Funny Things Kids Say/Do

[somethingcleverer]

What has your LO said or done lately that really made you laugh?

[somethingcleverer]

Aubrey cracked me up the other day when I was trying to use the bathroom in peace and she started singing,"please don't shut me out again, please don't close the door..."

[junkytrunk]

The other day M was jumping on chair cushions that were inside because of rain and he fell the wrong way and hit the slider. He said "see what happens."

I guess we tell him that a lot.

[trixi282]

So funny you started this because I was going to post a random one in chat stew... I just talked to J on the phone before bed, and she is so funny on the phone!

I answer the phone this is the exchange:

"Hello"
"I'm acting crabby" (Haha, ok... H must have said that before they called)
"Why are you acting crabby?"
"I happy now!"
"Why, because you're talking to Mommy?"
"Yeah! I happy to talk to mommy now!"

This kid cracks me up.... She went on to tell me about the "Pssshhhhh" (aka the store near daycare was being power washed today), tacos for dinner, and ice cream.... Grandpa picked her up from daycare today and they went to the store, because of Sunday (which happens to be H's birthday). I love phone conversations with an almost 3 year old!! She's gotten so good at talking on the phone, but still thinks I can see her sometimes, silly girl.

[somethingcleverer]

I love the things kids say at this age.
I have another one for Shane, he's a pretty funny kid in general so it's hard to remember all the things he says but the other day we stopped at McDonald's and I ordered a happy meal for Aubrey and purchased an extra toy for Shane. Of course we didn't get the boy toy I paid an extra $2 for. I apologized to Shane and explained what happened and he took it pretty well. Then later on he says to me "I wish you worked at McDonald's " I laughed and asked why and he said "because you would do it right". LOL this kid is my biggest champion.

[snickers4everyone]

The other day Emmy walked in on DH in the bathroom. She stopped dead in her tracks and was like "daddy, you have something hanging off your bootie." I almost died laughing. DH was sputtering, so I took over, and reminded her about the differences between boys and girls (she's noticed that Nicky's private areas are different so we've talked about penises and vaginas before).
A few hours later Emmy started a long conversation about who has what. She asked about Grandma and I told her Grandma has a vagina because she's a girl. Emmy was very adamant that Grandma is NOT a girl. She's Grandma. So she wants to know "what do Grandmas have?" I gave up and told her Grandmas have vaginas just like girls do. Next time we were at my IL's, Emmy asked MIL if she really has a vagina "just like girls do."

[laurski81]

Henry loves the OxyClean commercials. No idea why. Maybe he just likes saying the word.
So we went shopping the other day and went down the laundry aisle and he yells out "yay!!! OxyClean!!" I started cracking up along with the other people in the aisle with us.

[snickers4everyone]

May 20, 2015 22:21:54 GMT -5 laurski81 said:

Henry loves the OxyClean commercials. No idea why. Maybe he just likes saying the word.
So we went shopping the other day and went down the laundry aisle and he yells out "yay!!! OxyClean!!" I started cracking up along with the other people in the aisle with us.

Emmy does that with the swifter!!! If I give her the iPad, she'll find and play that swifter commercial with the old people over and over. So weird.

[cookiesandwine]

Sadie has been imitating H lately and cracking us up. She does this deep voice and lists all the things H apparently loves.... Going to work, mommy, eating chicken, napping, etc.

[aimeefarrahfowler]

My kid is just ridiculous. Last night in the car after I picked them up Alex was trying to make tyler laugh and asked me "am I funny?" So I said "yep! You're a funny guy" and he says back "yes I am! I'm a funny guy!"

He also likes to tell me, very seriously "I'm so tired. I did a lot of work today!"

[mrsplaydoh]

Dahlia was playing a game on her nabi and she must have finished a puzzle or something because she then says "Easy as Pie"...i was like, what did you just say....and she looked at me and said "Easy as pie!" lol

[mightythorgi]

Yesterday I was informed by S that he is not a boy, baby brother will not be a boy but rather I have two "wiggle worms."

[caddoqueen]

We were working on potty training Drake this past weekend so Saturday I took his diaper off and told him he could go play. He looked at me, stuck his lip out and said "Mommy I can't play, I have a penis." I just laughed so hard and ended up putting underwear on him instead of having him go bottom free.

[samelly]

Strangest thing my kid said lately...

She was eating snap peas and she said "these are vaginas!"  

[bliz1712]

Whenever someone else watches Hanna or when I'm gone and they tell her no or do something she doesn't like she gets upset and walks a few steps away. She then puts her hand up to her ear to mimic a phone and pretends to call me. She says has a pretend conversation for a minute and then will come back to whoever it is watching her and say "My Mom told me I can have/do xyz!!!" Evidently on Saturday she called me 5x.

