Saturday night adult beverage time ...

[helloerrbody]

#qualitynotquantity

[aprilz81]

Okay, not a humble brag, I'm genuinely curious.

I don't get sore/raw with the amount of sex we have and we don't use lube. Do I just have more natural lubrication than normal? DH is an average size so maybe your partners are larger? Some combination?

[onesweetworld]

May 16, 2015 22:20:57 GMT -5 daisy818 said:

This is a post and run, but I just had to share this with someone. I just had to play "Where's the poop?" with my dog. I could smell it, just didn't see it right away. Answer: In the pile of clothes next to the hamper. At least I was already planning to wash them?  Apparently Daisy thought that the traditional first anniversary gift is shit.  Thanks, dog!

Happy Anniversary

[onesweetworld]

May 16, 2015 22:44:02 GMT -5 pismoduo said:

This is an odd drinking thread. Makeup, masturbation, and sex. Nice.

And cheese!

[SheilaTheTank]

May 16, 2015 22:54:04 GMT -5 aprilz81 said:

Okay, not a humble brag, I'm genuinely curious.

I don't get sore/raw with the amount of sex we have and we don't use lube. Do I just have more natural lubrication than normal? DH is an average size so maybe your partners are larger? Some combination?

I'm dry as a desert normally, so maybe you're just extra juicy?

As long as you enjoy it, keep doing it!

[onesweetworld]

Ok I'm going to sleep. I got laid and now I'm passing out. LY girls!!

[helloerrbody]

May 16, 2015 22:54:04 GMT -5 aprilz81 said:

Okay, not a humble brag, I'm genuinely curious.

I don't get sore/raw with the amount of sex we have and we don't use lube. Do I just have more natural lubrication than normal? DH is an average size so maybe your partners are larger? Some combination?

For me it's not an issue of dryness, but I still get sore from frequent sex.  I don't think H is abnormally large but maybe he's big and my vag is small?  IDK.

[mlgnumbers]

May 16, 2015 22:54:04 GMT -5 aprilz81 said:

Okay, not a humble brag, I'm genuinely curious.

I don't get sore/raw with the amount of sex we have and we don't use lube. Do I just have more natural lubrication than normal? DH is an average size so maybe your partners are larger? Some combination?

We have sex quite frequently, and I don't get sore. I'm not sure the reason, but I'm thankful. A sore vag sounds torturous.

[Deleted]

On way home. Everyone is probably asleep.

[pismoduo]

May 16, 2015 22:54:04 GMT -5 aprilz81 said:

Okay, not a humble brag, I'm genuinely curious.

I don't get sore/raw with the amount of sex we have and we don't use lube. Do I just have more natural lubrication than normal? DH is an average size so maybe your partners are larger? Some combination?

Maybe it's just that you guys have been doing it at this frequency for a while and you're used to it?

[Andrea]

Yikes. Now I feel like we have no sex compared to some of you guys! Am I old? We are happy with 1-2x week, with H traveling so much that has been hard. We are lucky to get 3-4x month.



Edit: submitted too quick.

[pismoduo]

May 16, 2015 23:55:38 GMT -5 Andrea said:

Yikes. Now I feel like we have no sex compared to some of you guys! Am I old? We are happy with 1-2x week, with H traveling so much that has been hard. We are lucky to get 3-4x month.



Edit: submitted too quick.

Not alone. That's us. Ramps up a bit early in my cycle, but once or twice a week is average.

[pismoduo]

Figures that one of the few times I'm legit tipsy and hanging out here everyone is gone.

Dovah and my H are arguing about politics. Dovah's H and I are just randomly interjecting stupid thoughts (I.e the pony express only ran for one year) to irritate them.

[rivers and roads]

May 16, 2015 23:55:38 GMT -5 Andrea said:

Yikes. Now I feel like we have no sex compared to some of you guys! Am I old? We are happy with 1-2x week, with H traveling so much that has been hard. We are lucky to get 3-4x month.



Edit: submitted too quick.

Yeah, more power to those 5-6 days a week-ers! We did okay EOD for our first cycle TTC, but then that lasted over a hundred days the novelty was more than gone. Now it's just a battle of mixed schedules/frustrated emotions tied to the whole thing. I want vacation sex.

[snakefisherbub]

So I don't have an adult beverage because work and all that. I do have a random though.

