It isn't technically Wednesday yet, but it's damn close.
WTF DH. Are your arms broken? Is that why the only thing you do with baby is pass out in the recliner, or lay there and dink around on your phone while LO sleeps?? That child has a bed, and there is still food out from dinner that I haven't put away because I'm still trying to get a 4 yr old to sleep.
I do 75% of my daily activities with one hand right now, including parenting, and I cannot understand why he (with longer arms and bigger hands) is handicapped by a baby.
Tonight I'm going to pass the fuck out with LO on my boob before DD and DS need their teeth brushed.
Post by mrsmonogrammed on Jul 8, 2015 0:29:01 GMT -5
WTF ob's office who I had to call THREE times to get the referral I need for the lactation consultant?? Why would you tell me you'll "pass the message on to the nurse" and then when I call back hours later because it's still not done, tell me "dr's nurse is in meetings all day, let me see if I can get the triage nurse". YES PLEASE DO THAT. Assholes-__-
It isn't technically Wednesday yet, but it's damn close.
WTF DH. Are you arms broken? Is that why the only thing you do with baby is pass out in the recliner, or lay there and dink around on your phone while LO sleeps?? That child has a bed, and there is still food out from dinner that I haven't put away because I'm still trying to get a 4 yr old to sleep.
I do 75% of my daily activities with one hand right now, including parenting, and I cannot understand why he (with longer arms and bigger hands) is handicapped by a baby.
Tonight I'm going to pass the fuck out with LO on my boob before DD and DS need their teeth brushed.
My DH is the king of sitting around playing with his phone with a sleeping baby too. But if that baby starts fussing it's like Omg you must take this baby now. Ohhh so does that mean you'll get DD ready for bed then? Yeah I didn't think so.
I logged onto my work computer recently and my time sheet was really messed up (time recorded as if I was still physically there) so I told my boss. He responded by explaining how all hell has broken lose at the office, the big assignment that was supposed to get done last month still isn't done, the peer who was supposed to be CMA has been teleworking from New Jersey, and his office pet who has no technical knowledge of the assignment has taken over the report. Ummm the 500 page draft report I gave you over a month ago was fine and I don't see how this lady is going to do anything but f it up... But whatever I am staying out of it. I can only imagine how bad the office is going to be when I get back there.
It is NOT ok to ask if I'm breastfeeding while I'm here alone with the baby. Super creepy.
And yes I know that insurances will pay for breast pumps. But if my OB's, hospital nurses, and pediatricians didn't all talk to me about it, I'm sure glad the cable company is on top of it.
It is NOT ok to ask if I'm breastfeeding while I'm here alone with the baby. Super creepy.
And yes I know that insurances will pay for breast pumps. But if my OB's, hospital nurses, and pediatricians didn't all talk to me about it, I'm sure glad the cable company is on top of it.
Thanks guy. Give me my internet and leave please.
That is the creepiest thing. I would've locked myself in a room I til he left. Weirdo.
WTF. My DH is back on his war path about babies and germs. I saw there is a festival next week and said something about going with the baby and my sister. He looked at me like I have 5 heads and said that babies aren't supposed to be in crowds til they have their two month shots. I took the kid in to the (not busy) airport the other afternoon to pick my sister up and he's not over that yet either.
This happened yesterday but WTF MIL, if I ask you not to fuss with the baby because I am trying to get her down for a bap. That doesn't mean to go readjust her blanket that I just put on her (in her swing) 2 minutes earlier and to stand over her saying Hi Rebecca 10 times waking her up, so that it takes me an hour to get her to fall asleep.
How hard is it to respect wishes from someone when they specifically ask you not to do something.
Wtf me for waking up an hour earlier than I needed to because I thought it was later and I just laid in bed doing nothing because I didn't realize what time it was and kept expecting one of my children to wake up.
Sleep is precious, body, why would you choose not to do it?!
dmoney it's very hard, apparently. Everyone else knows better than you how to take care of your child, didn't you know?
