NGKUR: Sitters vs. Standers

[lilsneezy]

www.buzzfeed.com/shanemadej/men-debate-whether-you-should-sit-or-stand-when-you-wipe-you?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpgp#.en6Zn6OvD

[joy]

Dear god, I'm not sitting around this thread waiting to hear everyone's play by play opinion on this.

[kawaiikitsune]

I'm a sitter but MH is a stander. I had never seen that before until we moved in together. I was like, "Dude, what are you doing?" He says it's cleaner. Must be a guy thing?

ETA

[shadesofgold]

ETA: regarding standing.

[onesweetworld]

OMG

[longhornwino0907]

kawaiikitsune, I felt weird love titting your post when it's about pooping, but MH and I are the way. I'm a sitter. He's not.

[juliayadda]

Stander!

Also this is weird

[kawaiikitsune]

Jun 2, 2015 13:56:28 GMT -5 longhornwino0907 said:

kawaiikitsune, I felt weird love titting your post when it's about pooping, but MH and I are the way. I'm a sitter. He's not.

Bahaha. Everybody poops.

[ceejay]

Jun 2, 2015 13:56:28 GMT -5 longhornwino0907 said:

kawaiikitsune, I felt weird love titting your post when it's about pooping, but MH and I are the way. I'm a sitter. He's not.

+1...

[requiressnacks]

I had no idea this was a thing. (re: standing)

[kariann12]

I didn't even know standing was a thing.

[kariann12]

Jun 2, 2015 14:06:01 GMT -5 requiressnacks said:

I had no idea this was a thing. (re: standing)

Ha! Jinx.

[lilsneezy]

Jun 2, 2015 14:07:20 GMT -5 mistabinx said:

I learn something new on this board every day. Who stands?? This is real?

Proud stander right here.

[jags8]

The fuck?? Who stands?

[jags8]

Standers, reveal yourself! Why?!

[akraus2015]

Gross. Also standing....I did not know this was a thing. How does one become a sitter vs. a stander? Do your parents teach this to you when you potty train? Is it naturally ingrained in your DNA? I just don't understand.

[nuggetrn]

I have never ever heard of this being a thing before... although now that I think about it I guess I have seen it plenty of times. Maybe I just thought it was an old person thing? Lol

[mrsjene]

People stand?

Mind = blown.

[juliayadda]

I cant reach if I am sitting?

You dont stand up straight.

Here is a yoga pose to give you an idea of the stander.




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[britterrss]

Just had to text MH to make sure he was a sitter or else it was over.

He's a sitter. *whew*

[Andrea]

[jags8]

Jun 2, 2015 14:21:28 GMT -5 mistabinx said:

Also, if there are an SS's out there, I'm almost afraid to read the reason why! lol

Non-wipers? Bidet?

[thechickencoop]

GAh I had no idea sitting was a thing until H and I had this discussion like, a year ago. ahhahahahahahaaa! I'm dying over here.

[lilsneezy]

Jun 2, 2015 14:18:01 GMT -5 juliayadda said:

I cant reach if I am sitting?

You dont stand up straight.

Here is a yoga pose to give you an idea of the stander.




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Haha. All of this^

[dashook]

I'm equal parts scared and fascinated to read the comments to this poll.

[Andrea]

Jun 2, 2015 14:32:14 GMT -5 dashook said:

I'm equal parts scared and fascinated to read the comments to this poll.

I cant stop looking.

[juliayadda]

Jun 2, 2015 14:30:58 GMT -5 W said:

Like, half stand half sit? Like the stance you use when you pee in a public toilet.

Exactly.

I will say I have to do this because as a woman who is not small, my butt and thighs cover all of the toilet seat. If I do not raise my tush, I cannot access.

This is probably why most men do too. Because like me their posterior is maximus.

[PepperPottsJ]

Jun 2, 2015 14:18:01 GMT -5 juliayadda said:

I cant reach if I am sitting?

You dont stand up straight.

Here is a yoga pose to give you an idea of the stander.




ETA resize giant pic

I am going to uncontrollably giggle at yoga later and will never think of utkatasana the same way again!!

[mosdub]

Jun 2, 2015 13:53:39 GMT -5 joy said:

Dear god, I'm not sitting around this thread waiting to hear everyone's play by play opinion on this.

So...what you're saying is....you're STANDING around this thread waiting to hear everyone's play by play opinion on this? 

[Deleted]

I'm speshul. I sort of squat/hover above the toilet.