I have the serious farts today. I was at a hue book event and everywhere there were people sitting down waiting in line. They all got some serious crop dusting.
I have the serious farts today. I was at a hue book event and everywhere there were people sitting down waiting in line. They all got some serious crop dusting.
Seriously, I smelled you over here. I think you need to lay off the beans sarasansh.
Post by barefoot84 on May 30, 2015 15:35:01 GMT -5
Oh! My farts and Liam's farts smell the same!! Is it the breastfeeding? It always makes me smile when he farts, it's like we have another special bond.
Post by mommymadness on May 30, 2015 16:53:10 GMT -5
I have a Deep innie belly button. I put my finger in there the other day and felt some moisture. When I pulled my finger out it stunk so badly!!! Obviously I need to wash in there more often!! So gross!
Pooping is such an inconvenience. I will seriously hold it in until I no longer can, especially if out. I get so annoyed at DH because he has a super healthy digestive system and poops after every meal. We've got places to be and things to do, man!
Well shit.... Literally. I thought I had the worst poop of my life last night. It was a giant rock and it took forever....
Nope, pretty sure tonight is even worse (mind you, I've been on stool softeners for 7 weeks, and upped to 2 twice a day since delivery) and I'm fairly certain tonights shit gave me hemroids for the first time in my life.. I literally crapped out a baseball... I had to break it down to flush it.
My ass hole hurts so bad right now, I was almost crying on the toilet, and I feel like crying right now sitting down.
Ugg I agree mightybee. I got a tear/fissure so bad at 5 weeks pp it was like giving birth to broken glass every morning for weeks till it healed. If I ever get preggo again that will terrify me to go thru that again.
What is it with kids and poop? Hanna loves running out exclaiming she's had a HUGE poop and insists we come see!
I won't lie...there have been times I have been amazed a huge one came out of me. I've been tempted to show it to someone (ie H) but I've held restraint..
My H has done this to me.... And I was seriously tempted to have him look these last 2 poops, but he was busy with J....
I love standing on the scale right before I poop and then after to marvel in how much weight I loss from the poop.
My H does that too. It started as a joke...
I do that with pee first thing in the morning sometimes (then first pee when I wake up is usually big) and I've had a BM once along with it and it was amazing to loose almost 3lb!
Ugg I agree mightybee. I got a tear/fissure so bad at 5 weeks pp it was like giving birth to broken glass every morning for weeks till it healed. If I ever get preggo again that will terrify me to go thru that again.
Ahh, I had this too! It was possibly worse than labor and delivery. I used to try to hold out to poop until as late in the day as possible, because once I went, my ass hurt too bad to even sit down. And it took way longer than the six weeks to heal.
Ugg I agree mightybee. I got a tear/fissure so bad at 5 weeks pp it was like giving birth to broken glass every morning for weeks till it healed. If I ever get preggo again that will terrify me to go thru that again.
Ahh, I had this too! It was possibly worse than labor and delivery. I used to try to hold out to poop until as late in the day as possible, because once I went, my ass hurt too bad to even sit down. And it took way longer than the six weeks to heal.
Ugh I got one of these my first PP poop too! It was WAY worse than my csection pain. I actually still have issues with it and every few months it comes back. I'm fairly certain this is the main reason I'm never having another kid. I'm traumatized.
Ahh, I had this too! It was possibly worse than labor and delivery. I used to try to hold out to poop until as late in the day as possible, because once I went, my ass hurt too bad to even sit down. And it took way longer than the six weeks to heal.
Ugh I got one of these my first PP poop too! It was WAY worse than my csection pain. I actually still have issues with it and every few months it comes back. I'm fairly certain this is the main reason I'm never having another kid. I'm traumatized.
I am in this club too! The epidural should be for the first poop! I have issues every few months still. It seriously needs to stop.
Post by somethingcleverer on Jun 1, 2015 19:29:11 GMT -5
I think my body is broken. How can someone be constipated and have the poops in the same bowel movement? Im not sure what to make of my digestive system the past couple days.
Ugh I got one of these my first PP poop too! It was WAY worse than my csection pain. I actually still have issues with it and every few months it comes back. I'm fairly certain this is the main reason I'm never having another kid. I'm traumatized.
I am in this club too! The epidural should be for the first poop! I have issues every few months still. It seriously needs to stop.
It's been nine months since my last delivery and some days my ass still hurts. Sometimes I wonder if he came out of my butt instead of my vagina. Then I sneeze, pee myself and am once again convinced he came out the right hole.
I am in this club too! The epidural should be for the first poop! I have issues every few months still. It seriously needs to stop.
It's been nine months since my last delivery and some days my ass still hurts. Sometimes I wonder if he came out of my butt instead of my vagina. Then I sneeze, pee myself and am once again convinced he came out the right hole.
With the way I tore, I'm pretty Robin actually did come out of my butt.
It's been nine months since my last delivery and some days my ass still hurts. Sometimes I wonder if he came out of my butt instead of my vagina. Then I sneeze, pee myself and am once again convinced he came out the right hole.
With the way I tore, I'm pretty Robin actually did come out of my butt.
Dylan shot out of my vagina like a cannonball. Both shoulders at once, which I didn't think was possible.
My doctor prescribed Proctofoam for me after delivery. It's this wonderful foam you shoot up your butt and it helps tremendously with healing. It's a Canadian product but I'm sure it's available in the States, for everyone still having butt issues.
I really thought I was the only person in the history of ever to have as many PP butt issues as I did. This is why I love this group! If this many of us have them then I'm way more normal than I ever knew.
And I've been to the butt dr too, @ starfishy. He recommended butt hole surgery. SURGERY!! I never went back. I will die with a broken butt.
Oh wow, I haven't checked this thread in a while, so I'll just recap all my feels in one long post:
1. I love pooping, but it's all shot to hell now. I used to poop every morning after my shower. Now, I can go days, then push and push and get like a pebble. Then I'll get to work and bam, fill up the bowl at work
2. The hemis I got during pregnancy make wiping clean impossible. I think I've got it all, the paper comes off clean - then half and hour later I pee and get a new smear on the tp? What the hell butthole? Where are you hiding it???
3. I may or may not have considered using diaper cream on my butt from when I've pooped, thought I wiped totally clean, then gone for a run and discovered about 3 miles in that I did NOT wipe totally clean. OUCH.
jodielyn10 you are right on about wiping clean. It's impossible now.
Damn straight. THAT should be the first thing doctors, moms, friends tell you when you get pregnant: WARNING: YOU WILL NEVER POOP THE SAME AGAIN. EVER.
jodielyn10 you are right on about wiping clean. It's impossible now.
Noooooo, that is my fear. And the pop-pebbles like jodielyn said too.... I don't want a bubbly hemi butt. I seriously want to cry over this!
I never honestly thought I'd have the hemis.... Even with the worst poops I've been good. I had a terrible poop and survived, what was so special about the second poop? So depressed over poop.
jodielyn10 you are right on about wiping clean. It's impossible now.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one with this issue. I didn't get hemi's with either of my pregnancies, yet I still have issues wiping clean. I'll wipe, the paper will be clean, and then later on I'll go to the bathroom and have a skid mark. No clue when or how it showed up. Maybe I just no longer have feeling in my hole any more.
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