Confess Bishes

[housecarder]

Jun 19, 2015 8:09:51 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

Jun 19, 2015 8:02:18 GMT -5 ugaqueencity said:

FFFC: this lady in my neighborhood takes her toddler on a walk on a leash every morning the same time I take my dog for a run. I'm not a parent yet so maybe I'll eat my words later in life, but it seriously makes me laugh. I don't mind the leashes in public places, but something about actually taking your kid for a walk like a dog freaks me out

I don't see why this freaks you out. She's getting her kid outside, getting fresh air and exercise, and trying to keep the kid safe.

Would it be better if her kid ran out into traffic?

I've always thought the leashes seemed ridiculous, but GDI sometimes I wish DS was tethered when we are out.

[mrsjene]

Jun 19, 2015 8:10:22 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

Jun 19, 2015 7:51:37 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Sometimes I pick petty fights with my husband so we can have hot hate sex later that day.

That has never worked out well for me.

Me neither.  I end up too annoyed to even want to.

[Deleted]

Jun 19, 2015 7:55:45 GMT -5 ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ said:

Jun 19, 2015 7:44:55 GMT -5 PepperPottsJ said:

I don't know if I am hungover or still drunk, this makes me a terrible manager... But I did crush it playing shuffleboard at 1am... And @wallflwr926 is coming to see me tonight!


Sorry if huge!

You drunk-posted last night??? I had no idea! lol

It's really hard to tell if Pepper is drunk is drunk even IRL.

[singingsea]

Jun 19, 2015 8:09:51 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

Jun 19, 2015 8:02:18 GMT -5 ugaqueencity said:

FFFC: this lady in my neighborhood takes her toddler on a walk on a leash every morning the same time I take my dog for a run. I'm not a parent yet so maybe I'll eat my words later in life, but it seriously makes me laugh. I don't mind the leashes in public places, but something about actually taking your kid for a walk like a dog freaks me out

I don't see why this freaks you out. She's getting her kid outside, getting fresh air and exercise, and trying to keep the kid safe.

Would it be better if her kid ran out into traffic?

I used to side eye leashes. Until I almost saw a kid get hit by a car. I was so shaken up. The event haunted me for a couple weeks.

I don't use a leash on my son but if I was in a situation where there were a lot of cars or some other danger I definitely would consider it.

[icaughtfire]

Jun 19, 2015 8:09:41 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Jun 19, 2015 7:58:25 GMT -5 housecarder said:

I'm sad that icaughtfire hasn't noticed her new title.

I'm mobile 99% of the time so I didn't see it! I switched to desktop to check it out. Who's handy work is this? @sluttybigb00bz, is this you?

And fucks with a star goes against everything I stand for in lyfe!11!1eleventy!!1!

[housecarder]

Captain America and Iron Man have been in a push up contest in the play room for a week.

I'm reluctant to move them because I'm curious to see who will win.

[NariaDreaming]

Jun 19, 2015 8:02:26 GMT -5 W said:

I wish titles showed on mobile!

Hopefully by December/January. Proboards is working on a HUGE project to make mobile much more like the desktop version

[adorebel]

Jun 19, 2015 8:11:52 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Jun 19, 2015 8:10:22 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

That has never worked out well for me.

I can't help it that I fight so sexy.

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Jun 19, 2015 8:12:25 GMT -5 housecarder said:

Jun 19, 2015 8:09:51 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

I don't see why this freaks you out. She's getting her kid outside, getting fresh air and exercise, and trying to keep the kid safe.

Would it be better if her kid ran out into traffic?

I've always thought the leashes seemed ridiculous, but GDI sometimes I wish DS was tethered when we are out.

Ages ago my little brother had a wrist one. It was short lived because he figured out how to take it off.

[icaughtfire]

Jun 19, 2015 8:02:18 GMT -5 ugaqueencity said:

FFFC: this lady in my neighborhood takes her toddler on a walk on a leash every morning the same time I take my dog for a run. I'm not a parent yet so maybe I'll eat my words later in life, but it seriously makes me laugh. I don't mind the leashes in public places, but something about actually taking your kid for a walk like a dog freaks me out

Maybe that child is a runner. If I take my kid out for a walk & she darts off I'm pretty much seriously fucked...I'm fat & my "running" is a damn joke. Luckily she doesn't run off but if she did, she'd be on a leash. My kid's safety is worth more than whatever my judgy fucking neighbor thinks.

