Let's get Tuesday Random up in this bish!

[SheilaTheTank]

Jul 7, 2015 11:35:57 GMT -5 Sparkly said:

Well now I'm grumpy. MH brought me lunch. Except it was his leftover lunch, and it was pizza, but it was all the end pieces, which with how they cut the pizza (flatbread, really) at this place, it's basically just 90% crust. Also, the part that there are toppings on, it's not something I would order, soooo I don't really want it. But feel guilty going and spending more money on another lunch. So thanks, husband.

I know, I'm whining.

No, I'd be pissed if MH brought me leftover pizza crusts for my lunch. 

[Sparkly]

Jul 7, 2015 11:58:55 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Jul 7, 2015 11:35:57 GMT -5 Sparkly said:

Well now I'm grumpy. MH brought me lunch. Except it was his leftover lunch, and it was pizza, but it was all the end pieces, which with how they cut the pizza (flatbread, really) at this place, it's basically just 90% crust. Also, the part that there are toppings on, it's not something I would order, soooo I don't really want it. But feel guilty going and spending more money on another lunch. So thanks, husband.

I know, I'm whining.

No, I'd be pissed if MH brought me leftover pizza crusts for my lunch. 

There's one good piece and the rest is edge pieces that are mostly crust. I wanted a turkey sandwich, but I hate to waste food.

I'm also kind of being a whiney brat about my 30th bday party he's throwing me Saturday. He dropped off the pizza to vent about it some more, really. The ILs offered to throw it at their place to make things easier, and now they've turned it into something totally different than what he initially planned. He's going with it, because people have already been invited and it's their house, what can we do??

The whole thing has been such a clusterfuck though...the date was changed...twice...because of a bachelor party and then a wedding we're not even invited to, and honestly, I didn't even want a party! None of my close friends live around here...I feel like it's the 30th he wish I threw him. I'm going to be pregnant, sober, and chasing a toddler because he'll be busy with all his friends, at a birthday party I didn't want and feel awkward at because people are probably only coming because it was initially supposed to be a lobster bake (it no longer is).

Okay, deep breaths. Need to not preggly ugly cry over nothing on a Tuesday afternoon.

[SheilaTheTank]

Jul 7, 2015 12:22:11 GMT -5 Sparkly said:

Jul 7, 2015 11:58:55 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

No, I'd be pissed if MH brought me leftover pizza crusts for my lunch. 

There's one good piece and the rest is edge pieces that are mostly crust. I wanted a turkey sandwich, but I hate to waste food.

I'm also kind of being a whiney brat about my 30th bday party he's throwing me Saturday. He dropped off the pizza to vent about it some more, really. The ILs offered to throw it at their place to make things easier, and now they've turned it into something totally different than what he initially planned. He's going with it, because people have already been invited and it's their house, what can we do??

The whole thing has been such a clusterfuck though...the date was changed...twice...because of a bachelor party and then a wedding we're not even invited to, and honestly, I didn't even want a party! None of my close friends live around here...I feel like it's the 30th he wish I threw him. I'm going to be pregnant, sober, and chasing a toddler because he'll be busy with all his friends, at a birthday party I didn't want and feel awkward at because people are probably only coming because it was initially supposed to be a lobster bake (it no longer is).

Okay, deep breaths. Need to not preggly ugly cry over nothing on a Tuesday afternoon.

oy. That's all over the place. Maybe set a ground rule that you shouldn't be chasing after the toddler at your own party. You're kinda stuck going though. Hopefully it's not that bad and the food is at least good. 

[mosy]

Jul 7, 2015 8:44:03 GMT -5 @erin2021 said:

I need a hair cut in the worst way. I'm trying to grow it out so I can donate it, but my bangs are unmanageable, the frizz from the humidity is killing me, and I feel weighed down. I think my bangs are just a hot mess, but I have this large ass forehead I need to keep covered.

I need a hair-intervention.

Set the forehead free!

I'm a little self-conscious about my forehead too, but I hate having bangs (especially in the summer), so I made peace with it. Maybe longer bangs that you can sweep to the side for partial forehead coverage would be a good in-between option?

