I've just got to say: If my husband ever, EVER, climbed up on the couch and shoved his dick in my mouth...breastfeeding or not...I can guarantee you it'd be the last time.
Met in May 2011 Engaged November 2011 Married November 2013 Started TTC November 2015 Began Infertility Workup November 2016 BFP! Lucky #13 Cycle TTC Due Date: 9/5/2017
I've just got to say: If my husband ever, EVER, climbed up on the couch and shoved his dick in my mouth...breastfeeding or not...I can guarantee you it'd be the last time.
Mine wouldn't have a dick left to shove anywhere, let alone my mouth.
Met in May 2011 Engaged November 2011 Married November 2013 Started TTC November 2015 Began Infertility Workup November 2016 BFP! Lucky #13 Cycle TTC Due Date: 9/5/2017
I've just got to say: If my husband ever, EVER, climbed up on the couch and shoved his dick in my mouth...breastfeeding or not...I can guarantee you it'd be the last time.
Mine wouldn't have a dick left to shove anywhere, let alone my mouth.
I was going to add #teeth to the end of my post, but I thought that might be a little too graphic. #butforrealtho
Confession: I don't like my mother very much sometimes, namely right now.
I'm sitting here minding my own business, writing a terribly dry piece of content about email archiving and compliance, and my computer DINGS loudly. I have a text message. From my mother: "Are you pregnant?" This is entirely out of nowhere. I've not spoken to her in about a week and a half.
Confession: I don't like my mother very much sometimes, namely right now.
I'm sitting here minding my own business, writing a terribly dry piece of content about email archiving and compliance, and my computer DINGS loudly. I have a text message. From my mother: "Are you pregnant?" This is entirely out of nowhere. I've not spoken to her in about a week and a half.
"Um.
No."
is my response.
To which she quickly replies, : - )
A fucking smiley face.
What the ever loving fuck!? I know she's your mom but she deserves a punch in the face through the computer screen.
Confession: I don't like my mother very much sometimes, namely right now.
I'm sitting here minding my own business, writing a terribly dry piece of content about email archiving and compliance, and my computer DINGS loudly. I have a text message. From my mother: "Are you pregnant?" This is entirely out of nowhere. I've not spoken to her in about a week and a half.
Confession: I don't like my mother very much sometimes, namely right now.
I'm sitting here minding my own business, writing a terribly dry piece of content about email archiving and compliance, and my computer DINGS loudly. I have a text message. From my mother: "Are you pregnant?" This is entirely out of nowhere. I've not spoken to her in about a week and a half.
Sometimes I go back in my posts to see if people that I think might not like me are love-titting me. I could just come out and ask them, but that would be far too direct.
#ihateconfrontation
#whichdoesntmakesensebecauseimacholeric
I learned a new word today. #choleric
When I read the hashtag I was initially confused because i was pretty sure you didn't misspell colic, chocolate, or cholera. So I decided I should probably google the meaning of that word.
*I think I used to know this word but haven't used it in a long time. We use basic vocabulary words in our documents because medicaid hates when we submit paperwork with too much information. Pretty ironic?
All that Medicaid wants from us now is to write that we explained the rights to the family. Anything related to actual treatment & progress they don't care about...
I have wanted to do a boudoir session for a few years, actually even before I had WLS. The problem is that I cannot justify spending $1000 to go to the lady I want.
$1000?!!!!! Wha?? I did a sensation and album for DH for our wedding and I think I spent maybe $200 on the photography.
She just did a session deal that was $300 for 2 outfits, hair and makeup. But then her cheapest prints package was $650!
FFFC: I have never read Harry Potter, nor have I seen the movies.
When the first HP book came out, my 6th grade teacher told us we had to read them because everyone else was reading them. I thought that was stupid logic and have refused to read them ever since.
I *may* read it this year for my goodreads/popsugar challenge though.
This was me too. Then I read Vanity Fair in 8th grade because my teacher said I'd never get through it. Take that Mr. Nelson!
Confession: I don't like my mother very much sometimes, namely right now.
I'm sitting here minding my own business, writing a terribly dry piece of content about email archiving and compliance, and my computer DINGS loudly. I have a text message. From my mother: "Are you pregnant?" This is entirely out of nowhere. I've not spoken to her in about a week and a half.
"Um.
No."
is my response.
To which she quickly replies, : - )
A fucking smiley face.
That is super shitty I'm sorry
Last night I was just wrapping up tutoring at my clients house. Her older sister arrived just as I was leaving with her hubby and brand spanking new baby. I said the hi, nice to meet you, congratulations I see... and she "hithanksyoucanholdhim" picked up the baby, put him in my arms and walked away to start talking to their mother.
I was kind of in shock standing there with a newborn, who's parents I don't know, looking at how tiny and perfect he was, and he wasn't mine. I quickly gave him back and left.
We don't really talk about things like that, so if she does, it's not because I've told her. She fancies herself kind of psychic, and says she asked because she's had a few dreams in the last week that I am — maybe I should feel encouraged by this? I don't even know.
O, so is her smiley face sort of like... I know something you don't know....
Trying to make it better, but still weird and inappropriate. I'd be annoyed with her too.
Confession: I don't like my mother very much sometimes, namely right now.
I'm sitting here minding my own business, writing a terribly dry piece of content about email archiving and compliance, and my computer DINGS loudly. I have a text message. From my mother: "Are you pregnant?" This is entirely out of nowhere. I've not spoken to her in about a week and a half.
"Um.
No."
is my response.
To which she quickly replies, : - )
A fucking smiley face.
What the fucking fuck. I'm so sorry she said that.
We don't really talk about things like that, so if she does, it's not because I've told her. She fancies herself kind of psychic, and says she asked because she's had a few dreams in the last week that I am — maybe I should feel encouraged by this? I don't even know.