[ghostmonkey]

Jun 19, 2015 8:02:18 GMT -5 ugaqueencity said:

FFFC: this lady in my neighborhood takes her toddler on a walk on a leash every morning the same time I take my dog for a run. I'm not a parent yet so maybe I'll eat my words later in life, but it seriously makes me laugh. I don't mind the leashes in public places, but something about actually taking your kid for a walk like a dog freaks me out

I'm sorry you think I'm a shitty parent that knows their child and his tendencies better than you do and doesn't want him to wander off in a big crowd?

[juliayadda]

Jun 19, 2015 8:11:52 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Jun 19, 2015 8:10:22 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

That has never worked out well for me.

I can't help it that I fight so sexy.

You Churn butter sexy

[captainmurica]

Jun 19, 2015 8:16:16 GMT -5 housecarder said:

Captain America and Iron Man have been in a push up contest in the play room for a week.

I'm reluctant to move them because I'm curious to see who will win.

I'm winning

[badwolf]

Jun 19, 2015 8:20:37 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Jun 19, 2015 8:02:18 GMT -5 ugaqueencity said:

FFFC: this lady in my neighborhood takes her toddler on a walk on a leash every morning the same time I take my dog for a run. I'm not a parent yet so maybe I'll eat my words later in life, but it seriously makes me laugh. I don't mind the leashes in public places, but something about actually taking your kid for a walk like a dog freaks me out

Maybe that child is a runner. If I take my kid out for a walk & she darts off I'm pretty much seriously fucked...I'm fat & my "running" is a damn joke. Luckily she doesn't run off but if she did, she'd be on a leash. My kid's safety is worth more than whatever my judgy fucking neighbor thinks.

I walk near a local tourist attraction regularly and I've lost track of the number of children I've seen in public running off from their parents and the parents being completely oblivious that the kid is far enough ahead of them that if someone came up and nabbed the kid the parent would have no chance to catch the kidnapper.  I didn't use a leash with DS but if I ever had a runner I definitely would use one.

[housecarder]

Jun 19, 2015 8:28:33 GMT -5 captainmurica said:

Jun 19, 2015 8:16:16 GMT -5 housecarder said:

Captain America and Iron Man have been in a push up contest in the play room for a week.

I'm reluctant to move them because I'm curious to see who will win.

I'm winning

DS has money on you.
DD thinks the Hulk wins everything because he can smash.

[mrsjene]

Someone on my FB feed just posted about someone who seemed "perfectly fine" parking in a handicap spot (they had a placard). It's taking everything in me to not respond. It just shot my blood pressure through the roof.

#lameconfession #allivegot

[badwolf]

Jun 19, 2015 8:31:30 GMT -5 mrsjene said:

Someone on my FB feed just posted about someone who seemed "perfectly fine" parking in a handicap spot (they had a placard). It's taking everything in me not to respond. It just shot my blood pressure through the roof.

#lameconfession #allivegot

This.  I got side-eyed for parking in handicap spaces a lot after getting out of the boot I had to wear after my foot surgeries.  Those who side-eyed had no idea how hard walking was.

Edited because I'm struggling with words today

[summerdonna]

I have a funny one. Every time I hear Don't Fear The Reaper I laugh a little because I think of this:

[housecarder]

Jun 19, 2015 8:31:30 GMT -5 mrsjene said:

Someone on my FB feed just posted about someone who seemed "perfectly fine" parking in a handicap spot (they had a placard). It's taking everything in me not to respond. It just shot my blood pressure through the roof.

#lameconfession #allivegot

When pregnant with DD I got put on activity restriction before I was even showing. Meaning not being on my feet for longer than an hour. I used to get so many judgmental looks at the store using the electric carts. Sorry, I don't want to pass out while grocery shopping.
Eta: FIL is 90% disabled per the army, but looks fine getting out of his truck...only because his spine is fused in several places.

