recommendations? I used to use Secret but the packaging of the last couple of deodorants I bought of that brand was really poor, so I switched to Dove, but I was a total sweat pit yesterday with Dove.

[sabrinaml]

May 6, 2015 6:24:30 GMT -5 Widget123 said:

Anyone have any good deodorant recommendations? I used to use Secret but the packaging of the last couple of deodorants I bought of that brand was really poor, so I switched to Dove, but I was a total sweat pit yesterday with Dove.

I started buying and using men's deodorant. I've never found a women's deodorant that works good for me. One of my running buddies told me she just uses her husbands (same reasons), I figured my hubs would be weirded out if we shared deodorant. I buy men's degree for me and right guard for hubs

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May 6, 2015 7:17:56 GMT -5 sabrinaml said:

May 6, 2015 6:24:30 GMT -5 Widget123 said:

Anyone have any good deodorant recommendations? I used to use Secret but the packaging of the last couple of deodorants I bought of that brand was really poor, so I switched to Dove, but I was a total sweat pit yesterday with Dove.

I started buying and using men's deodorant. I've never found a women's deodorant that works good for me. One of my running buddies told me she just uses her husbands (same reasons), I figured my hubs would be weirded out if we shared deodorant. I buy men's degree for me and right guard for hubs

+1 on men's deodorant. I actually prefer the way it smells!

[nettje]

May 6, 2015 5:30:03 GMT -5 budders said:

May 5, 2015 8:18:55 GMT -5 nettje said:

The gas.... OMG the gas. For the past week, I haven't been able to stop farting and it's gross. I'm putting the dog to shame (and she's a stinky thing - like clear the room stinky). My poor DH....

And I can't control it either... I sit down, and I fart. I walk and i fart. It's unstoppable

This is me. It is so embarrassing in the middle of teaching when all eyes and ears are on you, particularly the adults in my room, and you can't hold it in.

And then the smell comes.

I so remember that when I was teaching while pregnant with DD. although I wasn't nearly as bad with my first pregnancy as I am with this one.

[wormgerm]

I just didn't make it all the way upstairs to the bathroom before my body started pooping. This is not the most glamorous phase of life for me. Not at all.

[jessila]

I went to tame the large overbearing bush between my legs today. It'd been a while. I usually use like a beard trimmer for it anyhow. Well, everything is much more swollen than normal and even on my moderate length setting I sliced myself open. And blood everywhere. Running down my leg, all over the shaver, making a nice trail down the tub. I felt really stupid. After it slowed I went to check in the mirror but could only see a bloody blotch. So much for sex tonight.

[kemdupuis]

My poo is outta control. I am clogging the toilet atleast once a day. It is absolutely disgusting!

[missjenniebean]

May 6, 2015 16:32:12 GMT -5 wormgerm said:

I just didn't make it all the way upstairs to the bathroom before my body started pooping. This is not the most glamorous phase of life for me. Not at all.

Same. I've had more glamorous phases as well.