Yesterday in the UO thread I made a comment about people getting so offended by things that I don't understand. This is a prime example. You've not told her you're TTC or feeling frustrated by it. So what if she asked? Maybe she had a dream about it or something. And I don't think her smiley face response was offensive, it's not like she's laughing at you. I'm not trying to be snarky, but seriously...what's the big deal? This really isn't computing for me.
Number One: Born 06.16.2009 BFP: 01.17.2014 / MC 02.05.2014 BFP: 03.08.2014 / MMC: 05.07.2014 Dx: Partial Molar/GTD. Benched until 01.2015 Number Two: Born 07.22.2016
Confession: I don't like my mother very much sometimes, namely right now.
I'm sitting here minding my own business, writing a terribly dry piece of content about email archiving and compliance, and my computer DINGS loudly. I have a text message. From my mother: "Are you pregnant?" This is entirely out of nowhere. I've not spoken to her in about a week and a half.
"Um.
No."
is my response.
To which she quickly replies, : - )
A fucking smiley face.
That is super shitty I'm sorry
Last night I was just wrapping up tutoring at my clients house. Her older sister arrived just as I was leaving with her hubby and brand spanking new baby. I said the hi, nice to meet you, congratulations I see... and she "hithanksyoucanholdhim" picked up the baby, put him in my arms and walked away to start talking to their mother.
I was kind of in shock standing there with a newborn, who's parents I don't know, looking at how tiny and perfect he was, and he wasn't mine. I quickly gave him back and left.
#worsttutoringsessionever
OMG! How incredibly awkward and upsetting. *hugs*
Also who just hands random people their newborn? Not just because of stranger danger but because of all the icky germs they may be carrying.
We don't really talk about things like that, so if she does, it's not because I've told her. She fancies herself kind of psychic, and says she asked because she's had a few dreams in the last week that I am — maybe I should feel encouraged by this? I don't even know.
Yesterday in the UO thread I made a comment about people getting so offended by things that I don't understand. This is a prime example. You've not told her you're TTC or feeling frustrated by it. So what if she asked? Maybe she had a dream about it or something. And I don't think her smiley face response was offensive, it's not like she's laughing at you. I'm not trying to be snarky, but seriously...what's the big deal? This really isn't computing for me.
1. Dreams aren't reality. I have dreams my best friend is pregnant. I don't go and ask her if she is. 2. If it's not ok to ask someone intimate details about their bodily functions (i.e. Hey are you menstruating today? Do you have regular BMs?) then it's not ok to ask if you're pregnant. 3. It's simple comments like this that lead to more fucked up ones like "Making babies is easy. Do you need me to show you how?"
ETA: This seems really snarky. I don't mean it to be. Lists just seem the most logical way to get my thoughts out.
I think he is so cute! I also like his music, for some reason. It's not my style, but I listen to him a lot when I'm home alone.
I guess I'm just going to keep using this gif AGAIN AND AGAIN today. Ed Sheeran? Seriously? (Though "dimples down" is a great phrase).
Full disclosure, part of my reaction is not physical, but because of his GD miscarriage song, "Small Bump," which several people sent me after my loss.
1) I did not have a miscarriage. 2) That song is horrible. Go away.
Never heard it tbh. I don't listen to much of his music, just what's on the radio I guess, but there's just...ah...the tattos, and the guitar...his voice is nice....yum.
Yesterday in the UO thread I made a comment about people getting so offended by things that I don't understand. This is a prime example. You've not told her you're TTC or feeling frustrated by it. So what if she asked? Maybe she had a dream about it or something. And I don't think her smiley face response was offensive, it's not like she's laughing at you. I'm not trying to be snarky, but seriously...what's the big deal? This really isn't computing for me.
That's fair. But the thing is, the smiley face in response was most likely not an "I know something you don't know, and I'm hopeful for you." but more of an, "Oh good, I'm glad." I wish I could show y'all a few of my wedding pictures, because she's scowling in every single one she's in. She almost didn't come, and has only just in the last year started acknowledging my husband's presence in a room.
She's made it more than clear to me how she feels about certain life decisions I've made (She doesn't approve.) and this came across as more of the same to me. Not something I'm crazy worked up over, just par for the course.
If this is the case, you need to cut her out of your life.
I'm really sorry that i'm asking this, but are you you talking about giving a BJ while BFing? How would that even work, logisitics wise? Your boobs are pretty close to your mouth. Please tell me I'm just misunderstanding what you're talking about.
I've just got to say: If my husband ever, EVER, climbed up on the couch and shoved his dick in my mouth...breastfeeding or not...I can guarantee you it'd be the last time.
and I see that someone already had this thought lol
Last night I was just wrapping up tutoring at my clients house. Her older sister arrived just as I was leaving with her hubby and brand spanking new baby. I said the hi, nice to meet you, congratulations I see... and she "hithanksyoucanholdhim" picked up the baby, put him in my arms and walked away to start talking to their mother.
I was kind of in shock standing there with a newborn, who's parents I don't know, looking at how tiny and perfect he was, and he wasn't mine. I quickly gave him back and left.
#worsttutoringsessionever
OMG! How incredibly awkward and upsetting. *hugs*
Also who just hands random people their newborn? Not just because of stranger danger but because of all the icky germs they may be carrying.
Right? I when I saw her come in I was thinking ok cool no biggie, I'm just leaving. I felt really awkward holding him aside from all the self-pity crap. It was just weird to be like "here! catch!" (exaggeration but ykwim)
I'm sorry @ismellbooks, about the relationship with your mother being terse
ETA but I'm glad you are able to kind of see above and beyond the situation and not let it get to you so to speak
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