[summerdonna]

Jun 19, 2015 8:36:36 GMT -5 W said:

MOAR cowbell!

YASSS!! It's one of my favorites.

[ghostmonkey]

Jun 19, 2015 8:38:44 GMT -5 ugaqueencity said:

Jun 19, 2015 8:09:51 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

I don't see why this freaks you out. She's getting her kid outside, getting fresh air and exercise, and trying to keep the kid safe.

Would it be better if her kid ran out into traffic?

I think it's more of a situational thing. I totally get the kids on leashes at zoos, airports, etc but we live in a super quiet neighborhood and the kid has always been really calm. And you're right, I don't know if the kid ran away sometime before or any other back story. All I know is a couple people walk their dogs at around the same time so the one toddler on the leash getting walked is a little humerous. 

Land yes, "freaks me out" was totally the wrong word choice. But it does make me chuckle every morning, even if that makes me a bad person

And what if that kid is special needs? Now you are laughing at a SN child that has a parent smart enough to keep them safe.

[adorebel]

Jun 19, 2015 8:33:02 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

DS blows farts in my boobs when he nurses. He thinks it's hilarious (and it is).

I cannot visualize the mechanics of this. How old is your DS? Isn't his butt pretty far from your boobs if his face is in them?

[shadesofgold]

Jun 19, 2015 8:20:37 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Jun 19, 2015 8:02:18 GMT -5 ugaqueencity said:

FFFC: this lady in my neighborhood takes her toddler on a walk on a leash every morning the same time I take my dog for a run. I'm not a parent yet so maybe I'll eat my words later in life, but it seriously makes me laugh. I don't mind the leashes in public places, but something about actually taking your kid for a walk like a dog freaks me out

Maybe that child is a runner. If I take my kid out for a walk & she darts off I'm pretty much seriously fucked...I'm fat & my "running" is a damn joke. Luckily she doesn't run off but if she did, she'd be on a leash. My kid's safety is worth more than whatever my judgy fucking neighbor thinks.

I totally see how it is necessary or practical, but that doesn't mean it doesn't look a lil funny. Like braces or the female condom...

Edit: 1 word

[adorebel]

Jun 19, 2015 8:43:26 GMT -5 W said:

Jun 19, 2015 8:42:20 GMT -5 adorebel said:

I cannot visualize the mechanics of this. How old is your DS? Isn't his butt pretty far from your boobs if his face is in them?

I think she meant it like "blowing raspberries" and not actual farting.

Oh. I have never heard "blowing raspberries" referred to as "blowing farts." Got it!

[adorebel]

Also, starbuck27, a kid blowing raspberries into your boobs IS hilarious and cute! Farts not so much.

[wanderingheart]

I'm waiting for someone to snag the title of Shuffleboard Captain.

[SheilaTheTank]

Jun 19, 2015 8:38:44 GMT -5 ugaqueencity said:

Jun 19, 2015 8:09:51 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

I don't see why this freaks you out. She's getting her kid outside, getting fresh air and exercise, and trying to keep the kid safe.

Would it be better if her kid ran out into traffic?

I think it's more of a situational thing. I totally get the kids on leashes at zoos, airports, etc but we live in a super quiet neighborhood and the kid has always been really calm. And you're right, I don't know if the kid ran away sometime before or any other back story. All I know is a couple people walk their dogs at around the same time so the one toddler on the leash getting walked is a little humerous. 

Land yes, "freaks me out" was totally the wrong word choice. But it does make me chuckle every morning, even if that makes me a bad person

I was one of those kids on leashes that you were laughing at. Thanks.

[icaughtfire]

I judge the shit out of people that judge or laugh at anyone's parenting choices, assuming that parent is causing no harm.

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Jun 19, 2015 8:46:28 GMT -5 wanderingheart said:

I'm waiting for someone to snag the title of Shuffleboard Captain.

mrsjene and I are co-captain. It was agreed already.

[pibblemom]

Can we go back to the anal topic for a minute?

I had AS several times with an ex. I haven't even let H try though. Ex was very small, it didn't hurt at all.. H is significantly larger and I just think "ouch". H also doesn't know that I've ever done anal with anyone. I've never lied, he just never asked.