So earlier I was in the bathroom and someone came in but not to a stall. I come out and there's this woman with no pants on witj her foot on the sink, putting saran wrap around her toenails. What's I think more weird she still wanted to have a conversation with me while she was still pantless and putting wrap on. She told me that apparently doing that helps keep your polish from getting messed up when you have to put shoes on. Lady I don't care I just wanted to go pee and get out of here. A couple of weeks ago I saw a woman butt ass naked in the women's shower room. I mean a little bit more reasonable but I mean c'mon. She had to reach over and put her tits practically in my face reaching for her shirt that she had on the side of the sink I was using. The weird things I see at work, good grief!

[rivers and roads]

May 17, 2015 0:02:35 GMT -5 pismoduo said:

Figures that one of the few times I'm legit tipsy and hanging out here everyone is gone.

Dovah and my H are arguing about politics. Dovah's H and I are just randomly interjecting stupid thoughts (I.e the pony express only ran for one year) to irritate them.

I'm here! Boring and sleepy, but here!

I like your strategy in the political arguments.

[rivers and roads]

May 17, 2015 0:05:20 GMT -5 snakefisherbub said:

So I don't have an adult beverage because work and all that. I do have a random though.

So earlier I was in the bathroom and someone came in but not to a stall. I come out and there's this woman with no pants on witj her foot on the sink, putting saran wrap around her toenails. What's I think more weird she still wanted to have a conversation with me while she was still pantless and putting wrap on. She told me that apparently doing that helps keep your polish from getting messed up when you have to put shoes on. Lady I don't care I just wanted to go pee and get out of here. A couple of weeks ago I saw a woman butt ass naked in the women's shower room. I mean a little bit more reasonable but I mean c'mon. She had to reach over and put her tits practically in my face reaching for her shirt that she had on the side of the sink I was using. The weird things I see at work, good grief!

Well, I'm quite curious where you work that this is semi-normal behavior.
I hope it's a bank or a business of sorts.

[pismoduo]

May 17, 2015 0:06:15 GMT -5 rivers and roads said:

May 17, 2015 0:02:35 GMT -5 pismoduo said:

Figures that one of the few times I'm legit tipsy and hanging out here everyone is gone.

Dovah and my H are arguing about politics. Dovah's H and I are just randomly interjecting stupid thoughts (I.e the pony express only ran for one year) to irritate them.

I'm here! Boring and sleepy, but here!

I like your strategy in the political arguments.

I like political arguments, but I'm drunk.

Uh oh. Dovah's raging about No Child Left Behind.

[Deleted]

May 17, 2015 0:00:31 GMT -5 pismoduo said:

May 16, 2015 23:55:38 GMT -5 Andrea said:

Yikes. Now I feel like we have no sex compared to some of you guys! Am I old? We are happy with 1-2x week, with H traveling so much that has been hard. We are lucky to get 3-4x month.



Edit: submitted too quick.

Not alone. That's us. Ramps up a bit early in my cycle, but once or twice a week is average.

We're having a little more sex lately, but nothing too crazy.

Also my chart looks like we time sex, but MH doesn't even know when the FW is because of some performance anxiety issues. Conveniently, he just seems to get extra horny during FW. Hormones are weird.

[pismoduo]

May 17, 2015 0:05:20 GMT -5 snakefisherbub said:

So I don't have an adult beverage because work and all that. I do have a random though.

So earlier I was in the bathroom and someone came in but not to a stall. I come out and there's this woman with no pants on witj her foot on the sink, putting saran wrap around her toenails. What's I think more weird she still wanted to have a conversation with me while she was still pantless and putting wrap on. She told me that apparently doing that helps keep your polish from getting messed up when you have to put shoes on. Lady I don't care I just wanted to go pee and get out of here. A couple of weeks ago I saw a woman butt ass naked in the women's shower room. I mean a little bit more reasonable but I mean c'mon. She had to reach over and put her tits practically in my face reaching for her shirt that she had on the side of the sink I was using. The weird things I see at work, good grief!

The weirdest thing we've had happen in our work bathroom is the ocassional homeless person using the locker room shower. Oh and the time there was a power drill on the counter for like 2 weeks.

[pismoduo]

May 17, 2015 0:09:54 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

May 17, 2015 0:00:31 GMT -5 pismoduo said:

Not alone. That's us. Ramps up a bit early in my cycle, but once or twice a week is average.

We're having a little more sex lately, but nothing too crazy.

Also my chart looks like we time sex, but MH doesn't even know when the FW is because of some performance anxiety issues. Conveniently, he just seems to get extra horny during FW. Hormones are weird.