[ugotstarbucked]

I had a funny pregnancy dream last night. I had an outside baby and I was breastfeeding her. It was hard to get her in a position to latch but I finally got it. Then when I went to switch boobs the nipple she had been on was like 3 inches long! I was all, good God I hope that springs back. After the feeding I went to change baby's diaper. I had her almost cleaned off when she started pooping again and it just.kept.coming.

So yeah, that was quite a doozy to wake up from!

[keen]

Jul 7, 2015 12:53:39 GMT -5 ugotstarbucked said:

I had a funny pregnancy dream last night. I had an outside baby and I was breastfeeding her. It was hard to get her in a position to latch but I finally got it. Then when I went to switch boobs the nipple she had been on was like 3 inches long! I was all, good God I hope that springs back. After the feeding I went to change baby's diaper. I had her almost cleaned off when she started pooping again and it just.kept.coming.

So yeah, that was quite a doozy to wake up from!

This is not far off from the truth, HAHA!

[chad5285]

Lol ugotstarbucked.

My step mom had a dream that I brought the baby to their house and not only had I not told them I had already had her but she also had a full face of make up complete with fake eyelashes.

[risscaboobs]

Jul 7, 2015 13:12:57 GMT -5 chad5285 said:

Lol ugotstarbucked.

My step mom had a dream that I brought the baby to their house and not only had I not told them I had already had her but she also had a full face of make up complete with fake eyelashes.

LOL

[ugotstarbucked]

Jul 7, 2015 12:57:59 GMT -5 keen said:

Jul 7, 2015 12:53:39 GMT -5 ugotstarbucked said:

I had a funny pregnancy dream last night. I had an outside baby and I was breastfeeding her. It was hard to get her in a position to latch but I finally got it. Then when I went to switch boobs the nipple she had been on was like 3 inches long! I was all, good God I hope that springs back. After the feeding I went to change baby's diaper. I had her almost cleaned off when she started pooping again and it just.kept.coming.

So yeah, that was quite a doozy to wake up from!

This is not far off from the truth, HAHA!

Oh God. DNW nipples as long as my fingers. 

[keen]

Jul 7, 2015 13:30:04 GMT -5 ugotstarbucked said:

Jul 7, 2015 12:57:59 GMT -5 keen said:

This is not far off from the truth, HAHA!

Oh God. DNW nipples as long as my fingers. 

It can be pretty terrifying at first. I would say more like the length of one or 1.5 Mike and Ike candies.

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Jul 7, 2015 13:44:19 GMT -5 kelltothekell said:

Jul 7, 2015 8:44:03 GMT -5 @erin2021 said:

I need a hair cut in the worst way. I'm trying to grow it out so I can donate it, but my bangs are unmanageable, the frizz from the humidity is killing me, and I feel weighed down. I think my bangs are just a hot mess, but I have this large ass forehead I need to keep covered.

I need a hair-intervention.
Maybe try growing it out and doing a side-swept bang?  I like having that because it frames the face nicely and it's not much work.

I have side swept bangs, but they seem to want to do their own thing, and won't sit nicely, no matter how much I blow dry them or straighten them into place.

I should just give up and shave my head. That's how I feel about my hair today.

[SheilaTheTank]

Jul 7, 2015 13:45:49 GMT -5 @erin2021 said:

Jul 7, 2015 13:44:19 GMT -5 kelltothekell said:

I have side swept bangs, but they seem to want to do their own thing, and won't sit nicely, no matter how much I blow dry them or straighten them into place.

I should just give up and shave my head. That's how I feel about my hair today.

I've had this argument with myself so many times. 

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Jul 7, 2015 13:51:25 GMT -5 kelltothekell said:

Jul 7, 2015 13:45:49 GMT -5 @erin2021 said:

I have side swept bangs, but they seem to want to do their own thing, and won't sit nicely, no matter how much I blow dry them or straighten them into place.

I should just give up and shave my head. That's how I feel about my hair today.

Maybe the humidity will go away and your hair will be flawless

I love your optimism! hahaha!