[cbear]

We were at the park the other night and she announced she has to go potty. So I scoop her up and take her the bathroom there. She starts to go and says "I really did have to go, that's more than i thought!" LOL! Such a good!

[Riverdong11]

Suddenly last night Liam declared that he wanted to potty by himself. He kept yelling at us not to come near the bathroom and that he needs his privacy. While leaving the door wide open.

[caddoqueen]

Also, we had pizza last night and when we asked Drake what kind he wanted he told us peckeroni.

[aimeefarrahfowler]

May 21, 2015 9:55:40 GMT -5 Riverdong11 said:

Suddenly last night Liam declared that he wanted to potty by himself. He kept yelling at us not to come near the bathroom and that he needs his privacy. While leaving the door wide open.

Lol! Whenever A has to poo he requests a book, says "I need privacy", and closes the door. He's like a little old man.

[trixi282]

May 21, 2015 13:50:35 GMT -5 aimeefarrahfowler said:

May 21, 2015 9:55:40 GMT -5 Riverdong11 said:

Suddenly last night Liam declared that he wanted to potty by himself. He kept yelling at us not to come near the bathroom and that he needs his privacy. While leaving the door wide open.

Lol! Whenever A has to poo he requests a book, says "I need privacy", and closes the door. He's like a little old man.

Joey apparently yells for a newspaper!!
And also demands that you then go away, and close the door...
So demanding!

[somethingcleverer]

May 21, 2015 14:27:21 GMT -5 trixi282 said:

May 21, 2015 13:50:35 GMT -5 aimeefarrahfowler said:

Lol! Whenever A has to poo he requests a book, says "I need privacy", and closes the door. He's like a little old man.

Joey apparently yells for a newspaper!!
And also demands that you then go away, and close the door...
So demanding!

Aubrey wants the iPad and then says, "can you leave me alone!?" When I go to check on her.

Another funny this morning she got her little teapot and a toy sundae cup and told me she was going to make my wine for me.

[laurski81]

May 21, 2015 14:42:10 GMT -5 somethingcleverer said:

May 21, 2015 14:27:21 GMT -5 trixi282 said:

Joey apparently yells for a newspaper!!
And also demands that you then go away, and close the door...
So demanding!

Aubrey wants the iPad and then says, "can you leave me alone!?" When I go to check on her.

Another funny this morning she got her little teapot and a toy sundae cup and told me she was going to make my wine for me.

If Henry can start making me wine he might have a chance at redeeming himself.

[vanessalc]

"Usually, it's a truck that makes a rumble. Now it's my tummy"

[trixi282]

May 21, 2015 14:47:13 GMT -5 laurski81 said:

May 21, 2015 14:42:10 GMT -5 somethingcleverer said:

Aubrey wants the iPad and then says, "can you leave me alone!?" When I go to check on her.

Another funny this morning she got her little teapot and a toy sundae cup and told me she was going to make my wine for me.

If Henry can start making me wine he might have a chance at redeeming himself.

You could ship him off to work on a vineyard to earn his keep when he gets older

[bliz1712]

This just happened....."Mommy, when I'm a big girl I can get a mustache and beard. Just like Poppa and Daddy!"

[vanessalc]

Dad, can you fart like a chicken?

[aimeefarrahfowler]

When I was getting A ready for bed tonight he kept jumping all over the place and running away and I asked him "Do you want me to spank you???" (I don't actually spank him) and finished getting him ready. Then when I was putting him to bed I was doing our routine of asking him what did he do today, who did we see and then I ask him what he ate today and he says "spanks!" and I laughed and said you can't eat a spank. Then he says "I ate crickets! and hammers!" and laughs like a crazy person.

Okay kid, too much sugar for you today...

[tribute17]

MH was playing action figures with him the other night and one fell off of the table. He said, "g-dammit, that's my fault." MH and I just cracked up. Probably not the best way to handle that. Going to have to have a talk with some grandparents because neither my H or I ever say g-dammit. I do say that's my fault all of the time. These kids.

[starfishy]

T woke up ridiculously early this morning. So he asked to snuggle in our bed. This is a disaster every single time but whatever. So H and I pretend to sleep so he'll get the hit, but I turn around and he's hugging H so tight he's strangling him. He looks at me and says "we're best friends" because that makes it okay.

[starfishy]

Another one- we plan on bringing T to the zoo sometime this summer. We asked him what he wants to see. His answer, "woodpecker, dog, donkey, worm... And a duck"
Really?