Random instructions on how to pee in the pool

[requiressnacks]

Jun 21, 2015 7:29:23 GMT -5 @pineappleoranges said:

I'm going to make waffles for breakfast. And then stay in bed all day and fondle H's balls

He's a lucky man. My husband would be jealous.

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

#fellasleeponthecouch

#holdingmyphone

#withGKUopen

#husbandthinksihatehim

[wannabmama]

I got my morning sex, now eating egg and bacon wrap and drinking coffee...it's raining here and I totally want to do a no-adulting day, but will probably at least do laundry or something.

[Andrea]

Got poked like 5 times this morning (not the fun poking) and now I am going back to bed into at least 10 when my pool opens.

[BurritosAtEveryMeal]

Jun 21, 2015 7:41:40 GMT -5 @pineappleoranges said:

Breakfast quesadillia instead

More info please. Make me jealous.

[BurritosAtEveryMeal]

I have been up since 5am and went to bed at midnight. Just can't party like I used to. Today should be fun.

[Andrea]

Jun 21, 2015 7:56:52 GMT -5 @pineappleoranges said:

I wanted to do a 7dpo draw but my labs aren't open.

Apparently my clinic is the place to be at 8 am. I went in looking like a hot mess & a half. The place was super busy & people looked like they had actually showered & put on make up. #sorryiwastoobusysleeping

[onesweetworld]

No make up. I showered and brushed my hair. DNW to work.

[nuggetrn]

Good morning all!! I am super impressed with the drinking thread!! I am getting caught up on it now.

I am at work. I got out of bed 15 minutes before I had to leave the house. My hair is a curly frizzy mess because pippacricket wouldn't let me dry it last night. I look slightly insane. Thank goodness I will only have to see like 2 other people today.

[onesweetworld]

Pregnancy announcement #1 on FB today.

[onesweetworld]

It's only 922am

[joy]

Jun 21, 2015 7:35:02 GMT -5 @pineappleoranges said:

Jun 21, 2015 7:33:19 GMT -5 pippacricket said:

joy is never going to come in here with a thread title like that.

She's a scientist. Her curiousity should get the better of her.

Damn you.

[jewel441]

Good morning! I need all the coffee please. My dad woke me up by repeated text message this AM, thanking me for the gift I sent him, but more impressed that Amazon delivers on Sunday than the actual gift. He has not adjusted to me being in a different time zone yet. Fine I'm up... then I saw my cell phone bill was over $300 this month, WHAT?!!! Hope the rest of the day goes better.

[ceejay]

Apparently spending all evening on the GKU drinking thread influences my dreams. I had dreams about getting love tits... One post in my dream got over 30 love tits so I guess my subconscious self thinks I am very popular!

[Deleted]

I need to vacuum. I fucking hate vacuuming. It's not as bad as dusting, though. Fuck dusting.

[cabgirl]

So I've been MIA for a little while, and the skimming I just did tells me I missed something crucial about peeing in pools. Someone enlighten me?

[ceejay]

Also, my dogs have teamed up to prevent me from getting any sleep this weekend. Yesterday, the puppy woke me up at 6:00 by crying in her cage. Today our older dog woke me up at 7:00 because he threw up a little bit IN MY BED. Yuck. Will need ALL the coffee today.

[Deleted]

Jun 21, 2015 9:10:06 GMT -5 cabgirl said:

So I've been MIA for a little while, and the skimming I just did tells me I missed something crucial about peeing in pools. Someone enlighten me?

Do you pee in pools? We need an answer before we can answer you.

[nuggetrn]

ceejay Are you in Ohio? If so, where in Ohio are you? I feel like you commented on Ohio last night. Ohio Ohio Ohio. I felt like I should say it a few more times... I am nosy PM me if you don't want to share with the board!

[nuggetrn]

Jun 21, 2015 9:09:53 GMT -5 @led said:

I need to vacuum. I fucking hate vacuuming. It's not as bad as dusting, though. Fuck dusting.

I love to vacuum. I am weird. I had a job in college vacuuming the dining hall. So relaxingly mind numbing.

[ceejay]

Jun 21, 2015 9:11:27 GMT -5 nuggetrn said:

ceejay Are you in Ohio? If so, where in Ohio are you? I feel like you commented on Ohip last night. Ohio Ohio Ohio. I felt like I should say it a few more times... I am nosy PM me if you don't want to share with the board!

Nope, not in Ohio. I'm in the Chicago area.

I drive through Ohio a few times each year when we go to visit DH's family in Pennsylvania. Does that count?

[achromia]

Jun 21, 2015 7:56:15 GMT -5 @pineappleoranges said:

Jun 21, 2015 7:53:26 GMT -5 BurritosAtEveryMeal said:

More info please. Make me jealous.

So I like to scramble my eggs. (A little milk ,some sweet peppers. Scallions,mushrooms. Anything I like in an omelette

Then I get some turkey bacon make it extra crispy in the oven.

Then I fmget two flour tortillas and add eggs bacon and cheese.

Then I let the cheese melt jusssst a little and cut it with the pizza cutter

Well that sounds amazing and now I have to go find something for breakfast.

[jewel441]

Jun 21, 2015 9:09:53 GMT -5 @led said:

I need to vacuum. I fucking hate vacuuming. It's not as bad as dusting, though. Fuck dusting.

I will do your vacuuming if you want to clean my bathtub.

[longhornwino0907]

A 76-page drinking thread?!? What on earth happened? Please to explain and/or tl;dr!

[onesweetworld]

cabgirl missed you!

[mrsjene]

It's downpouring. I have no desire to leave my dark living room today.

[mazzola23]

I have people coming for a cake tasting at 11. It looks like the sun isn't coming out today so I won't be going in my pool (no pee). I'm home alone until Wednesday, so I'll eat crappy food and read my overdue book.

[nuggetrn]

Jun 21, 2015 9:14:27 GMT -5 ceejay said:

Jun 21, 2015 9:11:27 GMT -5 nuggetrn said:

ceejay Are you in Ohio? If so, where in Ohio are you? I feel like you commented on Ohip last night. Ohio Ohio Ohio. I felt like I should say it a few more times... I am nosy PM me if you don't want to share with the board!

Nope, not in Ohio. I'm in the Chicago area.

I drive through Ohio a few times each year when we go to visit DH's family in Pennsylvania. Does that count?

I suppose I can accept that.

[summerdonna]

Jun 21, 2015 9:28:42 GMT -5 W said:

Jun 21, 2015 9:18:33 GMT -5 longhornwino0907 said:

A 76-page drinking thread?!? What on earth happened? Please to explain and/or tl;dr!

66 pages of us talking about how we wanted to get 66 pages

Legit LOL because partly true.

[mrsjene]

Jun 21, 2015 9:28:42 GMT -5 W said:

Jun 21, 2015 9:18:33 GMT -5 longhornwino0907 said:

A 76-page drinking thread?!? What on earth happened? Please to explain and/or tl;dr!

66 pages of us talking about how we wanted to get 66 pages

WOAH. Did you become silver last night?