[Deleted]

I just saw a guy I worked with for about 7 for the first time in about as long. I totally know better, I know how insensitive it is and that it's none of my damn business, but I totally asked if he and his wife had kids. To which he replied they'd been trying for 3 years. I am such an asshole.

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Jul 7, 2015 14:19:03 GMT -5 @wren said:

I just saw a guy I worked with for about 7 for the first time in about as long. I totally know better, I know how insensitive it is and that it's none of my damn business, but I totally asked if he and his wife had kids. To which he replied they'd been trying for 3 years. I am such an asshole.

I've had this facepalm moment. saw an old friend & asked if kids were in the plans for him & his wife. As soon as it was out of my mouth, I regretted it. Felt like an ass hat.

[ldubhawksfan]

Jul 7, 2015 8:27:56 GMT -5 risscaboobs said:

Jul 7, 2015 8:23:17 GMT -5 sweetcali said:

It's Tuesday, I want to rewind to Friday and redo my 4 day weekend because where the hell did it go?!?!

Ugh... but then I'd have to redo yesterday.

Unless it's like a DVR - and time keeps going and then I can just hit "live" after we get to Sunday night? Then, I'm game. Because then it'd be like Friday again lol.

I was wondering where you were yesterday. Mondays after holidays are the WORST!!

[fuzzylogic]

The new mattress is taller than the old one, so the sheets don't fit! Well, shit.

[keen]

Jul 7, 2015 14:45:43 GMT -5 fuzzylogic said:

The new mattress is taller than the old one, so the sheets don't fit! Well, shit.

Tell me about it. The 20" sheets are STOOPID expensive too. I just make due with the 18" from target. They work well enough.

[fuzzylogic]

Jul 7, 2015 14:47:28 GMT -5 keen said:

Jul 7, 2015 14:45:43 GMT -5 fuzzylogic said:

The new mattress is taller than the old one, so the sheets don't fit! Well, shit.

Tell me about it. The 20" sheets are STOOPID expensive too. I just make due with the 18" from target. They work well enough.

These sheets were all gifts They're even monogrammed and they're so soft...wahhhhh.

[keen]

Jul 7, 2015 14:48:21 GMT -5 fuzzylogic said:

Jul 7, 2015 14:47:28 GMT -5 keen said:

Tell me about it. The 20" sheets are STOOPID expensive too. I just make due with the 18" from target. They work well enough.

These sheets were all gifts They're even monogrammed and they're so soft...wahhhhh.

'Well shit' is right.

[ldubhawksfan]

Jul 7, 2015 13:06:54 GMT -5 @saveourship said:

*sits on the needing a haircut bench with @erin2021*

I haven't gotten one since before Christmas. It's bad yo.

I'm in need too. I haven't had one in over a year. I grew it out to donate and plan to on Sat!! I'm a bit nervous....

[notlindsrockies]

Turned around in the kitchen yesterday and saw a mouse just hobbling across the floor. Dog got a hold of it, carries it around in her mouth for a bit (all while it's screaming for it's life) and then proceeds to chomp it into bits and string body parts all over the rug. I put her outside and she is salivating like she's rabid with blood all over her muzzle. #gagbarfheave

There was no way in hell I could clean that up with my pregnancy stomach so I called H and he had to come home and clean up the crime scene. It was so awful.

[SheilaTheTank]

Jul 7, 2015 14:48:21 GMT -5 fuzzylogic said:

Jul 7, 2015 14:47:28 GMT -5 keen said:

Tell me about it. The 20" sheets are STOOPID expensive too. I just make due with the 18" from target. They work well enough.

These sheets were all gifts They're even monogrammed and they're so soft...wahhhhh.

You can get the clips that help hold them onto the bed. They're not perfect but they prevent you from having to get all new sheets. 

