Number One: Born 06.16.2009 BFP: 01.17.2014 / MC 02.05.2014 BFP: 03.08.2014 / MMC: 05.07.2014 Dx: Partial Molar/GTD. Benched until 01.2015 Number Two: Born 07.22.2016
Number One: Born 06.16.2009 BFP: 01.17.2014 / MC 02.05.2014 BFP: 03.08.2014 / MMC: 05.07.2014 Dx: Partial Molar/GTD. Benched until 01.2015 Number Two: Born 07.22.2016
Y'all don't leave your dog in the other room when you have sex?
We try to kick him out when we are thinking about it, sometimes he is sleeping in the closet or under the bed and makes an appearance in the middle of sex. DH was gone for five days, we got it on as soon as I walked in the door this afternoon. The dog sees us in the bed and he is like, "oh shit, I want to nap too, HI GUYS!"
Y'all don't leave your dog in the other room when you have sex?
Our dog has never jumped on the bed during sex but when I realized he would just stare at us the entire time I started kicking him out of the room because creepy.
I'm drinking coffee. I haven't broken out the crochet still so I'm in my mid 50s.
FFFC: we don't have Netflix because I can't justify $8 a month when we already pay $120 for cable and Internet. (We have Prime)
Call your cable company and bitch until they lower your bill to $100 and then get Netflix and save $10!
(This is what I did/do)
We did when it went up to $130. We have the crazy DVR with 6 shows at once. I blame when Thursday's use to have The Office, Greys, and WWE on at once. I can't pick 2.
Number One: Born 06.16.2009 BFP: 01.17.2014 / MC 02.05.2014 BFP: 03.08.2014 / MMC: 05.07.2014 Dx: Partial Molar/GTD. Benched until 01.2015 Number Two: Born 07.22.2016
I was laying down watching a movie and I see the kids gerbil run across the floor. I freaked. Then it ran in the bathroom (a very large room). I closed the door and got the youngest kiddo to get him and put him away.
I woke her up. It took her a few minutes to wake up.
Ok. The plan was working. We went to the bathroom WITH THE CLOSED door and looked around. He IS NOT IN THERE.
So then I question my sanity. But seriously WTF.
So we searched the whole second floor. No where to be found.
HALP. How small of a space can a fat mother fucking gerbil fit.
They can squeeze in very small spaces. Try putting some food out in the open.
I was laying down watching a movie and I see the kids gerbil run across the floor. I freaked. Then it ran in the bathroom (a very large room). I closed the door and got the youngest kiddo to get him and put him away.
I woke her up. It took her a few minutes to wake up.
Ok. The plan was working. We went to the bathroom WITH THE CLOSED door and looked around. He IS NOT IN THERE.
So then I question my sanity. But seriously WTF.
So we searched the whole second floor. No where to be found.
HALP. How small of a space can a fat mother fucking gerbil fit.
Get some of its food or something it likes to eat, and set it up in the bathroom?
I was laying down watching a movie and I see the kids gerbil run across the floor. I freaked. Then it ran in the bathroom (a very large room). I closed the door and got the youngest kiddo to get him and put him away.
I woke her up. It took her a few minutes to wake up.
Ok. The plan was working. We went to the bathroom WITH THE CLOSED door and looked around. He IS NOT IN THERE.
So then I question my sanity. But seriously WTF.
So we searched the whole second floor. No where to be found.
HALP. How small of a space can a fat mother fucking gerbil fit.
They squeeze themselves into the tiniest little places. Try putting some carrots, or grapes out and see if he makes his appearance.
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