I was driving this week and I was switching lanes, and I ran over a large carcass in the road. It was big, like a large possum or something, and I swear I saw the legs sticking up in the air at the last minute.
I tried to swerve to avoid it, but I was already switching lanes. I ran over it. It bounced around my wheel/under the car. I felt it. In my mind, bones and carcass were flying around under the hubcap.
I had to pull over because it was so gross it made me dry heave. I thought I was going to vomit, like seriously. I got back in the car and Lillian asked me "Why mommy puke?" I opened my mouth to explain, opened the car door up again and spit bile onto the side of the road.
Oh and one more: I hate facial hair on guys, especially MY guy. I feel like its pubic hair on the face, and you have to kiss that. You have to bury your face in pubic hair and open your mouth. No offense to the DH's with facial hair! I just don't want my guy to have any!
How is it going britbratjf? I think a sip of wine would be OK in these circumstances.
Oh I will have a glass tonight. Or maybe a cold Bells Oberon. It's ok. She's driving me nuts though. I sat her on the potty when she got up (her diaper was heavy) and nothing, peed on the floor at 8, proceeded to not pee for the next 4.5 hours which stressed me out. She hasn't peed since 12:30 - she woke from her nap with a dry diaper and has been sitting on the potty for 20 minutes and NOTHING!! Seriously??!! And she's been drinking water. And we have to go feed my moms dog and I'm worried about her peeing in the car in the 5 minutes it takes to get there.
Oh and one more: I hate facial hair on guys, especially MY guy. I feel like its pubic hair on the face, and you have to kiss that. You have to bury your face in pubic hair and open your mouth. No offense to the DH's with facial hair! I just don't want my guy to have any!
Oh and one more: I hate facial hair on guys, especially MY guy. I feel like its pubic hair on the face, and you have to kiss that. You have to bury your face in pubic hair and open your mouth. No offense to the DH's with facial hair! I just don't want my guy to have any!
Dying at "you have to bury your face in public hair and open your mouth."
My H's sideburns grow in all pube-like. So coarse and well, pube-y. But I don't kiss them so it's all good.
Oh and one more: I hate facial hair on guys, especially MY guy. I feel like its pubic hair on the face, and you have to kiss that. You have to bury your face in pubic hair and open your mouth. No offense to the DH's with facial hair! I just don't want my guy to have any!
Ha I never thought I would like it either but my DH keeps it trimmed short. I rarely notice it during kissing. He had it when we met & he shaved it once...he looks better with the beard.
I saw a recent photo of Nathan Fillion with facial hair, and I thought it was sexy as hell. Then I thought about trying to kiss him (as I usually do) and couldn't make that happen in my mind.
Even David Tennant is cuter without the Scottish stubble!
Post by junkytrunk on Jun 19, 2015 15:29:37 GMT -5
My H had a goatee when we met, so when he doesn't have facial hair, it is weird! He has a chunky chin, is what we call it and his hair covers that. He finally got rid of his "winter beard" and he is back to the goatee and sideburns. I love those sideburns.
My H had a goatee when we met, so when he doesn't have facial hair, it is weird! He has a chunky chin, is what we call it and his hair covers that. He finally got rid of his "winter beard" and he is back to the goatee and sideburns. I love those sideburns.
My H has a weak chin & the beard definitely gives him a stronger chin. I like it a lot.
My H looks like a teen boy without his goatee/mustache. I told him he couldn't shake it when he asked my opinion earlier this year. I don't necessarily notice it during kissing.
We've been PTing this week and don't have a first floor bathroom so Robin's mostly been using a little potty. If there's poo I carry it upstairs to empty it, but if it's just pee I dump it down the kitchen sink...and a few times there have been dirty dishes sitting in there. It all gets washed anyway, right?
Post by somethingcleverer on Jun 19, 2015 20:35:46 GMT -5
How much longer junkytrunk I can't see tickers but I feel like you are close. Hope you are feeling wonderful during second tri.
My FC: I've turned into the worst passenger ever, always hitting the imaginary brake and telling Tim to watch out for things. He wants me to take something for my nerves before our road trip. I've turned into my mom!!!
Another FC: the older I get, the more of a crotchety feminist I become. Despite being a cisgendered, heterosexual woman with a pretty heteronormative life, I find myself spending more and more time bitching about "the patriarchy!!" which has become our household umbrella term for "all societal things that make Sara angry." I'm pretty sure by the time Robin is in high school I'm going to be walking around wearing men's jeans and Birkenstocks with socks and a DIY shirt that says "a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." At least he'll have good reason to be embarrassed to be seen in public with me
How much longer junkytrunk I can't see tickers but I feel like you are close. Hope you are feeling wonderful during second tri.
My FC: I've turned into the worst passenger ever, always hitting the imaginary brake and telling Tim to watch out for things. He wants me to take something for my nerves before our road trip. I've turned into my mom!!!
Yes I'm 13w1d today. The midwife on Monday said I would feel better around week 16! Hopefully not that long! Today was pretty hot though, I probably just need to be drinking more water.
Post by aylafsu1881 on Jun 20, 2015 5:18:11 GMT -5
junkytrunk, Hang in there. All those pregnancy books tell lies and make you believe at 13 weeks you magically feel better. It took till 16-18 weeks with mine to feel normal again.
Weak chin flabby cheeks fella over here too. Must have facial hair.
Add my guy too. He has a very round head/face, and the goatee/facial hair seems to make it not so boyish and round. When we first started daring I loved it smooth, but after he grew the goatee I grew to like it. When we got marries he asked if he should shave and I told him emphatically NO! I'm so glad he listened.
The last time he shaved it all off (which he does randomly) J really didn't like it!
Oh and one more: I hate facial hair on guys, especially MY guy. I feel like its pubic hair on the face, and you have to kiss that. You have to bury your face in pubic hair and open your mouth. No offense to the DH's with facial hair! I just don't want my guy to have any!
Then I'm guessing you don't bury your face in Actual pubic hair and open your mouth...
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