[keen]

Jul 7, 2015 14:54:51 GMT -5 notlindsrockies said:

Turned around in the kitchen yesterday and saw a mouse just hobbling across the floor. Dog got a hold of it, carries it around in her mouth for a bit (all while it's screaming for it's life) and then proceeds to chomp it into bits and string body parts all over the rug. I put her outside and she is salivating like she's rabid with blood all over her muzzle. #gagbarfheave

There was no way in hell I could clean that up with my pregnancy stomach so I called H and he had to come home and clean up the crime scene. It was so awful.

My sister's dog used to bring 'gift's to her in bed. Gifts, meaning dead baby rabbits.

ZOMGIWOULDDIE

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Jul 7, 2015 14:28:55 GMT -5 @jen4033 said:

Jul 7, 2015 14:19:03 GMT -5 @wren said:

I just saw a guy I worked with for about 7 for the first time in about as long. I totally know better, I know how insensitive it is and that it's none of my damn business, but I totally asked if he and his wife had kids. To which he replied they'd been trying for 3 years. I am such an asshole.

I've had this facepalm moment. saw an old friend & asked if kids were in the plans for him & his wife. As soon as it was out of my mouth, I regretted it. Felt like an ass hat.

He didn't act hurt or offended in the least bit, but I know better. At least we have snacks in our boat.

[notlindsrockies]

Jul 7, 2015 14:59:49 GMT -5 keen said:

Jul 7, 2015 14:54:51 GMT -5 notlindsrockies said:

Turned around in the kitchen yesterday and saw a mouse just hobbling across the floor. Dog got a hold of it, carries it around in her mouth for a bit (all while it's screaming for it's life) and then proceeds to chomp it into bits and string body parts all over the rug. I put her outside and she is salivating like she's rabid with blood all over her muzzle. #gagbarfheave

There was no way in hell I could clean that up with my pregnancy stomach so I called H and he had to come home and clean up the crime scene. It was so awful.

My sister's dog used to bring 'gift's to her in bed. Gifts, meaning dead baby rabbits.

ZOMGIWOULDDIE

In her MFing bed?!? OHHELLNO

[notlindsrockies]

Then I got caught down a rabbit hole (maybe pun intended?) last night at 1:00 AM researching rabies and mice. Ended up on the rabies wikipedia page and holy crap that disease is horrifying. Didn't help that the page included pics of rabid humans from the 50's.

[notlindsrockies]

Jul 7, 2015 15:07:39 GMT -5 @usernamesarehard said:

Jul 7, 2015 14:59:49 GMT -5 keen said:

My sister's dog used to bring 'gift's to her in bed. Gifts, meaning dead baby rabbits.

ZOMGIWOULDDIE

When my FIL was staying with us a few months ago, he sent me a text asking if I told the dogs it was his birthday (it was), because they had put a dead chipmunk in his spot on the couch. I've never been so glad to be at work rather than home in my life. 

It was a gift! A gift for the family!

[chad5285]

Jul 7, 2015 14:59:49 GMT -5 keen said:

Jul 7, 2015 14:54:51 GMT -5 notlindsrockies said:

Turned around in the kitchen yesterday and saw a mouse just hobbling across the floor. Dog got a hold of it, carries it around in her mouth for a bit (all while it's screaming for it's life) and then proceeds to chomp it into bits and string body parts all over the rug. I put her outside and she is salivating like she's rabid with blood all over her muzzle. #gagbarfheave

There was no way in hell I could clean that up with my pregnancy stomach so I called H and he had to come home and clean up the crime scene. It was so awful.

My sister's dog used to bring 'gift's to her in bed. Gifts, meaning dead baby rabbits.

ZOMGIWOULDDIE

My dog caught a baby bird then freaked out when it was in her mouth, spit it out, started army crawling towards MH, then threw up.

A warrior, she is not.

[SheilaTheTank]

Jul 7, 2015 15:14:12 GMT -5 chad5285 said:

Jul 7, 2015 14:59:49 GMT -5 keen said:

My sister's dog used to bring 'gift's to her in bed. Gifts, meaning dead baby rabbits.

ZOMGIWOULDDIE

My dog caught a baby bird then freaked out when it was in her mouth, spit it out, started army crawling towards MH, then threw up.

A warrior, she is not.

/ded