Silly me for being around my child 24/7 and knowing when she needs to take a nao, and even if her eyes are open knowing that within 2 minutes if being e left alone she will be asleep...if she does it again today I might freak out on her.
Post by musicfrk2002 on Jul 8, 2015 11:04:22 GMT -5
Wtf H, how hard is it to put your bowl and spoon in the dishwasher? Or wash a freaking bottle or two? Especially so I am not trying to wash a bottle in the middle of the night while holding a screaming hungry infant, because that goes so well...
Post by purpledaisy923 on Jul 8, 2015 11:19:02 GMT -5
WTF DH? I take care of TWO babies all day long by myself. I want you to help with the twins once you get home from work. You can handle taking care of ONE of the twins.
As soon as the baby DH is holding starts to fuss, he will hand it over to me (while I'm still holding the other twin) and say "they want their mom, not me." I am sorry, but I cannot hold TWO babies all day long. Hold the baby and give it a binky. You will survive, I promise.
This is going to be interesting when I go back to work in 2 weeks. I work four 10 hour days a week, so DH will be stuck with the twins, by himself, for at least 3-4 hours on the days I work. I wonder how many panicked text messages I am going to get from him...
WTF, body? Why do you keep swelling on/below the c-section incision? Half my mons pubis is swollen and purple. OB says yep, there's a build up of blood in there, but unless it starts leaking from the incision, they don't care. The swollen area is about the size of my palm. It's highly irritating.
WTF hunger. I'm so hungry all the time! I'm back at work this week (baby comes along with me) and I realized very fast how hard it is not to have the pantry at my fingertips. Problem is then I come home and binge to make up for my lack of snacking throughout the day. Not a good plan.
WTF hunger. I'm so hungry all the time! I'm back at work this week (baby comes along with me) and I realized very fast how hard it is not to have the pantry at my fingertips. Problem is then I come home and binge to make up for my lack of snacking throughout the day. Not a good plan.
+1 I really need to stock up on some healthier snacks - eating junk food is going to catch up with me soon :/
Yea, so I picked her up Monday and the first thing she says to me is my tooth broke. Que freak out. It was still there, just loose (it came out last night during dinner). I ask what happened, teachers are just as surprised as me. She didn't cry all day. She says she fell on the slide outside. We went to the dentist and they did an X-ray, said they could splint them, but she hardly has any root left in the 2 front teeth so she'd probably lose them anyway.
The kid has a super high pain tolerance and doesn't cry over physical pain (she's more emotional). She used to come home from the toddler room with bite marks no one knew anything about because she never cried or told them she'd been bitten.
I blame it on there being too many kids. It's a really good center and they're always at capacity with a wait list. That said, I don't feel it's a good fit for us anymore. I'm looking into getting a nanny.
WTF diaper rash?! LO is pooping, a lot, but half the time it's taking 3-4 diapers to finish one poop and his little butt is all sore. Every time I get him asleep I need to change him, even if I changed him before the feeding 5 minutes before. Ugh. Poor baby. I've also now been pooped on and peed on. Multiple times. Today. Alone.
Post by lunalovegood on Jul 8, 2015 17:14:38 GMT -5
bruunk, DS#1 had horrible diaper rash. I was told by the ped that sometimes all the wipes are to blame and actually cause more damage than the poop. I was also told that because urine is sterile to not wipe for pee diapers and to set one aside to use as a wipe instead of a real wipe for poop diapers. I know it sounds gross, but it makes sense and really worked for DS#1.
bruunk my nephew had rash reaction to wipes when he was a newborn. She used baby washcloths and warm water to clean him with for a while until he tolerated wet wipes.
Post by carolyngrace on Jul 8, 2015 17:27:08 GMT -5
Wtf DH. I get that you had a long day at work, but you also SLEPT last night, so sighing heavily when I talk about "our plan" for the baby tonight and then falling asleep is totally fucking annoying.
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