Admit it, you're smothering yourself in pheromones during FW.

ETA: can't spell

[Deleted]

May 17, 2015 0:10:44 GMT -5 pismoduo said:

May 17, 2015 0:09:54 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

We're having a little more sex lately, but nothing too crazy.

Also my chart looks like we time sex, but MH doesn't even know when the FW is because of some performance anxiety issues. Conveniently, he just seems to get extra horny during FW. Hormones are weird.

Admit it, you're smothering yourself in oheremones during FW.

OMG, you would think. I don't even initiate because I like my sleep. It's really weird how he knows without being told.

ETA: A busy month is maybe 6 times, maybe.

[snakefisherbub]

May 17, 2015 0:08:43 GMT -5 rivers and roads said:

May 17, 2015 0:05:20 GMT -5 snakefisherbub said:

So I don't have an adult beverage because work and all that. I do have a random though.

So earlier I was in the bathroom and someone came in but not to a stall. I come out and there's this woman with no pants on witj her foot on the sink, putting saran wrap around her toenails. What's I think more weird she still wanted to have a conversation with me while she was still pantless and putting wrap on. She told me that apparently doing that helps keep your polish from getting messed up when you have to put shoes on. Lady I don't care I just wanted to go pee and get out of here. A couple of weeks ago I saw a woman butt ass naked in the women's shower room. I mean a little bit more reasonable but I mean c'mon. She had to reach over and put her tits practically in my face reaching for her shirt that she had on the side of the sink I was using. The weird things I see at work, good grief!

Well, I'm quite curious where you work that this is semi-normal behavior.
I hope it's a bank or a business of sorts.

I work as security at a high rise office building. There's multiple tenants. Lots of different people.

[Deleted]

May 17, 2015 0:13:28 GMT -5 snakefisherbub said:

May 17, 2015 0:08:43 GMT -5 rivers and roads said:

Well, I'm quite curious where you work that this is semi-normal behavior.
I hope it's a bank or a business of sorts.

I work as security at a high rise office building. There's multiple tenants. Lots of different people.

My ex-BF worked security in a senior housing high rise building. The stories he would tell me were wild.

[rivers and roads]

May 17, 2015 0:14:53 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

May 17, 2015 0:13:28 GMT -5 snakefisherbub said:

I work as security at a high rise office building. There's multiple tenants. Lots of different people.

My ex-BF worked security in a senior housing high rise building. The stories he would tell me were wild.

I'm sure there are plenty of stories. People are strange.

[rivers and roads]

I hate how sunburn always makes me feel like I can't get clean. I got some today doing yard work and I've since showered again AND washed my face twice. Still feel like I'm dirty.

[Deleted]

May 17, 2015 0:17:54 GMT -5 rivers and roads said:

May 17, 2015 0:14:53 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

My ex-BF worked security in a senior housing high rise building. The stories he would tell me were wild.

I'm sure there are plenty of stories. People are strange.

He once had an elderly tenant have him call an ambulance because she was having vaginal pain. She then flashed him a blackened vagina to stress the importance of the call.
Turned out she had developed gangrene. He was freaked out for weeks.

[Andrea]

May 17, 2015 0:23:56 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

May 17, 2015 0:17:54 GMT -5 rivers and roads said:

I'm sure there are plenty of stories. People are strange.

He once had an elderly tenant have him call an ambulance because she was having vaginal pain. She then flashed him a blackened vagina to stress the importance of the call.
Turned out she had developed gangrene. He was freaked out for weeks.

I can't even.

[rivers and roads]

May 17, 2015 0:23:56 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

May 17, 2015 0:17:54 GMT -5 rivers and roads said:

I'm sure there are plenty of stories. People are strange.

He once had an elderly tenant have him call an ambulance because she was having vaginal pain. She then flashed him a blackened vagina to stress the importance of the call.
Turned out she had developed gangrene. He was freaked out for weeks.

EWWW. Things they don't train you for before sending you into the field...

[Deleted]

May 17, 2015 0:26:44 GMT -5 rivers and roads said:

May 17, 2015 0:23:56 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

He once had an elderly tenant have him call an ambulance because she was having vaginal pain. She then flashed him a blackened vagina to stress the importance of the call.
Turned out she had developed gangrene. He was freaked out for weeks.

EWWW. Things they don't train you for before sending you into the field...

He had other stories that were pretty crazy. The other old ladies used to proposition him for sex on a regular basis. He was in his early to mid 20's at that time.